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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I think everybody knows what a Jew fro is. But there's another Jew-specific hairstyle that I see all the time, but I don't know if there's a term for it. Can somebody enlighten me?

    Basically the guys I can think of offhand that have this hairstyle are JJ Abrams, the guy from Road Trip, and the guy from the "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE" ads.





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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    It has similarities to the Jew Fro but it feels like this is a separate style. Am I right? Or does this still fall under the Jew Fro category?

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    jew dreadlocks

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    Curly jews

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    More of a description of those guys than a hairstyle's name.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    we all know you like your Jews fresh out of the oven and coated in Zyklon B.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    can any Jews out there stop counting their money for just a minute and let me know what kinda hairstyle that is?

    You can go right back to being greedy and complaining about everything at restaurants, just help a brother out real quick.

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    we all know you like your Jews fresh out of the oven and coated in Zyklon B.
    I prefer my jews with big s, nice ass and a tight pussy.

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    Jewbacca

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    You're just too good to be Jew...

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    Believe. mingus's Avatar
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    that's just a jewfro with what i like to call jewgoo aka gel on it to deflate it a little bit. it's nothing special. it has no name, but it's functionality is the same as the fro: it allows us to keep our money it, and it's not all falling out because of the jewgoo.

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    tbh that's the stage that comes right before our luxurious hair reaches "jewfro" status....we don't really have a name for this stage.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    ah okay. tbh I think it needs a name. Jew goo is a good start but I'd like to see something better eventually.

    Okay, back to your bagels.

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    Sorry I walked into the Arian Nations forum.

    Bye...

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    Yeah this is just a regular Jew haircut, my dad has had that hair for idk how long. I keep my hair short because it's curly if it gets long and I don't like looking extremely Jewish.

    Also, @ the complaining about everything at restaurants comment.

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    jewlocks?

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    Other famous Jews who have a similar style:


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    Instead of a Jheri curl it's a JewE curl

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Stuff like "Jew Curl" and "Curly Jew" is redundant and pointless, it'd be like saying, "Nappy African". The best name I can come up with is "The Jewish fade".

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    I in hate my curly hair, and I aint even ing jewish

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    the best thing about being a jew, besides the inside info on the when they are gonna crash the stock market, easier time becoming a comedian, and getting the best interest rates, is that when you start balding you get to cover it up with a yamica

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    Are you guys kidding me? That's the Kramer. Cropped on the side and allowed to poof up top. Straight Kramer. I hate that show, but even I know that.

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