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Cheese
07-25-2008, 12:49 AM
Mine was "Buck Rogers".Wilma Dearing,(that camel toe was the shiznit!) got it all night long after the show was over and my brother fell asleep.

http://i34.tinypic.com/28a13wz.jpg

I might rub one out tonight while the better half sleeps!!:hat


You?

alamo50
07-25-2008, 03:55 AM
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/christina-applegate-101707.jpg

AlamoSpursFan
07-25-2008, 03:56 AM
I had a raging hard-on for Kristy McNichol on Family.

http://kristymcnichol.net/images/kristy_mcnichol_05.jpg

And Mrs. Kotter...

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c30/explodingkinetoscope/MASH/mash1_3.jpg

Who was frequently confused with the EQUALLY spankable Bailey Quarters:

http://www.clothmonkey.com/images/bailey4.jpg

And oh God, Marilu Henner on Taxi...

http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/mariluhenner3.jpg

ShoogarBear
07-25-2008, 05:10 AM
Waiting for the first person to say To Catch A Predator . . .

Brutalis
07-25-2008, 05:13 AM
Kelly from Saved By The Bell when I was like, 9. That's the first one I remember playing with anyways. :lmao

ShoogarBear
07-25-2008, 05:17 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007YMWGY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

AlamoSpursFan
07-25-2008, 05:19 AM
I always had a fantasy about being smothered to death in Weezie Jefferson's ample cleavage, too, but she's dead now, so I don't feel comfortable talking about it.

RIP, Isabell.

ATRAIN
07-25-2008, 08:29 AM
http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/alyssa_milano12.jpg

Whos the Boss!!

Man is she smoking

http://www.tvpredictions.com/milano2.jpg

JoeChalupa
07-25-2008, 08:33 AM
I dreamed of Jeanie.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060925/174926__jeannie_l.jpg

1369
07-25-2008, 09:41 AM
When Cathy Lee Crosby lost the log rolling competition on "That's Incredible" and fell in the drink wearing a white shirt.

mexicanjunior
07-25-2008, 09:45 AM
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/christina-applegate-101707.jpg

Agreed...

Spurminator
07-25-2008, 09:48 AM
Obvious and unoriginal, but...

http://babblemur.com/images/Wonder_Woman_-_Color_-_001.jpg

DarkReign
07-25-2008, 09:53 AM
Alyssa Milano

Spurminator
07-25-2008, 09:59 AM
Heroes

florige
07-25-2008, 10:03 AM
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/christina-applegate-101707.jpg



I always thought she was hot....

biggerspursfanthanu
07-25-2008, 10:41 AM
Not that i Truly remember my first woody, but first tv one would probably have to be some random cinemax soft core garbage.

johnsmith
07-25-2008, 10:56 AM
Winnie fucking Cooper.

CosmicCowboy
07-25-2008, 11:04 AM
Miss Kitty on Gunsmoke. Guns and hookers. How could a young cowboy in training not pop wood?

http://possumblog.mu.nu/images/miss%20kitty.jpg

midgetonadonkey
07-25-2008, 11:08 AM
Winnie fucking Cooper.

:tu

She is still hot.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/danica_McKellar_l4.jpg

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/danica_McKellar_l10.jpg

samikeyp
07-25-2008, 11:29 AM
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/2007/06/19/charlies_angels.jpg

DisAsTerBot
07-25-2008, 11:33 AM
does anyone remember the Julius Sadowski (SP?) show, it used to come on public access at like 2 in the morning.....it was mainly soft core still shots of cleavage and poses.........when i was like 12, it was the shit!!!!

Findog
07-25-2008, 11:46 AM
Golden Girls of course....


Actually, it was Blair from the Facts of Life.

peewee's_lovechild
07-25-2008, 11:48 AM
It wasn't my first, but my hardest boner ever was watching TDK for the 7th time last night. During the Joker interrogation scene my cock was hard enough to cut a diamond.

shelshor
07-25-2008, 11:56 AM
Those skin tight jump suits Diana Rigg wore on The Avengers

ShoogarBear
07-25-2008, 12:01 PM
Heroes

That would be a good answer, except that I've never seen a single episode of that.

Jeannie and Diana Rigg FTW.

Also, Barbara Feldon and Bernadette Stanis.
http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2007/sidekicks/agent99.jpghttp://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/bernadette.jpg

slayermin
07-25-2008, 12:42 PM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1971/big5.jpg

brettn
07-25-2008, 01:25 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/bizzoony/Chuck%20Norris.jpg

CuckingFunt
07-25-2008, 01:52 PM
Contrary to some schools of thought, I can't weigh in on the boner conversation. However, this thread fails without any mention of Julie Newmar.

Spuradicator
07-25-2008, 02:02 PM
Maggie Malone from Growing Pains

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/k/joannakerns/photos/joanna-kerns-002.jpg

misterx91578
07-25-2008, 06:20 PM
Alyssa Milano

Pistons < Spurs
07-25-2008, 10:29 PM
Valerie Bertinelli on One Day At A Time.

baseline bum
07-25-2008, 10:52 PM
The Muppets

ShoogarBear
07-25-2008, 10:58 PM
The Muppets

Reminded you of your sock?

gay abc
07-26-2008, 12:55 PM
http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/captain-kirk-stalagmite-stalagtite.jpg

:p:

ShoogarBear
07-26-2008, 01:44 PM
Hokey smokes. :lol

Shaolin-Style
07-26-2008, 03:13 PM
I think I was watching one of the leprechaun movies the horror one and there was this really hot chick who was showing her boobs to this guy but it was actually a unshielded fanblade or something and the dude leaned into them and got chopped to bits.

Heath Ledger
07-26-2008, 03:21 PM
For me it was Wonder Woman with Linda Carter damn she was so hot.

mavfan1000
07-26-2008, 07:03 PM
the ambiguously gay duo

jack sommerset
07-26-2008, 08:37 PM
The Fall Guys Heather Thomas

Pistons < Spurs
07-26-2008, 08:51 PM
Daisy Dukes!!!!

http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2005/daisybattle/bach10.jpg

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-012.jpg

http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2005/daisybattle/bach01.jpg

Pistons < Spurs
07-26-2008, 09:13 PM
Sally Field in Gidget

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/sally-field-g2.jpg

Tuesday Weld from Dobie Gillis

http://elviswomen.greggers.net/images/weld009.jpg

Joyce Dewitt and Suzanne Somers from 3's Company

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/obituaries/images/030912ritter-3scompany.jpg

Gino
07-27-2008, 09:10 PM
http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/alyssa_milano12.jpg

Whos the Boss!!

Man is she smoking

http://www.tvpredictions.com/milano2.jpg

ATRAIN, your taste in women is uncanny. :toast

CharlieMac
07-27-2008, 09:31 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1362606206_1adf49e9ce.jpg?v=0

jack sommerset
07-28-2008, 06:57 PM
I have been laughing for two days straight.....Sally Feilds,Gidget!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ididnotnothat
07-28-2008, 07:47 PM
Mary Tyler Moore. Laura Petrie with those pointed breasts and those tight pants on the Dick Van Dyke show.

http://www.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/dickvd208.gif

porksword
07-28-2008, 08:36 PM
Alyssa Milano. damn would I like to show her Who's The Boss. Over and over and over......

Molester
07-28-2008, 08:40 PM
ATRAIN, your taste in girls is uncanny. :toast

I couldn't agree more.

baseline bum
10-25-2011, 01:55 AM
does anyone remember the Julius Sadowski (SP?) show, it used to come on public access at like 2 in the morning.....it was mainly soft core still shots of cleavage and poses.........when i was like 12, it was the shit!!!!

Great show tbh.

Cyrano
10-25-2011, 04:06 AM
http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mary-ann.jpg
Mary Ann

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rFpSGK6HL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Elly Mae

http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/ChrisJones/2005-12-07_183602_c.jpg
Yeoman Rand

http://www.webpan.com/thelaughin/images/show/goldie_hawn/laugh_in_goldie_hawn.jpg
Goldie Hawn

http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Ann-Margret-386x768-74kb-media-728-media-78436-1026345602.jpg
Ann Margret

http://adrienne-barbeau.picsifter.com/adrienne_barbeau_1.jpg
Adrienne Barbeau

G.Q.
10-25-2011, 07:44 AM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/lastylelogo.jpg

admiralsnackbar
10-25-2011, 08:26 AM
Mine was "Buck Rogers".Wilma Dearing,(that camel toe was the shiznit!) got it all night long after the show was over and my brother fell asleep.

http://i34.tinypic.com/28a13wz.jpg

I might rub one out tonight while the better half sleeps!!:hat


You?
That's awesome, man! :lol

When I read the thread title, the first thing that came to mind was Erin Gray. Figured I'd come in here and post my semi-obscure dinosaur kid-crush, and nobody would get it.

Instead, there's Col. Dearing, front and muthafuckin centah!:toast

Pretty sure this was boner # 2, though...
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/snackbar50/heather_thomas.jpg

admiralsnackbar
10-25-2011, 08:31 AM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/snackbar50/567456292_257a85505e.jpg

2pac > Kobe
10-25-2011, 05:39 PM
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jodie-Sweetin-full-house-627105_357_480.jpg

baseline bum
10-25-2011, 05:47 PM
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jodie-Sweetin-full-house-627105_357_480.jpg

Just show up with a 20-rock and you're in.

DisAsTerBot
10-25-2011, 05:51 PM
Great show tbh.

awesome, i wasnt the only one watching!

baseline bum
10-25-2011, 06:02 PM
awesome, i wasnt the only one watching!

That was a great 2 hours of TV when they'd have The Worst Show followed by the porno mag shots. :lol

I remember public access would keep moving those two shows around every week, but they were always together and always in the 1-3 AM or 2-4 AM block.

lefty
10-25-2011, 06:13 PM
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jodie-Sweetin-full-house-627105_357_480.jpg
thats an unboner




TBH

baseline bum
10-25-2011, 07:10 PM
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jodie-Sweetin-full-house-627105_357_480.jpg


thats an unboner


TBH

I bet that dope-fiend gives a mad gummer.

Kai
10-26-2011, 12:33 AM
Maybe not the first, but

http://images.wikia.com/savedbythebell/images/d/d5/KellyMain.jpg

CavsSuperFan
10-26-2011, 10:33 AM
Waiting for the first person to say To Catch A Predator . . .

Sick & Twisted..:lmao

Giuseppe
10-26-2011, 11:00 AM
Mary Tyler Moore. Laura Petrie with those pointed breasts and those tight pants on the Dick Van Dyke show.

http://www.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/dickvd208.gif

Yep.

cantthinkofanything
10-26-2011, 02:14 PM
Yep.

I was just sure you were going to pick Zoom or Webster.

Monostradamus
10-26-2011, 02:36 PM
Yep.

Unfortunately she also gave you your last boner you old fuck!

yippekiyay!

oShTJ90fC34

NameDropper
10-26-2011, 02:55 PM
For me it wasn't a TV show but Kathy Ireland on the cover of Sports Illustrated.