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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Is there a certain time limit before someone has the ok to begin masturbating after a break up?


    how long should I wait before I start masturbating again?

    thanks.


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    Whom Gods Destroy z0sa's Avatar
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    never stop
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    Believe. FalleNxWiZarDx's Avatar
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    i notice my wiggle performs better when I dont


    so.... dont, haha

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    THE NAMETAG SAYS ASSHOLE Strike's Avatar
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    Why the hell did you ever stop?
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    Its funny that the idea of Pop and Bonner dining together is way less faggy than 97% of the comments in this thread.
    duncan228 is to information what chazley is to horrible takes on basketball.
    I'm with Strike on this one. And to expand on what he's saying, you'd probably
    turn to your buddy after a Spurs win and say, "Man, WE played great tonight."
    On the other hand, if you ran into Tim Duncan in the parking lot after a Spurs
    victory, you would never turn to him and say, "Man, WE played great tonight."
    Moral of the story is, don't fuck with america cause tazmania will get a french guy to leg sweep a woman?
    Work first. Work hard. Dont be a pussy.
    blah blah blah more made up shit blah blah blah the masses are idiots blah blah blah

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Well I won't lie waxing my carrot was an everyday thing, in fact I had the ok from Kim.

    But now that I have no Kim I wonder do the rules change? Shouldn't I have a time period before I begin any sexual activity? one month? one week? how long should I wait until it's ok to not feel guilty?

    Is this topic to personal?

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    I banged your GF, TBH lefty's Avatar
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    Vaseline Cocoa Butter is good stuff
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    Believe. gatoloco's Avatar
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    it's all you have left. treat it right.


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    THE NAMETAG SAYS ASSHOLE Strike's Avatar
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    Well I won't lie waxing my carrot was an everyday thing, in fact I had the ok from Kim.

    But now that I have no Kim I wonder do the rules change? Shouldn't I have a time period before I begin any sexual activity? one month? one week? how long should I wait until it's ok to not feel guilty?

    Is this topic to personal?
    Too personal? No. Too retarded? You bet.

    Jerking off should never make a man feel guilty. It should make him feel nothing but better. Every time. Not only should you already be jerking, you should probably be jerking right now!

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    you should discuss this with the people that gave you a place to stay.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Just use your tears and snot as lube.
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    -BacktoBasics "Give me a minute and I'll get yours up."

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    Rub me out!
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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    I don't consider it jacking off unless you bust.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Well I won't lie waxing my carrot was an everyday thing, in fact I had the ok from Kim.

    But now that I have no Kim I wonder do the rules change? Shouldn't I have a time period before I begin any sexual activity? one month? one week? how long should I wait until it's ok to not feel guilty?

    Is this topic to personal?
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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Why the hell did you ever stop?
    Because now I must think about my future and if i do meet another woman will she want someone who is respectable and wholesome, or does she want just another horny masturbating loser.

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    I don't consider it jacking off unless you bust.
    If you start rubbing, why would you stop before busting?

    If you squat down on a toilet to take a dump, do you stop halfway with the turtlehead poking out and pull up your pants and leave the bathroom?

    Once you start, you finish the job.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Because now I must think about my future and if i do meet another woman will she want someone who is respectable and wholesome, or does she want just another horny masturbating loser.
    You'll always be a loser. However, if you keep stroking that tiny dick a' yours, atleast you won't feel as bad about it.
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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    I feel like shit after jacking. I guess I'm the weird with the chemical imbalance.
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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I feel like shit after jacking. I guess I'm the weird with the chemical imbalance.
    It depends if you look at it as your helping your body flush out stale unused fluids, then it's ok.

    But if you look at it as killing one million babies it can ruin the whole masturbating experience.

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    I banged your GF, TBH lefty's Avatar
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    Is it true that dry masturbation can get quite bloody?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Once you start, you finish the job.
    Then I take these people didn't masturbate?











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    Suck on these Darwin!

    ST is what it is
    You can't say you didn't see it coming......





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    Believe. byrontx's Avatar
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    A healthy male should have at least 20 orgasms a month. Whip it.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    You'll always be a loser. However, if you keep stroking that tiny dick a' yours, atleast you won't feel as bad about it.
    Finally someone with some experience on this issue!
    Thanks!

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    I can't imagine why your girl would leave you. you're a f'ing gem.
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    I don't like most black people. There are very few who I have met that grew up in a cultural setting I have any respect for. Most I have met are out right thugs, and lack integrity. I could say I don't like black people, but there are some exceptions. If I based all my decisions on statistics, I would stay clear of blacks.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Finally someone with some experience on this issue!
    Thanks!
    Admittedly, I DO feel better after I jerk one...in my own bed, in my own apartment, after gettin off work or outta class.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    You should be doing it while you think about Kim. Don't you have any nude pics of her?
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    FreeSophie.com Sophie's Avatar
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    he keeps looking at me. help!

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    You should be doing it while you think about Kim. Don't you have any nude pics of her?
    I never thought about that. I wish I did. Sad thing is when I had sex with her I used to think of Angel_luv.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I never thought about that. I wish I did. Sad thing is when I had sex with her I used to think of Angel_luv.
    Fucked up there son. Not only that but since she screwed you so badly, you could have posted them on Craigslist along with her phone number.

    Live and learn son, live and learn.

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    Believe. GeorgeCostanza's Avatar
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    At least you don't have to worry about anyone walking in while you are taking care of business.

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