Why?
It has little to do with today's big 10.
Might as well put Saban in there, your description is his college football dream world.
"Ya see we get to many injuries with these spread hurry up offenses"
then...
“That’s a tough, physical game,” Saban said. “That’s old-fashioned ball. That’s the kind of football that, when I played, we played. Nothing spread about that.” Concerning the LSU victory.
So why don't you make a list of the most prolific lying college coaches, you can start with Switzer and Saban.