After Manu fell on the floor during practice, Blair helped him to get up
after that, Manu was forced to retire
DeJuan Blair has never stood around holding a purse, while his girlfriend shopped.
As a precaution, Pop has banned the practice of giving high-fives.. he's afraid that Dejuan might get carried away in the excitement and you-know-what might happen.
The old refs left because there is no clause in the new agreement that protects them from Dejuan Blair.
Dejuan Blair entered the draft after the sop re year because David Stern blacklisted him that year from the NBA. He had to be threatened, by Dejuan Blair.
I just did a big update. Congratulations to Cool Cat on his obvious manipulation of my chronological order. There are some really good ones, posted below is the list. (In case anyone cares: I check the website every day; if it gets traffic, I continue to update. It's still getting a ton of traffic.)
87. Dejuan Blair thinks ACL’S are for little girls. – Chris
88. DeJuan Blair pities the fool who gets inbetween him and a loose ball. –“jng”
89. DeJuan Blair was the reason Balloon Boy was hiding. – Sam Reinhart
90. They say that 'no man is an island', and this remains to be true. Mainly because Blair is more of a continent. –“Blackbellamy”
91. Blair was the main character of "no country for men with arms" –“Lefty”
92. Dejuan Blairs first official meal in the NBA? A healthy portion of David West with a side of some Chris Paul. He likes finger foods. –“AOMrep”
93. There is no ACL in Dejun Bir's phbet. –“Chieflion/in2deep”
94. Dejuan Blair drinks WD-40 during timeout instead of gatorade. – “AFBlue”
95. The recently created Airlines service known as "Blairlines" allows you to board automatically, just like Dejuan Blair. –“Chieflion”
96. The only way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans. Blair laughs when God tells him his. –“UnwantedTheory”
97. Dejuan Blair eats basketballs and s championships. –“UnwantedTheory”
98. Dejuan Blair is in talks to star in a film about a man who rebounds so relentlessly that his opponents flee to Asia for sex change operations because that is the only way to be sure that they will never have to play against him in any basketball league or Olympic games. It's already getting buzz as an early favorite to win the Oscar for Best Do entary. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
99. On the court, Blair is like the wind, you may not see him, but you feel him. –“UnwantedTheory”
100. Kanye West once interrupted Dennis Rodman to say Blair is one of the greatest rebounders of all time. –“Cool cat”
101. The Cavaliers' players who claim to be sick are really just faking it to avoid playing against Blair. The have real bad cases of H1-Dejuan. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
88, 98, and 100 are so funny!!!
Oh, and who's jng?
There's an old saying that you never want to be between a rock and a hard place..
But a hard place never wants to be between a rock and DeJuan Blair.
He hangs a sign on his gate to warn potential intruders that reads:
"BEWARE OF BLAIR"
DeJuan Blair CAN believe it's not butter.
DeJuan Blair is the 1 guy who can go to a horror movie and scream don't open that door...and the characters on screen actually listen to him.
I am sorry. Dejuan blair is a man and he does not scream.
Dejuan Blair fact: Dejuan Blair was the original Stone Cold, Arrive, Raise , Kick Ass, rip arms off, and then leave.
This is awesomely funny.
I want to remind y'all: I am clever, but this website will not exist without y'all. Even if you think you are merely borderline funny, write something. I laugh pretty easily. And even if I don't laugh, chances are still good that someone will. It's not all that hard to get quoted. So submit what you know to be the truth about DeJuan Blair! He is still a mystery to some people, believe it or not.
But above all else, have fun. If you think this thread has run its course, let it go, lock it, whatever; if you have something meaningful and original to contribute, I will publish it.
This year's Spurs team is too good not to get excited about. So let's have at it! Let's cheer them all the way to the championship! Let's root for our favorite players, make deities of those that provide the opportunity for humor, and support the team because we owe back to them the entertainment they gave to us.
GO SPURS GO!!!
Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.nba.com/video/games/thund...t1hp0010900096
Highlights up
Dejuan Blair thinks cocaine is for punks and so he snorts asbestos.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Dejuan Blair was once simply known as "the Force."
Upon his birth, Dejuan Blair came out arms first and pulled himself out, saving his family doctors' fees.
When learning that he had the right to bear arms, Dejuan Blair immediately assualted a bear.
Dejuan Blair got Stella's groove back.
I love that one!!!
When Pop discussed the Spurs philosophy of "pounding the rock", Dejuan misunderstood and beat up Dwayne Johnson.
Sharks watch "Dejuan Blair week".
ESPN should be sued for false advertisement, as we all know Dejuan Blair is the Worldwide Leader in Sports.
Dejuan Blair is so humble and modest, you still have your arms.
DeJuan Blair never loses track of time; time loses track of DeJuan Blair
nice wall
Winner for Oct. 21st!!!!
DeJuan Blair can never have too much time on his hands; their too big.
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