The Expendables: trailer

[Nash2TimeMVp]

fuckin legend

into the boat.....into the tunnel..........get to the choppa

[EmptyMan]

Hopefully this movie reminds the current generation what a real action movie is.

Cheesey and bad-ass.










You paying attention Rock? You done playing with Mickey Mouse?

[DesignatedT]

Sly is the goat.

[CuckingFunt]

I've been looking forward to this one for what feels like forever.

[phyzik]

Just going off topic here a bit....

Arnold was awesome, like I said, but NOTHING compared to Bruce when it comes to one liners... Just ONE of his movies destroys Arnold in one-liners.




Army of Darkness



Those are just 2 of his movies.... You still got McHales Navy, The Spiderman movies, Hellboy, and TONS of others that I cant even think of right now, all with multiple gem quotes from him.

Bruce Campbell is the KING of one liners... there really is no arguement at all.

[ace3g]

he is Duke Nukem to

[Drachen]

So this article turned the amp up to 11. Can't wait to see this movie.

Being a man isn’t what it used to be. When my grandfather was born ninety years ago, he was pushed into a world which expected certain things from him because of his gender. He was a man, he had to stand on his own two feet. He would be a provider, a fixer, and when it was called for, a fighter. A man had to be independent. A man had to be strong. A man had to be in charge. A man had hair on his chest and even more hair on his balls. He’d take care of women, knowing that they couldn’t take care of themselves. He’d keep his emotions to himself, because there were things to be done and no time for tears. He’d make a living with his hands, he’d grow calluses on his finger tips. A man’s role was certain, you were born knowing what kind of a person you were supposed to be. But even then, the world was changing.


Fathers don't let your sons grow up without the expendables

[man on wire]

I've been looking forward to this one for what feels like forever.

WTF!?!? I'm shocked you'd go for a movie like this. No story line, shitty acting, no plot.

[BackStabber]

I wonder if guys will be coming out of the theater all thinking they are bad asses.

[Drachen]

I wonder if guys will be coming out of the theater all thinking they are bad asses.

Did you read the article?? Of course they will!

[CubanSucks]

he’d grow calluses on his finger tips.

What the fuck? How the hell do you grow calluses on the tips?

[Drachen]

What the fuck? How the hell do you grow calluses on the tips?

Playing the guitar after a long day's work. -ha

Besides, it was exaggerated imagery to make a point.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so they took all the action stars in the pass and put them in a movie..

so where does rourke and the big black guy from white chicks fit into this movie? were they ever action stars?

i wonder if this is better then lethal weapon 4?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

E20's chode is nearing maximum capacity. Rupture is imminent.


I'm gonna see this for sure.

[Trainwreck2100]

You paying attention Rock? You done playing with Mickey Mouse?

He's kinda ripping off Stone Cold's look now
http://www.filmofilia.com/2010/08/03.../fast_five_07/

[benefactor]

Anyone go see it yesterday? Critics are confirming pretty much what we assumed...that this is a gloriously violent and manly piece of art.

[symple19]

Anyone go see it yesterday? Critics are confirming pretty much what we assumed...that this is a gloriously violent and manly piece of art.

gonna see it this weekend, come hell or high water

[polandprzem]

Next week in Poland


I'm gonna go no matter

Fuck this shit - I'm still waiting for a supermovie but recently no ohh and ahhs so blow me up ppl!

[SA210]

Definitely going to watch it, damn you Van Damme, you shouldn't have turned the role down!

[TDMVPDPOY]

will u watch it if theres a female version?

[Phenomanul]

will u watch it if theres a female version?

Depends on the cast....

Who have been the best female action stars over the past few years?

Milla Jovovich
Angelina Jolie
Uma Thurman
Cameron Diaz
Lucy Liu
Jada Pinkett-Smith

[Drachen]

so they took all the action stars in the pass and put them in a movie..

so where does rourke and the big black guy from white chicks fit into this movie? were they ever action stars?

i wonder if this is better then lethal weapon 4?

Terry Crewes = big black guy. This role was offered to and accepted by Wesley Snipes, however due to his tax problems he was unable to film. Stallone released the rumor that he was going to cast Ice Cube, and received swift and strong backlash from those of us following this. He decided to go with Terry Crewes.

Mickey Rourke - not an action hero per se, but Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man has an enormous cult following as a "Man" movie.

For those wondering why he was missing, Jean Claude VD turned the movie down. Yeah, because he is so busy. (edit: this was already covered in this thread, sorry. If true, that Dolph replaced JCVD, then good, I would have chosen Dolph first anyway)

[CubanSucks]

will u watch it if theres a female version?

If my penis and balls caved in and became a vagina then sure. Why do you ask?

[CubanSucks]

Terry Crewes = big black guy. This role was offered to and accepted by Wesley Snipes, however due to his tax problems he was unable to film. Stallone released the rumor that he was going to cast Ice Cube, and received swift and strong backlash from those of us following this. He decided to go with Terry Crewes.

Mickey Rourke - not an action hero per se, but Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man has an enormous cult following as a "Man" movie.

For those wondering why he was missing, Jean Claude VD turned the movie down. Yeah, because he is so busy. (edit: this was already covered in this thread, sorry. If true, that Dolph replaced JCVD, then good, I would have chosen Dolph first anyway)

Why wouldn't you want Ice Cube? He's been in more action movies than Terry Crews and is far more well known.

[leemajors]

Why wouldn't you want Ice Cube? He's been in more action movies than Terry Crews and is far more well known.

Yeah XxX 2 was the shit, right?

[Muser]

Hell yeah, can't wait for this

[Drachen]

Why wouldn't you want Ice Cube? He's been in more action movies than Terry Crews and is far more well known.

I just couldn't imagine Ice Cube's doughy self rolling around trying to keep up without getting winded.

[CubanSucks]

Yeah XxX 2 was the shit, right?

Now is when I should post all the shitty horrific action movies that this entire cast has had plenty of throughout their careers..but I'm too lazy

[Drachen]

Or, to save time, you could list all of the great action movies that ice cube was in.

[tp2021]

^
Win.

Seriously, I'd rather watch Terry Crews do anything over Ice Cube nowadays.