11/23/09

[I. Hustle]

This thread is going to blow up if AL admits to how many quickies she had this weekend.

[ashbeeigh]

Uber geeky weekend. Almost finished Breaking Dawn in two sittings. Me reading almost 800 pages in two sittings would be a record. But, it didn't happen.

Then ended pretty crappy finding out my great aunt was in the hospital.

Hopefully the rest of the holiday week will be better.

[David Bowie]

Somebody at a club thought I was from India. One more to add to the list of nationalities people presume I am

[Sancha]

It was pretty slow and . I did get to fly to San Antonio though. I won't name names but a certain Mayor paid my way. That filthy bas insisted on dressing up like the dictator of my country (Cuba) and told me that he is the dictator but I was his taker. The dude was sick but bought me lots of stuff and gave me some spending money to take back to Miami with me.

Nothing else really. It was pretty much slow and boring this weekend.

[ORION]

Weakness. Where are all the idiots who live to drink at?
Things I want to know:

*Did B2B's wife finally give him the boot.

*Did Atrain go crazy and put people in arm bars because of all the lol's.

*Did PM5K finally get a little Katy tail.

*Where is Orion.


Things I do not want to hear about:

*Illuzions, MiamiHeats, and KoriWhat's anal adventures

*How many times Mr. & Mrs. Maalox boned

* How much sleep PS and SS got

* CuckingFunt

* What color of ies shorts IronMex bought this weekend.

Sounds like someone has a crush on me. Was that you leaving those flowers and quarts of Busch beer on my driveway?

[MiamiHeat]

I got into a car accident. I was unconscious for a while, but my wife saved me. It's a horrible time for me right now. People are saying terrible things about my wife, so I'm trying to keep my head up.