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    then,

    "Doesn't anyone ever ing knock any more?"

    God, I love that movie.

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    wait a minute, am I the only one that beats off in a pirate uniform?

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    Believe. NORCAL5I0's Avatar
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    I am guilty as charged!



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    Out with the old... Obstructed_View's Avatar
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    New contender: Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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    Hey Timvp, let's form a club. I still haven't seen that movie and am proud of it.

    He's watched the last half of it with me ... and I didn't even force him too. Haha.

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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    The shower scene in Starship Troopers ruled.

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    Out with the old... Obstructed_View's Avatar
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    The shower scene in Starship Troopers ruled.
    And it was probably faithful to the book. Stranger in a Strange Land was loaded with breasty horny women. I'm not sure if it's possible to have gratuitous nudity in a book, but if so, Heinlein wins the award.

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    I came for the "Swordfish" and was not disappointed. =P

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    I would like to point out in my defense that this thread was created before the "OMG it's a penis!" trend in recent comedies.

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    Out with the old... Obstructed_View's Avatar
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    I would like to point out in my defense that this thread was created before the "OMG it's a penis!" trend in recent comedies.
    Yeah, this thread popped up in an unrelated search and I couldn't resist bringing it back.

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    underworld

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    What about this terrible movie?

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    I'm going for "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story""

    ...too much cox

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    I would like to point out in my defense that this thread was created before the "OMG it's a penis!" trend in recent comedies.
    Yeah, what's up with that? It used to be that you could count on some nice perky boobalige when the box cover says "contains nudity", but movies like "Harold and Kumar's Escape from Guantanamo Bay", "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" and "Don't Mess With the Zohan" have gone a long way to killing my buzz.

    The box cover needs to have a warning label that says: BEWARE OF THE PENIS or WARNING: OLD WOMAN NAKED or something to that affect. Only young attractive women are allowed to be naked in a movie, IMO. Anything else warrants an NC-17 rating due to the adverse psychological affects it has on those unfortunate enough to view such horrific cinema.

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    Any Given Sunday

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    . Pretty much all the movies of the 80's. Porky's, H.O.T.S., Squeeze Play, Last American Virgin, etc.

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    Yeah, what's up with that? It used to be that you could count on some nice perky boobalige when the box cover says "contains nudity", but movies like "Harold and Kumar's Escape from Guantanamo Bay", "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" and "Don't Mess With the Zohan" have gone a long way to killing my buzz.

    The box cover needs to have a warning label that says: BEWARE OF THE PENIS or WARNING: OLD WOMAN NAKED or something to that affect. Only young attractive women are allowed to be naked in a movie, IMO. Anything else warrants an NC-17 rating due to the adverse psychological affects it has on those unfortunate enough to view such horrific cinema.
    Congratulations Ed. When I become president you're getting appointed head of the FCC.

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    I finally get to use this ...



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    The Human Dictionary. Look it up. You will thank me.

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    Speaking of wild things, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards are HOT when making out.

    I honestly can't catagorize the nude scene in anic as pointless, it had merrit. I don't remember Hale Berry's breasts in that movie, and haven't seen Open Waters, YET (It looks great).
    How do you not remember HB's breast in Swordfish? That's all anyone remembers about that movie.

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    . Pretty much all the movies of the 80's. Porky's, H.O.T.S., Squeeze Play, Last American Virgin, etc.
    you are missing the point of "gratuitous" in the thread le.

    Those movies were expected to have naked women running around.

    whoever mentioned the woman running down the aisle in Airplane! probably nailed it. That was the definition of "gratuitous"... that was the joke after all...

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    Gena Davis and Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise was pretty gratuitous... naked young Gena legs! Mmmmmmm....

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    Gena Davis and Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise was pretty gratuitous... naked young Gena legs! Mmmmmmm....

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