Dirk Nowitzki's Woman? Crazy Story

[Spurious]

Originally Posted by duncan228

Updated.

Kim Leach, a spokeswoman for the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department, said Taylor has eight aliases.

OK, to summarize, those eight aliases are:

(1) Craigslist Escort (aka ""Fifty Dollar Roses")
(2) Devin Harris
(3) Devin Harris' mom
(4) Cheryl Miller
(5) Reggie Miller
(6) Jerry Stackhouse
(7) Cornelius (from Planet of the Apes)
(8) Roddy McDowall (who played Cornelius)

That's a fairly eclectic group, but I could see this chick being able to pull it off.

[poop]

Originally Posted by I Love Me Some Me

Multiple championships gets you Eva Longoria.

Multiple playoff collapses gets you Cornelius from Planet of the Apes.

bahahah, thats exactly what i thought when i saw the picture

[poop]

Originally Posted by Summers

That's not necessary.

yes it is.

[Biernutz]

Looks like Dirk flopped again. With all the enhanced bimbos in Dallas and he ends up with a woman with 8 alias. This sounds like a old Tom Cruise movie.

[Ghazi]

Uhhh eva's really not that hot w/o makeup

[GSH]

Originally Posted by Twisted_Dawg

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

She's his whip-mistress. No other rational explanation for it. She puts on her SS hat and beats him with a riding crop, while he cries over old photos of Nash. She may be pregnant, but not from Dirky. And the only thing they are engaged in is a little old-fashioned commerce.

[Biernutz]

Now it's reported that she has lived with him for about a year and she could be carrying a little Dirk flopper. Let's see how Cuban Tweets this.

[jman3000]

I think he was at a club, drunk, saw her when her hair and face was all did, took her home, fucked her, knocked her up, forgot about it, she came back a couple months later saying she was prego sauce, he agrees to take care of her until she has the baby or whenever, this shit happens.

[jman3000]

Originally Posted by Biernutz

Now it's reported that she has lived with him for about a year and she could be carrying a little Dirk flopper. Let's see how Cuban Tweets this.

that blows my theory out of the water if it's true.

ewww... Dirk is a little bitch... but i'd think he'd be able to do a bit better than that thing.

[raspsa]

Hard to tell with women, what hey can be made to appear like with a little touchup. Remember that pic of Eva w/o makeup?

[ElNono]

Originally Posted by duncan228

“I think he’s going to be fine,” Kidd said. “He’s a human being. Life isn’t perfect and you move on and learn from it. … We look for him to have a great game come Saturday.”

Kidd then added "If the bitch does something tricky, Dirk can always count on me to beat the shit out of her"

[DDS4]

Originally Posted by jman3000

I think he was at a club, drunk, saw her when her hair and face was all did, took her home, fucked her, knocked her up, forgot about it, she came back a couple months later saying she was prego sauce, he agrees to take care of her until she has the baby or whenever, this shit happens.

And still proposed to her? Then hired a PI after he proposed? Bizarre as hell.

[ehz33satx]

So it is my understanding that Dirk is going to leave the mother of his unborn child to rot in jail?

[GSH]

Originally Posted by ehz33satx

So it is my understanding that Dirk is going to leave the mother of his unborn child to rot in jail?

Yes. That's what it means to be "having trouble in your personal life." If she had gotten caught turning tricks out of the guest bedroom, he would have said that the two of them "have been going through a difficult period" in their relationship. That's why people hire public relations firms. They can think up stuff like that for you.

BTW - has anyone looked into the rumor that she is the same woman who used to be married to John Daly? The stories are similar enough.

John Daly's wife sent to prison?

First I had no idea he had a wife. Who knew until today? Secondly, what must be going through the mind of a man who’s wife was just put in jail? Well he goes out the next day and shoots a 69 in the Buick Open.

Daly learned that his wife, Sherrie, was being taken to prison to serve a five-month sentence on a federal charge involving a drug ring and an illegal gambling operation.
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Daly, a two-time major champion with a history of hard drinking, showed up at a PGA tournament at Memphis on Friday with a face full of scratches and a story about his wife attacking him with a steak knife.

"I just want my fans to know one thing — I am the victim in this," Daly told SI.com. "I was stabbed Thursday night of last week in my right cheek and clawed in my left cheek. She's saying it didn't happen. I want my fans to know it happened. I was the only one sober at this time. I just want the fans to know that I love them very much and my wife is a liar, a liar. I'm tired of being a victim of all this crap. She beats me up when I go to sleep. Every time I go to sleep she throws her fists on me. I just married the wrong woman."

His wife, Sherrie Daly, who went to prison last year in connection with a drug investigation, accused him in a court petition Monday of sexually assaulting her and making up the knife attack to mask his own wrongdoing. Sherrie Daly filed for a divorce last year but the couple still lived together at their residence near the Southwind golf course where Daly played last week in the Stanford St. Jude Championship.
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Whatever, Daly, a two-time major winner who has been without his PGA Tour card for two years now, has had his former old lady arrested on charges that she stole his cell phone from his RV. Somehow seems fitting.

[siopaoboi]

Originally Posted by Ghazi

Uhhh eva's really not that hot w/o makeup

possibly true, but dirk's chick even with make up or plastic surgery wont ever be hot.

[Manu-of-steel]

Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile

Or maybe Jerry Stackhouse in a wig.

- exactly what i was thinking. it's stack!

[ploto]

There have been all kinds of crazy, inconsistent stories about this woman all season. Guess Dirk finally got wind of it and hired a PI.

[41times]

Originally Posted by ehz33satx

So it is my understanding that Dirk is going to leave the mother of his unborn child to rot in jail?

He can not bail her out. Until the Warrant charges have been heard by the court in Beaumont for theft by fake credit card for $11,000 worth of dental services and the Warrant in Missorri for theft by check has been heard by the court, no one can get her out of jail. Not even a rich athlete.

By the way, it is also being reported that she was a stripper in the Beaumont area about 10 years ago. And she has a couple of more alias names. i think she is up to 10-12 alias names now.

She is a professional scamming biactch. And i would dam sure have a paternity test on the child when and if it pops out! Not to mention gimme back that $250,000 engagement ring i gave you bitch!

[Rumsfeld]

Devastated, Steve Nash decides to call off long time relationship with Dirk

[Rumsfeld]

Consumed with depression and rage, steve decides to hit the club and pick up what ever skank he can with this move.

[Duncanoypi]

Bonzi Wells with wig....

[poop]

Originally Posted by ElNono

Kidd then added "If the bitch does something tricky, Dirk can always count on me to beat the shit out of her"

hahaha.

[TheChillFactor]

with "her" looks i'm surprised he was so intimidated by matt barnes and stephen jackson lol...

dirk = eurotrash

[Rumsfeld]

Originally Posted by ElNono

Kidd then added "If the bitch does something tricky, Dirk can always count on me to beat the shit out of her"

...could be worse, she could have got a head butt from T.J. Kidd

[ploto]

Originally Posted by ElNono

Kidd then added "If the bitch does something tricky, Dirk can always count on me to beat the shit out of her"

Not funny

[poop]

Originally Posted by ploto

Not funny

yes funny