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    Lottery Pick jaffies's Avatar
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    Full Name: Kyle "Yogurt" Gordon, Jr. | G
    Born: October 16, 1997
    Age: 12 and 1/2
    Height: 5-2
    Weight: 94 lbs
    Favorite Food: Corn Dogs

    Pros:
    -Once made a 3-pointer.
    -Recently upgraded his shoes from British Knights to the new T-Mac's.
    -Can dribble "under the leg".
    -Has a LeBron rookie card worth $12.50.
    -Doctors say he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet.
    -His record is 16-5 when playing on a rim lower than 8 feet.



    Cons:
    -Will play this summer for the local AAU team.
    -Has chronic tummy-aches.
    -Just started to discover girls.
    -His mom doesn't let him out past 9pm, could interfere with practices.
    -Doesn't like using the gym showers because it's "kinda gay", could affect team chemistry.
    -Likes to pick his scabs, extending his injury recovery time.

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    Believe. SpurCharger's Avatar
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    Lmfao!!!!!!!!

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    Veteran Spursmania's Avatar
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    Believe. crc21209's Avatar
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    This kid is going to be a BEAST!

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    www.davidteran.com honestfool84's Avatar
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    hahahahahaha. wow. wow. wow. this is too funny.

    jaffies, you should be working at comedy central!

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    www.davidteran.com honestfool84's Avatar
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    Believe.
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! funniest thing ever

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    Believe.
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    omg!!! hilarious!!!

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    One More timvp's Avatar
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    Mr. Burns
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    Quite Possibly the greatest post in Spurstalk history.

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    Veteran sa_kid20's Avatar
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    Believe. ivanfromwestwood's Avatar
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    nice. looks like he could be a real cornerstone some day.

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    Veteran Libri's Avatar
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    -Recently upgraded his shoes from British Knights to the new T-Mac's.
    They still sell British Knights? I thought they didn't make them anymore.

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    Mr. Burns
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    I've read this 4 times. Classic. Just Classic

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    FTL ElNono's Avatar
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    Believe. crc21209's Avatar
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    You know what? Why wait till 2016? Let's sign this kid up right now, I'm sure Pop could find some minutes for him at the Center position!

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    In Limbo mardigan's Avatar
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    Too funny my man

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    Ho On Each Arm Patrick Davis's Avatar
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    I heard USC is about ready to offer him a scholarship.

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    Veteran Libri's Avatar
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    You know what? Why wait till 2016? Let's sign this kid up right now, I'm sure Pop could find some minutes for him at the Center position!
    He can be our JJ Barea.

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    Whom Gods Destroy z0sa's Avatar
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    that's great

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    lmao

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    Just agree, and shut up! celldweller's Avatar
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    I hoping for someone at least 5'4" Pop would take small ball to a whole new level.

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    Inthe land of audiophiles angelbelow's Avatar
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    hahahhaahah good shit

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    Lay it up and good! Budkin's Avatar
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    Thread of the year!!!


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    Lay it up and good! Budkin's Avatar
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    Dude this has me laughing so fucking hard I'm crying hahahahahahhah

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    Believe.
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    This tread should get an award

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    Vaginatarian
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    apparently he patterned his game after Matt Bonner!

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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    Great stuff jaffies.
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