can't get any girls

[Fpoonsie]

...that Alexis Texas?

[DAF86]

I don't really care to. googling a chick and putting her in my sig isn't something i view as badass like other posters on this site.

Who the sees that as badass? I just like to watch beatiful girls.

[Iranian BoogeyMan]

Plus he believes in the Iranian boogeyman.

Dude, shut the up.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Even though I don't exist, I've had a good run convincing re ed patriots out there that I'm very menacing while running their national debt into the ground.

I'm not about to let this good run I've had the last decade come to an end because of non-re ed people like you

[WeNeedLength]

...that Alexis Texas?

Nope, don't think she's famous tbh..

[WeNeedLength]

Meh, I don't like just seeing the ass end of a girl. I want the complete package.

To each his own.

[Axe Murderer]

WeNeedLength, eyestalker can you guys give me some advice?

You guys seem very good at getting girls into your sig. Whats your secret? I had this pretty girl that I was able to get off google images and put in my avatar. She seemed cool, we were hitting it off and stuff. She didn't talk much, well not at all actually. Well she had been in my avatar for a long time but she didn't do anything after.

I tried sweet talking to her so she could come out of the computer and hook up with me but it just never happened. Nothing worked. What am I missing?

[Muser]

Son you missed out on a looker with that Emma Stone

[WeNeedLength]

WeNeedLength, eyestalker can you guys give me some advice?

You guys seem very good at getting girls into your sig. Whats your secret? I had this pretty girl that I was able to get off google images and put in my avatar. She seemed cool, we were hitting it off and stuff. She didn't talk much, well not at all actually. Well she had been in my avatar for a long time but she didn't do anything after.

I tried sweet talking to her so she could come out of the computer and hook up with me but it just never happened. Nothing worked. What am I missing?

That was a ty attempt at humor...

[Jodelo]

tbh one of my favorite pickup lines is this. I google "pi" and find the longest version i can copy and paste. then i write it down BUT i change one number in it.

For example, below is the copy and pasted version but i changed the 36th number from a 9 to 1.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470138446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 94428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909 14564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127 77245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643 6789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160

So then i whip out my calculator and "pretend" to recalculate it and tell her i had an error. Then I put the correct version below.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190 91456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160

at this point the girl is usually in the corner with her friends laughing at me but i just think i've had bad luck.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I just like to watch beatiful girls.

And you think a basketball forum is the best place to do that?

[DAF86]

It doesn't hurt.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

When I'm sitting in class/at work bored as , it makes using this forum to pass time a pain in the ass.

[DAF86]

I thought you were smart enough to know how to turn off sigs and avatars.

[Leetonidas]

When I'm sitting in class/at work bored as , it makes using this forum to pass time a pain in the ass.

True dat yo, I hate when I'm in the library at school and scroll over a barely dressed hot because I'm sure other re s around me think I'm whackin it under the table or something then you got perverts like creepn running around with a completely naked ass in his avatar and just because someone used paint to make it look like a hood ass mofo it's acceptable

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I thought you were smart enough to know how to turn off sigs and avatars.

And I thought you were smart enough to know a basketball forum probably isn't the best website to fap to.

[WeNeedLength]

True dat yo, I hate when I'm in the library at school and scroll over a barely dressed hot because I'm sure other re s around me think I'm whackin it under the table or something then you got perverts like creepn running around with a completely naked ass in his avatar and just because someone used paint to make it look like a hood ass mofo it's acceptable

Tbh I have come across this situation before too...

[WeNeedLength]

And I thought you were smart enough to know a basketball forum probably isn't the best website to fap to.

So when you see softcore porn you instantly whip it out and start jerkin? What kind of self control do you have?

[DAF86]

And I thought you were smart enough to know a basketball forum probably isn't the best website to fap to.

I thought you were smart enough to mantain an argument without having to make up.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

So when you see softcore porn you instantly whip it out and start jerkin? What kind of self control do you have?

More self control than people who need to flood a basketball forum with half naked women because they think it's cool.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I thought you were smart enough to mantain an argument without having to make up.

I am maintaining an argument. For whatever reason, you think it's really badass to put half naked pictures of women in your sig, as if I couldn't google pictures of half naked women on my own if I wanted to.

[HarlemHeat37]

Bump has been in prime form, as of late..he was coasting for a good minute..

[WeNeedLength]

More self control than people who need to flood a basketball forum with half naked women because they think it's cool.

Damn. Mr. Cool is in the building. He knows what is and is not considered cool. He specializes in NBA basketball forums primarily. His word is fact people. Word.

[DAF86]

I am maintaining an argument. For whatever reason, you think it's really badass to put half naked pictures of women in your sig, as if I couldn't google pictures of half naked women on my own if I wanted to.

I already said I don't think that's badass so I don't know why you keep saying that.

BTW, I was lying before. I know you like to invent stuff when you don't have arguments, it's a Mavs krew thing.

[Sybok]

Dr Mr DUNCANownsKOBE (DoK),

I see you are getting your Jewboy pushed in. Find solace in the knowledge that you have a bright future of doing the taxes of the rich, and living on a mid level income for the rest of your Jew life.

Come see me if you are struggling with this. As painful as it is, there's only so far I can pull you from your ty reality.

LLaP chosen people

Sy

[WeNeedLength]

You guys are all lame if you have to use the internet or any media source to see naked or half naked women.