Just checking up on you, making sure you haven't killed yourself after another Dallas Mavericks collapse. That was the most pathetic thing I've seen since some fat nerd threatened to leave an internet forum forever only to come back a few days later. I'm leaving for good
I supposed you could always harass Kevin Durant or Russell Westbrook on Twitter to make you feel better. Maybe find embarrassing pictures of them as children or taunt them with hilarious nicknames: "Westbrick " Sort of the same way you harass posters on here hours on end for doing something as despicable as posting before some stupid bet has ended. All of this takes place of course while your wife is forced to stroke herself to climax with a foot long dildo because her husband is in the computer room jerking himself off to "internet victories" over HarlemHeat and mavs>spurs.
Seriously, would you consider putting that on your resume?
-Got the better of internet moniker "pussyface" by outlasting him on spurstalk.com."
If none of that works, you could always get really creative and make a radio show. Even cooler, you could get super drunk and say a bunch of cusswords like we're back in middle school!!! "Durant is a fucking, n!ggerfuck, dammit, piss cock monkey! HAHA I'm so funny, understudy come suck my penis!!" Yeah that'll show em!