samikeyp
The Last Good Sport

Finally, and I know this won't stop Deputy Dipshit from responding to me, but here are the Offensive and Defensive ranks for each team for 2012: Indianapolis Colts Total offense: 10th Passing: 7th Rushing: 22nd Total defense: 26th Passing: 21st

Couple things. I can assure you I'm taller, stockier, stronger, younger and in better shape than you. Don't make threats the entire board knows you can't back up, dipshit. Sorry, but he didn't. He simply did not go further than Roethlisberger or Flacco. Just giving you the facts you love to...

Batum is a deceptively terrible defense player. I'd take Leonard -- and it's not even that close.

First, in regards to the part in boldface, this is the first time you has so much as acknowledged the existence of extenuating circumstances with respect to the hows and whys behind each player's stats. That's a start. Second, in regards to the part in italics, we also know that there isn't a...

I'm just laying out the facts, Mrs. Dipshit. Two rookie QBs that went farther than Wilson, and one of them won more playoff games than both. You now suddenly need a Rookie QB Statistical Scoring System to argue Wilson had a superior season than Roethlisberger. Yet, it's unfair for me to properly...

Also I thought you were done talking to me because I called you a dipshit? I guess that was only relevant last night when I was making you look like a clown and you didn't have anything to defend yourself with, right dipshit?

Nope, I thought we were just going by facts? Roethlisberger: 2nd round victory, Lost in AFC championship Wilson: WC victory, Lost in 2nd round Roethlisberger > Wilson I mean, this works for you, right? Because it's exactly how you're propping up Wilson over Luck. Shove your hypothetical...

1. The Grizzlies only had six steals. Job well done. :tu 2. Criminal 1 turns out to be a 21-year-old who lives a couple blocks away in a $1.2 million house. Criminal 2 turns out to be a 24-year-old who lives in a $1.5 million house. WTF? :rolleyes

Maybe it's not a good idea to joke around about who it might be, considering the FBI is involved. :lol

Dunno how I missed this last night but it's funny how it's cool for you to deal in hypotheticals when it helps your cause, but I can't do it to explain why Luck's stats were lower. Roethlisberger won 13 games as a rookie and had a higher completion percentage, won a playoff game and actually...

Her shadow always mirrors her rotation for me. If I see her rotating clockwise, I see the shadow rotating the same way. If I see her rotating counter-clockwise, so is her shadow. If I concentrate on her foot, I can change my perception of their rotation at will.

Hell with this, I want to know if T-Mac is going to hit a shot anytime in the playoffs.

Law of diminishing returns, really ... how many times is Hollywood going to remake this?

Yeah, he's pretty much on the "fuck the Trekkies" bandwagon. :lol

Ah, it's mister "see the dark cloud in every silver lining." Spurs fan, really? When was the last time you made a positive observation about the team, anyway?

You can't will the shadow to spin a particular way, as you can with the figure, because there is not enough visual information contained within the shadow itself to indicate it is spinning in either direction; it merely mirrors whichever direction you perceive the girl to be spinning. However...

Good to hear! AT&T is great when it's rowdy! That brings back some fine memories... :smokin

Pot. Kettle. Dipshit. Once again, me calling you dipshit didn't bother you until less than two hours ago so once again you adjust your stance because you're out of ammo and need to give the illusion that you came out on top. You won't walk away from this conversation any more than I won't...

Rocksteady isn't developing this one, although WB Games owns the engine and pawned it off to the people who made this one. Kevin Conroy not voicing Batman this time also kind of sucks. It seems like it could be legit, hopefully there aren't over nine thousand Riddler trophies to find this time,...

I dunno. Memphis doesn't get the ref love that the 2012 Thunder got and the Spurs seem to be peaking rather than riding the pressure of a 20 game win streak in this series. It all depends on whether or not the role players choke this time around, but if the last series and Game 1 is any indication,...

Whatever, dude. You're a goalpost-moving dipshit who, despite saying he doesn't give a fuck about anything anyone on this board says to him, is now being oversensitive about being called a dipshit. Which I've called you like 5,000 times at this point, because you are one. I guess that last post was...

So all these months later (and it has been going on for that long in more than just this thread), this argument is suddenly beneath you because I'm a Colts fan and of course I'd pick my guy in a fight? Pfffffft. I'm not talking about what ifs, dipshit. I'm agreeing with you that Wilson had a...

F Tony Allen that communist piker.

Fing pussy.

Once again I've never disputed that Wilson had a better season. Not once. What I'm disputing is the notion that he's a better player because of the circumstances behind his and Luck's statistics, a topic you wholeheartedly ignore because you know there is weight to what I'm saying and that it's...

HOYA here. Just as the Warriors were an overall weaker team who posed matchup problems, the Grizzlies are a strong team with whom the matchups favor the Spurs. Spurs in 5.

First of all, while statistics can also be facts, those are more statistic than fact at this point. Luck threw for more yards, converted more 3rd & Long situations for 1st downs than any QB not named Tom Brady, and had 7 game winning drives. If the Colts defense could have gotten Luck the ball the...