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    or is this DMC


    Police investigating the case of “Swiss Cheese Pervert” suspect Christopher Pagano have said the man from San Antonio is to face further charges after a fourth alleged victim came forward.

    Mr Pagano was arrested at his home in San Antonio, in early January, and has been accused of driving up to women on a number of occasions and offering them money to watch him put cheese on his genitals.

    “He offers them money to watch him put Swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.”

    According to the San Antonio Daily News, a man who allegedly “looked exactly like” Mr Pagano set up a profile on dating website OKCupid to advertise a specific fetish.
    It reported that a woman in the area received a message from a man who said: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products.

    “So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”






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    How much money does it take? To make someone watch you put cheese on ones genitals. Just curious.

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    I'm a sharp cheddar man.
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    I thought I was the only one

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    Ok...$5 doesn't work

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    How much money does it take? To make someone watch you put cheese on ones genitals. Just curious.
    If he paid me I'd watch....has to at least be $5 so I can buy me a BBQ sandwich combo....

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