Modern Family - episode review

[cantthinkofanything]

It's a season or two old but it's the one where they go to Vegas and stay at the top level (which really isn't the top level).
The last scene with all the room switches is one of the funniest of all time IMO.

Maybe my second all time favorite is the intro to the Office where Dwight sets the intentional fire.

[Avante]

You need a list amigo to save this .

"Willie"

Mays...baseballer
McCovey...baseballer
Galimore..Bears running back
Dearion...PV sprinter
Walker...Piedmont bluesman
Polk...TSU sprinter
Gault...Bears receiver
Thrower...Bears QB
Smith...Auburn 400m
McTell...Georgia bluesman
Harrison..Odessa JS sprinter
McIntest...Pats linebacker
Stargell...baseballer
Jones...ASU 400m
Richardson...Colts receiver
Wood...Packers DB
Adderley...400 hurdler

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude. Respect the thread. Unlike you, I don't start threads and beg for people to post. If someone wants to talk about that particilular episode, then here is a place. If not, I get that too. And sometimes threads just stand on the OP alone.

[Avante]

Dude. Respect the thread. Unlike you, I don't start threads and beg for people to post. If someone wants to talk about that particilular episode, then here is a place. If not, I get that too. And sometimes threads just stand on the OP alone.

Do I really have to direct you to that..TON...of threads you didn't respect? And, nobody here has knocked out more 20 page threads than myself. I hardly had to beg, shorty I even have threads just for me now.

You get no/little response slick, you need some Avante to rev up the engine.

[cantthinkofanything]

Do I really have to direct you to that..TON...of threads you didn't respect? And, nobody here has knocked out more 20 page threads than myself. I hardly had to beg, shorty I even have threads just for me now.You get no/little response slick, you need some Avante to rev up the engine.

I guess if you're posting in my threads, it means you're not with the children. So...there's that. Post away.

[Clipper Nation]

I have never once laughed during an episode of Modern Family... don't know what they're trying to write, but it sure doesn't include jokes.

[cantthinkofanything]

I have never once laughed during an episode of Modern Family... don't know what they're trying to write, but it sure doesn't include jokes.

You probably don't understand any of it.

[Avante]

I guess if you're posting in my threads, it means you're not with the children. So...there's that. Post away.

What day care provider has children at 8 o' clock at night, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Why you ignore my..."ya shoot a ing sick ass pedo"...???? Why do you totally ignore my stance on that?

[Avante]

I have never once laughed during an episode of Modern Family... don't know what they're trying to write, but it sure doesn't include jokes.

Have you ever laughed...ever? You seem to be a miserable little .

[Clipper Nation]

Have you ever laughed...ever? You seem to be a miserable little .

I laughed out loud when you claimed you could outrun Peyton Hillis. Also had a nice chuckle when Struggle Wilson threw that pick at the one-yard line.

[Avante]

I laughed out loud when you claimed you could outrun Peyton Hillis. Also had a nice chuckle when Struggle Wilson threw that pick at the one-yard line.

I can outrun Peyton Hillis. What about...high school sprinter here...don't you get?

What NFLer is number one when it comes to his merchandise being sold?

[Clipper Nation]

I can outrun Peyton Hillis. What about...high school sprinter here...don't you get?

What NFLer is number one when it comes to his merchandise being sold?

What NFLer is number one when it comes to throwing interceptions at the one-yard line with a championship on the line?

[Avante]

What NFLer is number one when it comes to throwing interceptions at the one-yard line with a championship on the line?

Do you understand ...speed endurance/max velocity? Of course not. Hillis couldn't sustain/maintain a high % of MV, while being a former 400/100 cat, I can. I know.....huh????

Yep, Russell Wilson sucks!!!!!!!!!! If not for that monster D/running back he ain;t .

[Clipper Nation]

Do you understand ...speed endurance/max velocity? Of course not. Hillis couldn't sustain/maintain a high % of MV, while being a former 400/100 cat, I can. I know.....huh????

Do you understand that Peyton Hillis would on your geriatric fat ass in a race?

Yep, Russell Wilson sucks!!!!!!!!!! If not for that monster D/running back he ain;t .

^ Truth bomb ^

[Avante]

Do you understand that Peyton Hillis would on your geriatric fat ass in a race?


^ Truth bomb ^

Dude, will you ever figure out I;m into sprinting? Why do you think that is? Could it because I was a sprinter? Do you know anything at all about the mechanics involved? Do you get ...The Drive Phase..? How about...SE-speed endurance? I ran the 400m and the 100m, do you understand that at all? I could give Hillis a head start in the 100m, trust me.

Dude, why this need to never ever ever get anything right? You are always wrong, ALWAYS!

[Infinite_limit]

Modern Family is really good. But this specific episode I can't remember

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, will you ever figure out I;m into sprinting? Why do you think that is? Could it because I was a sprinter? Do you know anything at all about the mechanics involved? Do you get ...The Drive Phase..? How about...SE-speed endurance? I ran the 400m and the 100m, do you understand that at all? I could give Hillis a head start in the 100m, trust me.

Dude, why this need to never ever ever get anything right? You are always wrong, ALWAYS!

Dude, will you ever figure out that you're old, fat, and slow?

[Avante]

Dude, will you ever figure out that you're old, fat, and slow?

Why this need to always deal with fantasies is amazing. Do you ever deal with realty?

I still run little fella, ok? Peyton Hilis couldn't break a 11.5 for a 100m if he could even run one. I was a 9.9 yards guy amigo. A 4.5 40 on grass.

[Clipper Nation]

I still run little fella, ok?

[Clipper Nation]

I was a 9.9 yards guy amigo. A 4.5 40 on grass.

[Avante]

Now I must be gay, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stud trackster/footballer
Current lifter who also runs
Been married for over 30 years

Reality is your friend little guy ever give it a shot?

[Clipper Nation]

Now I must be gay, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stud trackster/footballer
Current lifter who also runs
Been married for over 30 years

Reality is your friend little guy ever give it a shot?

[Avante]

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Damn that Avante, he always kicks my ass. What a stud!

[Clipper Nation]

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Damn that Avante, he always kicks my ass. What a stud!

[SupremeGuy]

Holy . Assholes trying be more elitist than the next asshole. lol

Let me set the table for you gots: Seinfeld, Curb, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, South Park, Chappelle Show, etc