Mark Cuban will jump into San Antonio Riverwalk River!!!

[csr3159]

I just heard on the ticket, Mark cuban stated if Mavericks do not win the series againt spurs, he will jump into S.A. Riverwalk River.

[samikeyp]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health.

[xtremesteven33]

He better bathe in tomato sauce afterwards

[Manu on Fire]

Already been done.

[Manufan909]

Can't wait to see that, the river got any really deep parts people can advise him to jump into?

[DPG21920]

Mark Cuban's Riverwalk evaluation system he designed has the San Antonio Riverwalk as the #2 riverwalk in the world.

[Bartleby]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

[DPG21920]

Or he could just build his riverwalk jumping team around Dirk and he would never make it.

[DDS4]

Up the ante.

Make him wear a Borat banana hammock before jumping in.

[phyzik]

dammit, all that time cleaning it up will be wasted if he jumps in and pollutes it!

[Jimcs50]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health.

I think Mark should wait til the Championship River Parade and then wait for Pop's boat to approach , then he needs to jump in front of it, and let it run over him so he can end his suffering.

[baseline bum]

He should drink a gallon of Riverwalk water if the Spurs win.

[Bigzax]

let Avery push him in...

[coyotes_geek]

The river is dirty enough as it is.

[Morg1411]

Up the ante.

Make him wear a Borat banana hammock before jumping in.

That was unnecessary. Now it'll take me forever to get that horrifying image out of my mind.

[SpursWoman]

The river is dirty enough as it is.

[Chris]

Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!

[xellos88330]

Well, if he does jump in if the Spurs win the series, I might have a bit of respect for the man.

[Brutalis]

Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!

I think cement galoshes would work better.

[Thompson]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

Anybody have a few hundred piranhas?

[SA210]

He got mad cuz I called him "Mr. Cuban" on Twitter

I hate when people call me Mr. Cuban. My name is Mark. My dad is Mr. Cuban ! #fb about 2 hours ago from web

ammo!

[Trimble87]

so the mavs will have 'gone fishin' right around the time that cuban will have 'gone swimmin'.

[BlackSwordsMan]

this fag is losing his sanity

[stéphane]

What's the point of making a dirty river even more dirty?

[NRHector]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health.

actually to endanger the riverwalk or the environment with his nasty ass

[Libri]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

That poor alligator is going to get a bad case of diarrhea.

[dirk4mvp]

Looks like he'll be one dry dude.

[zepn]

Screw Cuban and his weak river smack.

I grew up in Dallas (and saw the Spurs before they were the Spurs). I would rather jump in the San Antonio river than the Trinity any day of the week.

[Spursfan092120]

Looks like he'll be one dry dude.

The first Mav fan to step in this thread and say something, and THIS is what you come up with? Really? lol..

[dirk4mvp]

The first Mav fan to step in this thread and say something, and THIS is what you come up with? Really? lol..

brainfart.


Just posted something so the guy with the mullet avatar can follow me and post a picture of brad pitt.


edit : if it wasn't for the fact that he's already done it.