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  1. #1
    Spurminator
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    Now, I'm no opponent of nudity, but sometimes a movie throws a nude scene at you for no apparent reason and leaves you thinking "What the hell was the point of that?" (Straight-to-video 80's B-movies not included)

    Open Water - The inspiration for this topic. It's a movie about two people stuck in the ocean after a scuba diving expedition. In a hotel scene (before the trip) the female protagonist is seen reading in bed while naked. And, as she tells her husband (or boyfriend, I don't know if this was ever established), she is not in the mood on this particular night.

    Titanic - One of the most popular movies in history, and yet difficult to recommend to the grandparents who would blush at Kate Winslet's sultry pose. Not a good date movie when your date is a Mormon (long story).

    Swordfish - Halle Berry's first nude scene was gratuitous, but clearly not pointless, as it probably accounted for 45% of the total ticket sales for the film. And I have a feeling most of the people who paid eight bucks for 10 seconds of Halle Berry's Boobs left feeling pretty blue-balled.

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    KoriEllis
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    Wild Things -- For no apparent reason, showed Kevin Bacon's package when he was coming out of the shower.

  3. #3
    MannyIsGod
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    Speaking of wild things, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards are HOT when making out.

    I honestly can't catagorize the nude scene in TITanic as pointless, it had merrit. I don't remember Hale Berry's breasts in that movie, and haven't seen Open Waters, YET (It looks great).

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    Guru of Nothing
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    I cast my vote for the next FSP GTG.

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    TastesLikeChicken
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    Speaking of nude scenes, someone should tell Mimi Rogers it's about time to wrap-up the being nude in every movie thing, it was fine in the late 80's early 90's, but the "good naked" window is closing.

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    IcemanCometh
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    bunch of fucking prudes

  7. #7
    Useruser666
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    No nude scene is bad, unless of course there are guys in it!

    :moon

    EDIT: I do hate the ones where the hot female character disrobes only to have an alien or other monster pop out of her head or "other" body area. Something psychologically disturbing about that. Examples; "Species", "Starship Troopers 2", "Aliens No?". Maybe it's a fear of that happening to you type of thing.


    Useruser666 :eyebrow

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    T Park Num 9
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    the naked chick in the pool in Caddyshack was pretty dumb.

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    Johnny Blaze 47
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    Are you saying dumb as in there was no reason for the shot or she was dumb as in a lack of intelligence?

    'Cause I'm pretty sure that particular girl wasn't hired for her brains.

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    mrdio
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    It has to obviously be ths one, the shower scene.

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    Jimcs50
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    Speaking of nude scenes, someone should tell Mimi Rogers it's about time to wrap-up the being nude in every movie thing, it was fine in the late 80's early 90's, but the "good naked" window is closing.

    I'd still do her.


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    rednecksbasketball
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    T & A is never a bad thing-thought there are movies that have nude seens that leave you wondering. the Scene in Titianic is pretty much what the whole movie is centered around. oh and the moron's and that movie, that just is funny as hell. when I seen it in theatres, when the tit scene come on about half the theatre walked out. they are real anal about that stuff.

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    timvp
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    As a side note, I'm officially the only male to avoid being forced to see Titanic despite female persistence.

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  14. #14
    Mark in Austin
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    Kentucky Fried Movie -

    the "tits on the glass shower door" scene wins hands down.

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    iminlakerland
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    So am i the only female who hasnt watched Titanic and dosnt care to?

  16. #16
    Useruser666
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    Hey Timvp, let's form a club. I still haven't seen that movie and am proud of it.

    Useruser666 :eyebrow

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    CosmicCowboyXXX
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    I thought that Sharon Stones snatch in Basic Instinct was pretty gratuitous...not that I minded...

  18. #18
    Jimcs50
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    CC, I saw her in San Francisco two weeks ago coming out of Saks. I did not recognize her, but some other people did and pointed her outto each other.

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    CosmicCowboyXXX
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    I have seen a couple of pics of her recently when she wasn't "made up"...I could see how you wouldn't recognize her...

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    Blood Dong
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    hands down the winner here is the girl running down the aisle an stopping infront of the camera in Airplane.......agree?

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    tlongII
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    My personal vavorite is the chick in the pool while the guy was whacking off in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I can't remember her name.

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    Blood Dong
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    THe greatness of Phoebe Cates

  23. #23
    Johnny Blaze 47
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    Pheobe Cates, Tlong?


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    jalbre6
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    not exactly a nude scene, but Phoebe Cates' pool scene in Fast Times is a killer...agree with Neve Campell and Denise Richards making out in Wild Things...

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    jalbre6
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    lol

    "Brad, have I ever told you how cute you are?"

  26. #26
    jalbre6
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    then,

    "Doesn't anyone ever fucking knock any more?"

    God, I love that movie.

  27. #27
    Blood Dong
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    wait a minute, am I the only one that beats off in a pirate uniform?

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    Hey Timvp, let's form a club. I still haven't seen that movie and am proud of it.

    He's watched the last half of it with me ... and I didn't even force him too. Haha.

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