Shortest books in the NBA?

[8FOR!3]

I thought this would be a fun thread and I've seen it done on an NBA and an MMA site before and some people come up with good stuff. I'm sure you guys will come up with much better material with me, but you get what the idea is. Here's a few I made up.

"The Art Of The 3 Point Shot" - Hasheem Thabeet
"How To Win An NBA Championship" - Dirk Nowitzki
"Mastering The Free Throw" - Dwight Howard
"How To Build An Up And Coming Team" - Doc Rivers
"Drafting A Franchise Player" - Lionel Hollins
"The Heart Of A Champion" - Adam Morrison
"It's A Man's World" - Richard Jefferson
"Bodybuilding And You" - Kevin Durant
"Keeping It Classy" - Kevin Garnett
"How To Remain Relevant" - Roger Mason, Jr.
"Taking The Big Shot In The Clutch" - Matt Bonner
"No Means No" - Kobe Bryant
"Importance Of Practice" - Allen Iverson
"There's No I In Team" - Tracy McGrady

[HarlemHeat37]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

[DPG21920]

That's messed up HH.

[TinTin]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

[8FOR!3]

"How To Get In With The In Crowd" - Lakaluva

[daslicer]

"Management for Dummies" Chris Wallace

[The Franchise]

"Humility" - Lebron James

[DPG21920]

"How To Be A Good Human" - Laker Fans

"Self Confidence: The Strength Within" - Laker Fans

"Through Thick and Thin; The Good Times & The Bad" - Laker Fans

"The Quintessential Basketball Mind" - Laker Fans

"Community: No Riots Here" - Laker Fans

[2pac > Kobe]

"Humility" - Lebron James

if u just tried to diss LBJ u fucked up

[Chieflion]

"Stay on your national team" - Sasha Vujacic
"Don't rely on your family to get into the NBA" - Coby Karl and Luke Walton
"LeBron James is not a hypocrite" - LeBron James
"Why you should not cry after losing a playoff series" - Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher
"Asking for permission before stealing ideas" - Shaquille O'Neal
"No guns!" - Gilbert Arenas
"Not a racist and against short guys" - Kevin Garnett
"Flopping, a disgrace to the integrity of the league" - Chris Paul and rest of the floppers
"Training regimens to not get injured" - Fransisco Garcia
"Keeping your body in tip-top shape" - Eddy Curry and Jerome James
"Passing the ball" - Corey Maggette
"The Free Throw Line" - Ben Wallace
"Fashion Design" - Damon Jones
"A good off-season" - Chris Wallace
"Calf Tats are a bad idea" - Mike Bibby and Koriwhat
"Rebounding" - Rashard Lewis
"Putting in your 100%" - Vince Carter
"White guy can ball" - Adam Morrison
"Determining the best 1st overall pick" - Kwame Brown
"Playing young players" - Gregg Popovich
"The 10 man rotation" - Mike D'antoni
"Maintaining a balance in your roster" - David Kahn
"Twitter used in a correct way" - Chris Bosh and Carmelo Anthony
"Not being traded" - Quentin Richardson
"How it feels to dunk a basketball" - J.J Barea
"Not a cancer" - Stephon Marbury
"Inside the arc" - Antonie Walker
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson and Dwyane Wade
"Being original" - Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard
"Best Jew in the NBA" - Jordan Farmar
"Underpaid" - Joe Johnson
"The unlucky man" - Robert Horry

[Ghazi]

"How to be a legitimate state" -Israel

[ambchang]

"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"The Secret To Overcoming Boredom" - Tim Duncan
"Zit Free" - Pop
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans

Me thinks lakaluva meant the exact opposite of the two bolded items.

[8FOR!3]

"How To Choke" - Robert Horry

[ambchang]

How to have your own style - Kobe Bryant

[HarlemHeat37]

That's messed up HH.

What is?..

[cobbler]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

You win HO.... Congrats on being the class act you are.


It's been fun guys.... Enjoyed the bantar with one and all and even you HoBitch. But thats a line that should never have been crossed.

I'm outta here. Good luck to all your teams in the future and go Lakers!

[HarlemHeat37]

Aw, come back Gobby, come back..I didn't mean it..

[Chieflion]

Aw, come back Gobby, come back..I didn't mean it..

HarlemHeat37, getting his Pau Gasol on.

[DPG21920]

Well, I don't agree with what HH said, but I can't say that losing a Laker fan is a bad thing. He was a hypocrite anyways...

[HarlemHeat37]

Shit, if I knew all it would to get rid of Gobbler would be a personal cheap shot, I would have done it a long time ago..

[DPG21920]

This reminds me of a movie I just watched: Unthinkable.

[monosylab1k]

"All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
"Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
"Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
"Condoms" - Magic Johnson
"How To Walk"- Gobbler
"Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

[Goran Dragic]

"How to get a good deal from a hooker" - Ghazi
"How to avoid getting an STD from a hooker" - Ghazi
"How to not confuse Japanese and Chinese" - Ghazi
"What $250 can buy you" - Ghazi

[Goran Dragic]

"The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
"Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans

"Understanding the 'shortest book' concept" - lakaluva

[8FOR!3]

"Understanding the 'shortest book' concept" - lakaluva

LOL

[BUMP]

You win HO.... Congrats on being the class act you are.


It's been fun guys.... Enjoyed the bantar with one and all and even you HoBitch. But thats a line that should never have been crossed.

I'm outta here. Good luck to all your teams in the future and go Lakers!

There's three things you could've done to avoid being so butthurt about the whole situation.

1) Don't reveal personal info over the internet if you don't want it to come back and bite you.

2) If you've already messed up the above, then don't come on here making an ass of yourself intentionally.

3) If you've failed to do both things mentioned, then grow a pair.

If you're really leaving then I hope you learned from your experience here and will not fuck up in the future. If you're really upset about people making fun of your condition, then I sympathize with you, as that is a little fucked up.

As for your posting style, you will not be missed...not in the slightest. You were always one of the worst posters on this site and brought nothing but stupid takes and Laker homerism. We already have enough of that here.

So if it's really over, then good luck and Adios. Don't let the door hit your handlebars on the way out.

[DPG21920]

"Breaking All The Rules" - Luva

So that means you think you don't break rules?

[Goran Dragic]

So that means you think you don't break rules?

[monosylab1k]

"the art of avoiding self-ownage" by lakaluva

[DPG21920]

Why can't he get this? Time to get a tutor in here. Then maybe, and I mean maybe, he can perform this at a 70% level.