River Plate player Bursts a Hemorrhoid During Match

[IronMaxipad]

"It was weird what happened to me, because I had spent a week in which I had eaten well. In the meantime I had been fine, but after a move that threw me to the ground I opened myself more than usual and I started to feel the blood. I felt that something had broken."

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer...2954--sow.html

[DAF86]

lol Almeyda (our coach) not taking him out.

[lefty]

Damn

[Sense]

lol Almeyda (our coach) not taking him out.

Forget that, aren't the refs supposed to take him out?

[NASpurs]

I was watching this game live and saw the blood on his ass. I was wondering wtf happened.

[DAF86]

Forget that, aren't the refs supposed to take him out?

Yeah, he had to change his shorts like 4 times. One time he even had to take his underwear off and I don't know why the cameramen and the director decided to show a closeup shot of Ponzio's dick on national TV

[Libri]

He played his ass off.

[lefty]

The short finally matches the jersey

[Sense]

So was River winning? Or did they even win? was it worth it?

[DAF86]

Yes, we won near the end 2-1, in one of the most excruciating games of my life as a River fan.

We got to the top with the win with 2 games to go, if we would have lost we would have been tied for second (only the first two get promoted directly).

[ALVAREZ6]

Yes, we won near the end 2-1, in one of the most excruciating games of my life as a River fan.

We got to the top with the win with 2 games to go, if we would have lost we would have been tied for second (only the first two get promoted directly).