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  • Shaq

    39 57.35%
  • BJ

    29 42.65%
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  1. #26
    Dirk Administers THE SHOCKER LEONARD's Avatar
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    Shaq's legkick defense is probably top notch...

    He would get worked...and if it hit the ground he would get injured / choked out...

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    more hot chicks


  3. #28
    Dirk Administers THE SHOCKER LEONARD's Avatar
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    Have any without fake boobs, Nick?

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    lol
    Last edited by monosylab1k; 02-10-2011 at 11:39 PM.

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    Dirk Administers THE SHOCKER LEONARD's Avatar
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    LMAO...wow dude!! WOW. I didn't google anything...somebody else here said your name was Nick a while back and I've just associated you as "Nick" since then. I guess they went thru the google bit...who knows...don't care...

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    hey everbody, look up "monosylab1k" on google! Then you'll see that my name is Nick Ford and I live in Texas!!!!!!!!! (or do I?) You'll see that I'm a fan of Rushmore and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou! Won't that be awesome!

    Then you can spend a few minutes in your obsessive internet tough guy life to debate whether I'm this guy
    http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Ford/603105430

    or this guy
    http://nickford.newsvine.com/

    or this guy (doubtful)
    http://iuhoosiers.cstv.com/sports/m-...rd_nick00.html

    or any of these guys
    http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Nick...ro_find_others

    or maybe this
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=30207500

    and then you can totally nonchalantly throw my name out in a post to commit MASSIVE PWNAGE!!!

    and then you can go back to posting in the MMA forum.
    Can everyone call you nick? Or only LEONARD?

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    Dirk Administers THE SHOCKER LEONARD's Avatar
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    He's Nick as far I'm concerned...and he loves movies...

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    LMAO...wow dude!! WOW. I didn't google anything...somebody else here said your name was Nick a while back and I've just associated you as "Nick" since then. I guess they went thru the google bit...who knows...don't care...


    "someone called you that back in the day"


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    Dirk Administers THE SHOCKER LEONARD's Avatar
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    I know right...funny indeed!!






    Creepy...

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    mono, if I had a facebook, I'd totally add you.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    And I'd have a hard time believing Shaq wouldn't just grab this got by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops off.

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    Oh please! You don't seriously believe that do you?
    BJ would hurt Shaq so badly it would be sad.

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    hey everbody, look up "monosylab1k" on google! Then you'll see that my name is Nick Ford and I live in Texas!!!!!!!!! (or do I?) You'll see that I'm a fan of Rushmore and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou! Won't that be awesome!

    Then you can spend a few minutes in your obsessive internet tough guy life to debate whether I'm this guy
    http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Ford/603105430

    or this guy
    http://nickford.newsvine.com/

    or this guy (doubtful)
    http://iuhoosiers.cstv.com/sports/m-...rd_nick00.html

    or any of these guys
    http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Nick...ro_find_others

    or maybe this
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=30207500

    and then you can totally nonchalantly throw my name out in a post to commit MASSIVE PWNAGE!!!

    and then you can go back to posting in the MMA forum.
    well you live in plano...

    http://monosylab1k.dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/

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    stick and move dallaskd's Avatar
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    Boykins would probably kick his ass, much less Shaq.
    But you would probably give Mayweather a chance...

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    100%

    He'd get beat-up and/or injured via submission...
    shaq would stand zero chance

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    Realistically, anyone who really knows how to fight (and has been in plenty of them) knows that size can be easily neutralized. There are a few occasions where a guy will beat the out of a smaller guy even if he's not as skilled a fighter, but 9 times out of ten, you give a small, skilled guy an open area and 10 minutes and the bigger guy will look like a pile of bloody prime rib.

    ...unless the little guy can't take a punch.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Realistically, anyone who really knows how to fight (and has been in plenty of them) knows that size can be easily neutralized. There are a few occasions where a guy will beat the out of a smaller guy even if he's not as skilled a fighter, but 9 times out of ten, you give a small, skilled guy an open area and 10 minutes and the bigger guy will look like a pile of bloody prime rib.

    ...unless the little guy can't take a punch.
    What open space? They're going to fight in an octagon(In LEONARD's imagination land)

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    And I'd have a hard time believing Shaq wouldn't just grab this got by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops off.


    Realistically, anyone who really knows how to fight (and has been in plenty of them) knows that size can be easily neutralized. There are a few occasions where a guy will beat the out of a smaller guy even if he's not as skilled a fighter, but 9 times out of ten, you give a small, skilled guy an open area and 10 minutes and the bigger guy will look like a pile of bloody prime rib.

    ...unless the little guy can't take a punch.
    Shaq could be given a free shot at Penn and he'd walk right through it...

    What open space? They're going to fight in an octagon(In LEONARD's imagination land)
    BJ would destroy Shaq in a cubicle...wouldn't matter...

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    You really need to take the collective s from the MMA out of your mouth.

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    Dirk Administers THE SHOCKER LEONARD's Avatar
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    How about you explain to me how Shaq would "grab this got by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops"...

    I mean, that sounds so realistic and well thought out...you clearly have vast knowledge of who BJ Penn is. I'm not sure how to counter it...but I'll try.

    Shaq wouldn't be able to land a punch.
    If he did manage to land anything, BJ would walk right through it.
    Shaq would bow out after a couple of leg kicks, if Penn cared to throw them.
    Shaq would get beat-up standing.
    and if Shaq was able to grab him and somehow get him to the ground, he would get his arm snapped or get choked out in no time.

    Shaq is actually a huge MMA fan, and has trained some too. But he'd still get peter-rolled by Penn. Insert whoever you want...Dwight Howard, LeBron, etc...

    Size and muscles don't win fights...
    Last edited by LEONARD; 11-20-2008 at 03:16 PM.

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    It's a process... mexicanjunior's Avatar
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    This thread now has hot chicks
    That kind of looks like Krissy Joe from "Rock of Love", except with blonde hair...

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    How about you explain to me how Shaq would "grab this got by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops"...

    I mean, that sounds so realistic and well thought out...you clearly have vast knowledge of who BJ Penn is. I'm not sure how to counter it...but I'll try.

    Shaq wouldn't be able to land a punch.
    If he did manage to land anything, BJ would walk right through it.
    Shaq would bow out after a couple of leg kicks, if Penn cared to throw them.
    Shaq would get beat-up standing.
    and if Shaq was able to grab him and somehow get him to the ground, he would get his arm snapped or get choked out in no time.

    Shaq is actually a huge MMA fan, and has trained some too. But he'd still get peter-rolled by Penn. Insert whoever you want...Dwight Howard, LeBron, etc...

    Size and muscles don't win fights...
    Here's how I think the fight would go

    Shaq grabs the got by the neck
    Shaq squeezes him till his head pops off

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    What happened, Leonard? Decided to give the trolls a taste of their own medicine?

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    Size and muscles don't win fights...
    well, that's good for you then...

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