Today has been a strange day.
Today has been a strange day.
Where we headed?Just booked a cruise!
"Tim Duncan is killing the Lakers!"
Just booked a cruise!Can you smoke on a cruise?
My job sucks ass...and just got worse.
I thought ass suckIng was the rave these days.
Not in this way my friend!
Where to?Just booked a cruise!
Need a big stick?
Nope...got one of those.Need a big stick?
Uh oh. What happened?
Didn't you read my Facebook status?
Ah. Yes. How could I forget. They'll be ok.Didn't you read my Facebook status?
What happened? Your boobs get smashed?
-mrsmaalox-"I really like "schlong"!"
-Orion- "I can just picturing you jerking off..."
-timvp"I'm just gayly thirsty"
-Spurstalker "It would take me quite awhile to eat that much meat ..."
-BacktoBasics "Give me a minute and I'll get yours up."
Chinese Classical Music is pretty good.
I like that guitar thing they use.
Yea, how'd you know?
Yea, how'd you know?
I think that's lowballing it.
You know, not that this would make you feel any better, but my daughter was on a field trip at the National Zoo a few years back when a big tree fell and smashed the panda house
I can read your mind
Oh great.You know, not that this would make you feel any better, but my daughter was on a field trip at the National Zoo a few years back when a big tree fell and smashed the panda house
You're right, it didn't make me feel better, I'm worse now.
You know, not that this would make you feel any better, but my daughter was on a field trip at the National Zoo a few years back when a big tree fell and smashed the panda house
you left out that a branch pierced a baby pandas heart and died after they ran out of blood cuz the fridge they had it in was unplugged after someone didn't pay the electric bill.
Oh, no pandas were hurt!! Just a kid got his bell rung real good
Whaaaaaaaa?? That's what they do now days??? Ring kids bells as punishment???Oh, no pandas were hurt!! Just a kid got his bell rung real good
No wonder our country is going to the dogs
.................er cows!!!?!!
I'm shocked!!!
Really? Well I'm shocked that you aren't
I went to see Niagra Falls the day after some guy sucessfully jumped!!!
Oh my bad ...Really? Well I'm shocked that you aren't
What??? I'm shocked your shocked!!!
You are never shocked!!!
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