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Kobe Bryant.
I have a feeling he will come out once he retires.
Serge Abaka, he likes ball sacks and has a fetish of hitting them
The one with HIV?
Matt Bonner and o Splitter
Kobe and Westbrook come to mind
Bosh,Jefferson,Walton,Blake,Charmer, P.Gasol
Chimpbrook for sure.. that fashion and that anger when he doesn't get his fill
Wondering about Kris Humphries. Big as he is and it took Kanye to knock that up?
maybe he didn't want to knock up that oxygen thief
So what the experts (the gay writer itself)think about it? Gaydar thoughts:
http://www.outsports.com/ballin/022601.htm
Ten Most Likely Gay Ballers in the NBA
By Randy Boyd
One in Ten. Most of us have heard of this stat when it comes to estimating the number of gay men lurking about the population. But did you know that the figure is based on a survey done way back in 1938 AD?
That’s right. One in 10 is BT (before television), BWWII, B60’s, BMTV.
In short, 1 in 10 is BS. (for the children in the audience: that means Before ``SportsCenter'').
So, at the very least, assuming no higher ratio of closet cases have come out since the invention of the Internet—and we all know that hasn’t happened, right?—we’re 1 in 10 strong. At the very least.
Which means that each and every NBA team (basketball segue) has at least one man on their roster who’s either 1) been in an AOL m4m chat room, 2) seen an episode or three of ``Will and Grace,'' or 3) cringed for personal reasons upon hearing Allen Iverson call the world “ got.”
Question is: who are these men? They might be married. They might be known as lady killers. They might be as uptight as Karl Malone. But, like the spirits in ``Poltergeist,'' they’re here.
Meet the Ballin’ 10 most likely to fit the bill, (in no particular order).
Legal Stuff: Ballin’ has no idea who’s gay and not gay in the NBA. This is pure speculation. Just for fun. Wishful thinking. You buying? OK, let’s go:
1. Iverson himself. This one’s easy. The man has gots on his mind too much. Could it be the 160-pound mama’s boy is just a little too sensitive about things?
2. Dale Davis, Portland. Too tough to be real. Gotta be an act. Nobody puts on that much thug drag unless they’re auditioning for the TV show ``Oz'' or a real life Oz.
3. Magic Johnson, ex-Laker. Do you really believe he’s the most unlucky straight ho’ that ever walked the planet? Pul-lease. Cue the Thompson Twins …. lies, lies, lies.
4. Isiah Thomas, ex-Piston, current coach, Indiana. When’s the last time you saw two straight American guys kiss like Isiah and Magic kept doing during their NBA finals match-ups? The guy reeks “little bottom boy.”
5. Mark Aquirre, ex-Maverick. Eighties star who never reached ultimate potential and slipped away quietly. The third part of the Magic, Isiah triumvirate. Led the three in hugs, kisses, and slaps on the ass.
6. Vince Carter, Toronto. Take off the blinders that say “superstars can't be gay” for a second. Watch the dude talk. Then sing Madonna’s “my baby’s got a secret.”
7. Tim Hardaway, Miami. Not too different from the bruthas one might run into at any black gay club on a Saturday night. Opposite of Dale Davis. Not really trying to be tough. Just himself.
8. Penny Hardaway, Phoenix. Something in the Hardaway water? On a recent MTV ''Cribs'' episode, he gave a tour of his mansion in Arizona. Not a woman’s touch in site. You keep getting the feeling something was missing. Similar to the feeling one got watching the ``Ellen'' series before she came out.
9. Glenn Robinson, Milwaukee. It’s possible that Ballin’ has some actual evidence on the former Mr. Indiana basketball, but this is a light-hearted, fun, wishful-thinking column, right? We don’t really mean any of this; it’s all in fun, counselor Cochran.
10. Vin Baker, Seattle. His middle name is Lamont. Enjoys singing in his father's church choir. Not that we’re stereotyping or anything.
Thunder is the gayest team by far. Westbrook's fashion sense and Ibaka's love for touching .
Diaw looks like a french got IMO
How bout the guy who actually has a tongue ring and tramp stamp....let's not overlook the obvious fellas
that tramp stamp is like a flashing red light over his asshole
the tongue ring signifies a smoking blow job....it also counts as a championship ring in my book
2:17 will answer this question once and for all
Money's on Kobe. That whole rape situation was him trying to prove to himself he isn't gay. I think Kobe was still unsure about his sexuality at that time, and because of the shame he felt at his ever growing sexual impulses, he felt he had to undertake a supreme masculine action that he hoped would suppress or eliminate his sexual desires.
Also remember that Kobe failed to ejaculate and had to masturbate after Faber left. And ain't no black man alive would fail to bust a nut while in' a white woman, no matter how ugly or repulsive. Black men get orgasms just thinking about white women, so the fact Kobe couldn't nut sends up a huge rainbow colored flag.
So yeah, Kobe's the second got to win 5 rings with the Lakers.
Didn't know Vanessa was the biggest beard in Laker history.
Bisexual: Matt Bonner, Russel Westbrook, Andrew Bynum
Gay: Chris Bosh, Richard Jefferson, Pau Gasol, Josh Selby
Watch List: Roy Hibbert, Matt Barnes Jarret Jack, Rajon Rondo, Ibaka,, Deron Williams, Kris Humphries, Ricky Rubio
z who aint get no pussy yet: Kawhi Leonard, Klay Thompson, Kevin Durant, Kenneth Faried, Anthony Davis, Javale McGee, Jeremy Lin ............Maybe i miss a few but those are the ones
Kirby
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