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    We've covered similar topics (all white, all black etc.), now list your team of players who have an ethnicity people struggle to figure out.

    PG - Jordan Farmar - We know he's a Jew, and he's got light skin with black athleticism.....can't figure out his ethnicity
    SG - Delonte West - white skin, black name, orange hair....a genetic anamoly to say the least
    SF - Matt Barnes - He's got a white name with milk chocolate skin and an alien forehead.....dude might not be from this planet
    PF - Carlos Boozer - Easiest selection of them all......where the fuck did this guy come from?
    C - Robin Lopez - Hispanic name, hybrid skin, Jewfro, Stanford education with black athleticism......a good combo to cap the team off

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    I still don't know where Jason Kidd is from.

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    I still don't know where Jason Kidd is from.

    Oak-town.

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    Yeah but what's his ethnicity? I really don't think he is 100% anything. He's mixed.

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    Yeah but what's his ethnicity? I really don't think he is 100% anything. He's mixed.

    He's simply half white half black, nothing compared to the guys on this team.

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    Dirk Nowitzki is from the ice age

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    Watching Carlos Boozer being interviewed sparked this thread. If anyone seriously knows Carlos Boozer's ethnic makeup please PM me or something I understand it's a well kept secret that can't be spread.

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    Popeye Jones... Looks like a hyena/chupacabra mix

    Stephen Curry?

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    Doug Christie for all-decade team

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    This should be "DoK's list of players I can't racially slur since I don't actually know their race."
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    Kidd looks remarkably like a Berber.

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    Doug Christie for all-decade team

    IMO Carlos Boozer is still the mystery ethnicity G.O.A.T. Look at all there is about him


    • Born in Germany
    • grew up in Alaska
    • went to Duke
    • Has the first name "Carlos"
    • bad acne
    • non-nappy hair
    • sounds like a honky at times, and other times sounds semi-black
    • has skin that could be anything from part black to Hispanic to native American.

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    I still don't know where Jason Kidd is from.
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    How do you know?
    Hispanic to native American.
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    If anyone has their own list please contribute btw. Ethnic mystery is a growing epidemic in this country.

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    mike bibby, blake griffin, deron williams

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    • Has the first name "Carlos"
    This is what does it for me.
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    This is what does it for me.

    It fucks everything up. How many people born on a German military base have the first name "Carlos"

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    Don't forget about Ime Udoka.

    That is, if you want a defensive small forward who can't play defense or shoot.
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    Charlie Villanueva is quite mysterious(and scary)...as is Joakim Noah.

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    Carlos Boozer - Easiest selection of them all......where the fuck did this guy come from?
    Milwaukee. you can tell by the name.

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    Don't forget about Ime Udoka.

    That is, if you want a defensive small forward who can't play defense or shoot.
    Africa. forgot what country. but definitely african.

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    Charlie Villanueva is quite mysterious(and scary)...as is Joakim Noah.

    Two very good names. Definitely will receive reserve consideration from the coaches and GM's.

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    Jason Kidd looks the most mysterious to me. He's absolutely white based on what I see but he's known to be hybrid. I don't get it.

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    PF - Joakim Noah - His wiki says "of French, Swedish, and Cameroonian descent." Noah calls himself "the African Viking."[7]

    From looking at the guy, I thought he was probably Puerto-Rican. What ethnicity/race is this guy?

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    Joe Kim Noah might unseat RoLo as the starting center if he keeps this up.

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    From looking at the guy, I thought he was probably Puerto-Rican. What ethnicity/race is this guy?

    That looks like a greaseball Italian to me.

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    Guess I'm not the only one who was laughing my ass off.

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