The Superstars and Michael Phelps

[Avante]

I read somewhere that Phelps was one of the greatest athletes ever if not the greatest. Then I started thinking about those old Superstars competitions, ya know taking all these athletes from different sports and having them compete in all these different events.

What chance would a swimmer stand? Yep, none! I think decathlon king Ashton Eaton would be hard to beat. What can't he do? I bet he can even swim.

I'd love to see....

Deion Sanders
Bo Jackson
Ashton Eaton
Usain Bolt
LaBron James
Calvin Johnson
Carl Lewis

In a battle.

Events

100 yard dash
weight lifting
one on one basketball
400m
swimming
football throw for distance
bowling
tug of war (one on one)
1500 meters
darts

Badass tune, the video..???


So you take that tune and mix it with....

Sympathy for the Devil...The Rolling Stobes
Devil Got My Woman...Skip James
Devil in My Shoes...Rose City Kings
Hellhound on My Trail..Robert Johnson
Blue Spirits...Bessie Smith
The Devil Cried...Black Sabbath
They Call Me Evil...Kolvane
The Devil Took Her Hand...Hans Thessnik
Death Have Mercy...Harry Manx
I Thought I Heard the Devil...Walter Trout

[mouse]

Maybe in the 2024 Olympics weed will be accepted.

[hemann82]

don't hate
educate

[Avante]

Maybe in the 2024 Olympics weed will be accepted.

That has something to do with anything?

Weed ain't shit.

[Shadowflames]

LOL what an idiot.

[Avante]

LOL what an idiot.

Don't have a clue what I'm talking about do you leech? Does stupid hurt?

[Shadowflames]

If it hurt you'd be dead.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Don't have a clue what I'm talking about do you leech? Does stupid hurt?

Maybe if you actually stayed on topic instead of randomly switching to music half way through your post, people would have a better idea of what you were talking about.

[Avante]

If it hurt you'd be dead.

If it weren't for us hauling your uncreative ass around you'd be dead "here". A life without a thought all your very own, wow! Dude, do something besides leech off us, ok?

[dirk4mvp]

Hey brah, can you post some more youtube videos of music that no one will watch?

[Avante]

Maybe if you actually stayed on topic instead of randomly switching to music half way through your post, people would have a better idea of what you were talking about.

I know, I know, pretty confusing. So easy to get The Superstars/Michael Phelps bit mixed up with the music. What was I thinking?

We need you and Shadowmoaner to show us how it's done.

[Avante]

Hey brah, can you post some more youtube videos of music that no one will watch?

You mean like in that ...what you listening to..thread?

[Opinionater]

IMHO, the Decathlon is the true test of an all around athlete. That is why they earn the title of "Worlds Greatest Athlete".

[Shadowflames]

If it weren't for us hauling your uncreative ass around you'd be dead "here". A life without a thought all your very own, wow! Dude, do something besides leech off us, ok?

You thinking you are actually doing something positive for this board.

[Avante]

IMHO, the Decathlon is the true test of an all around athlete. That is why they earn the title of "Worlds Greatest Athlete".

That's why I had decathletes mentioned above.

You can't be a one trick pony and be called a great athlete. Are tiny Kenyans great athletes or great runners?

[Avante]

You thinking you are actually doing something positive for this board.

Talking music, sports, books, movies? Yep, sure do. What do you do besides leech off others?

[dirk4mvp]

You mean like in that ...what you listening to..thread?

nope, people actually quote other videos and respond to others in that thread from time to time, no one ever, besides your jizz shield ever listens to the videos you posts

[dirk4mvp]

Talking music, sports, books, movies? Yep, sure do. What do you do besides leech off others?

Do you ever actually talk about those things, or do you just get butt frustrated when someone disagrees with you?

[Opinionater]

That's why I had decathletes mentioned above.

You can't be a one trick pony and be called a great athlete. Are tiny Kenyans great athletes or great runners?

IMHO, you are wrong though. An "Athlete" doesn't mean one has know and be good at every damn sport. That is not what "athlete" means.

[Avante]

nope, people actually quote other videos and respond to others in that thread from time to time, no one ever, besides your jizz shield ever listens to the videos you posts

So why are you here? There are how many threads out there for a cool guy like you, why bother with my threads? Notice you rarely see me on other threads? You see I read the titles, if not interested I'm not there. Give it a shot!

[Shadowflames]

Talking music, sports, books, movies? Yep, sure do. What do you do besides leech off others?

That's called spamming.

[dirk4mvp]

So why are you here? There are how many threads out there for a cool guy like you, why bother with my threads? Notice you rarely see me on other threads? You see I read the titles, if not interested I'm not there. Give it a shot!

the fat ol fuck just wants someone (ANYONE) to watch his videos

[Avante]

IMHO, you are wrong though. An "Athlete" doesn't mean one has know and be good at every damn sport. That is not what "athlete" means.

I agree until we start comparing athletes and having talks about who the greatest athletes were.

Then we need a guy who can do more than just run, swim, box, etc etc.

[Shadowflames]

I agree until we start comparing athletes and having talks about who the greatest athletes were.

Then we need a guy who can do more than just run, swim, box, etc etc.

Why dont you throw in Michael Jordan. He's a GOAT.

Stupid fuck.

[Avante]

the fat ol fuck just wants someone (ANYONE) to watch his videos

Dude, stay stupid/closed minded why would I care? If you don't wanna hear some new music to you, go for it. I love to learn/hear new things to me. Stay a moron, cool~~~~~~

[Avante]

Why dont you throw in Michael Jordan. He's a GOAT.

Stupid fuck.

Michael Jordan would get totally blown away. Totally out of his league with those I mentioned. Not surprised your dumbass doesn't know that.

[Shadowflames]

So easily baited.

[dirk4mvp]

Dude, stay stupid/closed minded why would I care? If you don't wanna hear some new music to you, go for it. I love to learn/hear new things to me. Stay a moron, cool~~~~~~

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coming back home to the South.







- Yeah, man.

- Because this, man...







This is where it all began.







Heavy percussion, repetitive hooks,

sexually suggestive lyrics.







Man, it's all blues, brother.







"Back Door Man" to

"Back That Ass Up."







It's all about pain and...

And pussy.







Sorry, baby. And making music, man.







With simple tools,

by any means necessary.







You've got to get what you got to say

out because you got to.







Every man, you know

what I'm saying?

[Avante]

So easily baited.

Dude, your game sucks so bad it's ridiculous. A leech who baits...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

See, the thing is...







And I believe this, man... . Rap is

coming back home to the South.







- Yeah, man.

- Because this, man...







This is where it all began.







Heavy percussion, repetitive hooks,

sexually suggestive lyrics.







Man, it's all blues, brother.







"Back Door Man" to

"Back That Ass Up."







It's all about pain and...

And pussy.







Sorry, baby. And making music, man.







With simple tools,

by any means necessary.







You've got to get what you got to say

out because you got to.







Every man, you know

what I'm saying?

Let me guess, almost 16?