My Frank Mir Dream...

[The TroutBum]

So, I somehow ended up being the referee of a fight between Mir and Vera, and it was a good fight, but Mir made him tap with a really weird back mount front cumora. He tapped like a bitch. I was pumped. I walked with Frank down the tunnel and was like, "Yo Frank, man, I'm like you biggest fan -- mind fi I just follow you around for bit? I mean, I don't want to watch you shit or anything, but you know, just hang? He was like, "Bro, I have the home teachers coming over tonight, so maybe some other time." I was so amazed that Frank was a Mormon! Then I woke up. Considered masturbation, and then went back to sleep.

Ambian is a hell of a drug.

[dbreiden83080]

Alrighty then..

[Stringer_Bell]

What do the home teachers do exactly? o.O

[The TroutBum]

What do the home teachers do exactly? o.O

It's a Mormon thing -- two guys from the church will go visit one or two families a month and bring a spiritual thought and just check up on the family to see if there is anything they can help them with. I'm sure a lot of churches do it, but just don't have a name for it like we do.

Anyhow, I was blitzed out of my mind when I wrote that OP, but it made me giggle when I read it, so I didn't edit anything. Gods, I love Frank.

[CubanSucks]

[The TroutBum]

"Blah, blah, blah, have some weed?"

WTF is she saying?

[CubanSucks]

You've never watched Chappelle's Show? You're deprived. He's saying "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

[The TroutBum]

I feel shame.