Ron compared to Moses, Rand to Joshua, in New Republic

[Th'Pusher]

God was a psychopath back then. I'm glad later he conceived himself on Earth then let himself be killed and resurrected himself after asking why he had forsaken himself so he could live at his own side for eternity and help people make touchdowns.

[Galileo]

God drove a Ford. He chased Adam & Eve out of the Garden of Eden in Fury!

[Blake]

God was a psychopath back then. I'm glad later he conceived himself on Earth then let himself be killed and resurrected himself after asking why he had forsaken himself so he could live at his own side for eternity and help people make touchdowns.

Rofl