Worst/Best/Most Interesting dreams....

[Cry Havoc]

You've ever had?

I realize that it's a thread that's begging to be trolled (don't care), but last night I had a bit of a crazy nightmare.

I dreamt that I was doing some kind of surveillance work in a prison, and I just happened to be on an elevator with a felon and one security guard. The guy was in shackles, but he managed to knock out the guard, and injected me with a needle. It caused a bump to appear on my skin, and then the guy said that it was a type of chemical that degenerated the DNA in your body over the course of 24 hours until you lost motor/autonomic function, at which point it obviously killed you.

He injected one other person with it, and I spent most of the rest of the dream attempting to find that person, as it became increasingly difficult to maintain complex thought and movement. I remember we were attempting to get to a lab that was supposedly able to reverse the effects.

Needless to say I woke up glad that it was only a dream.

Anyone else want to share crazy dreams they've had in the past?

[Frenzy]

I had one where I was playing basketball with Wesley snipes. I keep blocking his shots so he started playing dirty trying to knee me every time he drove the lane.

[Cry Havoc]

were you in new york or la?

I dunno, but it was pointed out to me that I was playing Bioshock yesterday. Probably had something to do with it.

[koriwhat]

the other night for a short period of time in my dream i had a conversation trying to convince bruce willis that i actually thought die hard 3 was good because i sort of downed all the other work he's been in.

[TwAnKiEs]

were you in new york or la?

My thought exactly!

[benefactor]

I see tornados in my dreams roughly once a month. It's always at random moments within the dream too.

[Mavs_man_41]

the other night for a short period of time in my dream i had a conversation trying to convince bruce willis that i actually thought die hard 3 was good because i sort of downed all the other work he's been in.

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[The Reckoning]

i always have dreams about something that i cant see stalking me, and then it grabs me and my stomach lurches like on a roller coaster and i wake up.

i also have dreams about fighting people in an area and beating their faces into mush with my bare fists.

[Mavs_man_41]

i always have dreams about something that i cant see stalking me, and then it grabs me and my stomach lurches like on a roller coaster and i wake up.

i also have dreams about fighting people in an area and beating their faces into mush with my bare fists.

i'm no psychologist but it seems like you have suppressed feelings of being a pussy that's why you fear conflict in your dreams

[koriwhat]

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don't worry man... no one's hating on you for being a fag.

[Mavs_man_41]

don't worry man... no one's hating on you for being a fag.

lol dreaming about 'convincing' bruce willis and trying hard to earn another mans approval. gaaaaaaayyyyy forum!

[mookie2001]

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!

[ashbeeigh]

Where's freud to analyze these dreams?

[marini martini]

I used to have lots of dreams that I was cleaning my ex-husbands house, until he died 11 years ago.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I vividly remember one where it's a guy in a truck trying to talk this man down from scaffolding inside of a building under construction. It's at night and there's a light on the guy going to jump. It gets tense. Don't remember what is said but all of the sudden the guy starts to jump, the guy in the truck puts it in reverse and screaches out of the building. Then I pop in to the dream walking down the sidewalk. That truck is headed my way fast. I can't get out of the way, then I woke up.

[ashbeeigh]

Seriously though...I have lots of dreams where I float around places. It doesn't matter where I am...but I'm floating...kind of like walking but I'm floating. I also seem to get lost a lot. Like I can see where I need to be but there's a road block, a gate, or someone standing in my way. And then I wake up.

I adore this website: http://dreammoods.com/ because its a one stop shop for a dream analysis of everything. You'll find everything there.

[AnthonyM]

I always have dreams where I'm about to get into a fight and as soon as I start to throw a punch...I can't or my punch is in extremely slow motion and wouldn't inflict any damage on whoever I was trying to hit...

[CubanSucks]

Well I tried to google image 'naked school dreams' or 'public naked dreams' but couldn't find anything clever. But everyone knows what I'm talking about

[florige]

I always have dreams where I get shot by some routine traffic stop at close range but for some reason I don't feel anything. Other dreams I have is when I am playing basketball and I can dunk the ball without little or no effort at all. lol And I mean two hand Shawn Kemp throwdowns! With ease.

[manufan10]

Sometimes I have a dream that I'm swimming, and then I wake up and I've wet the bed.

[xellos88330]

Worst Dream: I was eaten alive by alligators.
Best Dream: I took over the world and led humanity to conquer the galaxy.
Most Interesting Dream: My daughter was born and immediately said "It is cold daddy!".

[marini martini]

Sometimes I have a dream that I'm swimming, and then I wake up and I've wet the bed.

and you wonder why you have no friends!!!

[manufan10]

and you wonder why you have no friends!!!

And all this time I thought it was because I had a crappy personality.

[z0sa]

I have a recurring dream that I'm stuck in a room with no doors and just float around and get old. probably a subconscious metaphor of some sort.

[koriwhat]

lol dreaming about 'convincing' bruce willis and trying hard to earn another mans approval. gaaaaaaayyyyy forum!

lol at the fag who keeps replying to every god damn thread/reply i post here... you got anything better to do man?

it's ok to play tuff guy on the internet, afterall it's the cool thing kids are doing these days.

you're a bitch and you know it! don't lie... you know it.

this ain't going to turn into another me vs. the fag squad thread so i'll just leave it as it is. good day!

[Chachachango]

One night I dreamt that I was a photographer and was taking pics of some hot ass blonde girl that was wearing a nice white bikini. we started flirting and we ended naked. Well, when it was time for me to take caRe of business my mAn part would'nt work right. lol. She played with it to get going but still didn't work. Next day I had to beat it just to make sure everything was working. Worst dream I had.

[baseline bum]

I had a dream one of my friends and I were eating breakfast tacos in Oakland (yes, I know no one eats breakfast tacos in Cali, but it's a dream), and my friend points out the window to the top of a hill and says "That's MC Hammer's mansion!". As I turned away, I saw Jimmy Carter a couple of tables over, eating tacos and dressed like MC Hammer, baggy pants and all.

I also had a dream that I was kid, and my dad was blowing up nuclear bombs in the back yard. He told he made them out of pico de gallo.

I think I took too much acid back in the day or something.

[koriwhat]

I think I took too much acid back in the day or something.

that's always a good thing!

[dickface]

Craziest dream ever for me is:

My alarm goes off, I wake up. I'm walking around the old house I grew up in as a kid, getting some cereal. The entire time I have that awareness that I'm dreaming, so...

I wake up for real. Go into the kitchen, get a glass of water. Hear a strange noise outside. Go into the backyard and see a plane crash in the backyard right in front of my face...

I wake up for real again. Think to myself "that dream was crazy as shit" I jump into the shower, hear a beeping noise...

And then I really truly do wake up for real. My alarm was going off. But the last two times I "woke up" in my dream I could have sworn I was actually awake. I wasn't on any drugs and I hadn't had anything to drink the night before. It was really strange.

[Blackjack]

Wish I could tell you. My dreams are all over the place ranging from everyday life type stuff to being involved in some war-type scenarios saving people, taking bullets and usually ending up pretty messed up -- and that's in the same dream.

I guess the weird ones are the dreams that actually turn out to be a premonition (as bat-shit crazy as it sounds), where I see random things occur that don't usually have anything to do with myself: sports deaths, freak injuries, world events, etc.

Seeing something happen after already experiencing it in a dream I guess would constitute 'weird,' eh?

But maybe it was baseline's acid . . .