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Trainwreck2100
08-15-2005, 02:49 PM
1. A strong feeling that they are “different” from other boys.

2. A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the roughhousing that other boys enjoy.

3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.

4. A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.

5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”

6. A tendency to walk, talk, dress and even “think” effeminately.

7. A repeatedly stated desire to be — or insistence that he is — a girl.

http://www.focusonyourchild.com/develop/art1/A0000684.html

My faith in humanity is renewed :rolleyes

3rdCoast
08-15-2005, 02:51 PM
Holy Shit!

The Truth fits into each one of those catagories.

A Serbian Beast
08-15-2005, 02:53 PM
Holy Shit!

The Truth fits into each one of those catagories.
LOL, I agree.

ObiwanGinobili
08-15-2005, 02:55 PM
oh my god.
they can offer you "proffesional help"..... :rolleyes


If Your Child Needs Help
If your child exhibits repeated overt prehomosexual tendencies:

1. Accept your child and affirm his or her worth regardless of the characteristics you observe. Show unconditional love.

2. Don’t wait until your daughter’s masculinized behavior or your son’s effeminate preferences get any worse. Remember that for many prehomosexual boys and girls, some of the characteristics may be more subtle:

inability to bond with same-sex peers
feeling different from and inferior to other same-sex peers
discomfort with his or her gender
3. Call to make an appointment with a professional therapist who believes change is possible. Work patiently with that therapist in redirecting your child’s prehomosexual behaviors. To find a qualified therapist, contact one of these organizations:
Exodus International
P.O. Box 540199, Orlando, FL 32854
Phone: 407-599-6872 or 888-264-0877 (toll-free)
Fax: 407-599-0011

National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality
16633 Ventura Blvd., Suite 1340
Encino, CA 91436
Phone: 818-789-4440

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-15-2005, 03:15 PM
5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”


Isn't every male child called one of those at sometime in their life by somebody else?

batman2883
08-15-2005, 03:18 PM
Isn't every male child called one of those at sometime in their life by somebody else?


Yes queer

Trainwreck2100
08-15-2005, 03:19 PM
Yes queer


If that isn't the pot calling the kettle fag.

3rdCoast
08-15-2005, 03:19 PM
fag

yea, what a lame ass point in that article.

Shelly
08-15-2005, 03:20 PM
My kids were born in San Francisco. That automatically makes them gay.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-15-2005, 03:22 PM
Shelly's kid mowing the lawn....

http://www.synapticblur.com/pics/222mlc0234.gif

batman2883
08-15-2005, 03:23 PM
My kids were born in San Francisco. That automatically makes them gay.



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Shelly
08-15-2005, 03:31 PM
Shelly's kid mowing the lawn....

http://www.synapticblur.com/pics/222mlc0234.gif

:lol nice 'tan' my kid has there!

1Parker1
08-15-2005, 03:31 PM
Attention SHOOGARBEAR:



To find a qualified therapist, contact one of these organizations:
Exodus International
P.O. Box 540199, Orlando, FL 32854
Phone: 407-599-6872 or 888-264-0877 (toll-free)
Fax: 407-599-0011



:angel

Trainwreck2100
08-15-2005, 03:36 PM
My kids were born in San Francisco. That automatically makes them gay.


You didn't want grandkids anyway.

ObiwanGinobili
08-15-2005, 03:42 PM
My kids were born in San Francisco. That automatically makes them gay.

Hey, the world needs stylish decorators and animal phsycho-analysts too! :D

Trainwreck2100
08-15-2005, 03:47 PM
Hey, the world needs stylish decorators and animal phsycho-analysts too! :D


Think about all of that disposable income.

AlamoSpursFan
08-15-2005, 03:53 PM
http://www.roundersound.com/photoblog/archives/2003/08/gay.jpg

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-15-2005, 04:02 PM
http://www.roundersound.com/photoblog/archives/2003/08/gay.jpg

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/episodes/1ACX03a_tn.jpg

"Homicide: Life on Sesame Street"

Narrator: This contains adult content and is brought to you by the letter "H".

[Phone ringing]

Bert: Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way. Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.

Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.

Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!

Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert!

CavsSuperFan
08-15-2005, 06:06 PM
4. A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.

UH-O! :lol

3rdCoast
08-15-2005, 06:13 PM
They forgot the last sign

8. Your son likes to view and post in the Quattro often

timvp
08-15-2005, 06:15 PM
9. Your child bought a Jay Z album

Horry For 3!
08-15-2005, 06:19 PM
http://www.focusonyourchild.com/develop/art1/A0000684.html

My faith in humanity is renewed :rolleyes
hahaha thats funny because I know a guy who fits into most of those. I think he is gay but the girls say he is Bi.

3rdCoast
08-15-2005, 06:24 PM
Maybe he is just on the Down Low.

Mark in Austin
08-15-2005, 06:28 PM
9. Your child bought a Jay Z album


Bwah ha ha ha ha :lol


damnit timvp, I just spit ice tea all over my monitor.

Trainwreck2100
08-15-2005, 06:53 PM
hahaha thats funny because I know a guy who fits into most of those. I think he is gay but the girls say he is Bi.


He's gay

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-15-2005, 08:13 PM
10. You catch your child taking it up the pooper.

Spam
08-15-2005, 08:17 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with any of the above.

ididnotnothat
08-15-2005, 08:45 PM
RKelley!!!! WTF is up with that!!!!???

Is he even considered rap?

Trainwreck2100
08-15-2005, 08:54 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with any of the above.


There in nothing right with taking it in the pooper.

Clandestino
08-15-2005, 11:05 PM
hahaha thats funny because I know a guy who fits into most of those. I think he is gay but the girls say he is Bi.

If you're a guy and you take it in the ass, you're a FAGGOT who just happens to screw girls..

Clandestino
08-15-2005, 11:06 PM
There in nothing right with taking it in the pooper.

not if you're a chick..

Trainwreck2100
08-15-2005, 11:17 PM
not if you're a chick..

I agree, but I was trying to not sound like a hypocrit.

Clandestino
08-15-2005, 11:34 PM
10. His name is Manuel Salgado.

midgetonadonkey
08-15-2005, 11:54 PM
There is no such thing as bi-sexual. People that say they are bi would just fuck anything. That is a slut in my book.

David Bowie
08-16-2005, 12:17 AM
There is no such thing as bi-sexual. People that say they are bi would just fuck anything. That is a slut in my book.

hm. You just trashed a whole group of people. Most people stright, gay or bisexul tend to have more then one partenr in their life anyhow. What's wrong with having more then one partner of different sexes?

ShoogarBear
08-24-2005, 07:54 PM
Attention SHOOGARBEAR:


Ummmm . . . okay.

But word on the street is that you have the best therapy. Perhaps I should sign up for some treatments.

:angel :angel :angel :angel

The sone
08-25-2005, 12:43 AM
i once heard youre only gay if you take it in the ass...if you give it youre just a really really mean man.

TheTruth
08-25-2005, 01:38 AM
Holy Shit!

The Truth fits into each one of those catagories.
I should have opened this thread eariler. Fuck you...Fuck you...Fuck you...Your Cool...Fuck you...

Fat Bones
08-25-2005, 04:59 AM
He's gay

Yep.

No such thing as a bisexual man.

bigzak25
08-25-2005, 10:34 AM
1. A strong feeling that they are “different” from other boys.

2. A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the roughhousing that other boys enjoy.

3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.

4. A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.

5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”

6. A tendency to walk, talk, dress and even “think” effeminately.

7. A repeatedly stated desire to be — or insistence that he is — a girl.


1. When a boy asks his Mom, 'What's for dinner?' immediately followed by, 'Is it DICK?'

2. Wants to party with Uncle Mike Jax ALL the time.
Has an overwhelming penchant for watching Monkeys eat bananas, and of course, RedWine.

3. Asks mother, 'Mom, does this lunchbox go good with my shoes?'

4. Catches father Masturbating to porn and decides to watch...his dad.

5. Eats Corn on da Cob, VERY Differently.

6. Burns Spiderman Holloween Costume and decides to trick or treat as Elton 'the Rocket Man' John.

and last but NOT least, the 7th sign your child MIGHT be gay...

7. He takes a bottle to spin when hanging with his boys, and likes to play a game called, 'mucho lengua'.

:pctoss

ShoogarBear
08-25-2005, 12:48 PM
1. When a boy asks his Mom, 'What's for dinner?' immediately followed by, 'Is it DICK?'

:lmao :lmao :lmao

(especially imagining Chris Rock saying it. . . )