I'm baaaaaaaaaaack

[urunobili]

Cry Havoc Regulating da house

[djohn2oo8]

Alright, it's game time. I'll be back.

[Rappin' V-Span]

Rocket fan probably still mad at V-Span, but even now he helps them beat Laka's

[Koolaid_Man]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a ing sarco us!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maybe you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh , I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like , but that just sucks
It looks like a post that was made by ducks

You s live your lives as stuck in my shadows like a head lighted deer


You right flapping my I do on a daily basis at your, midget and DPG faces


When u finally get home your mom is angry as cuz she know you slurrpin up neighborhood nut


You s talk a big game to the hoodrats on the low but when drop your pants it’s a ing NO GO


If you wanna be like Kool don’t plex just ask but check yo DNA first you of the less class


I see you lil poor ass 2 bit s tryin 2 get at me but the difference is you fiction and I’m in Boss-Hogg reality...

[Koolaid_Man]

I wanted to stay retired but yall s made it obvious
The Forum need me back to handle all this y
Couldn't do it yall selves so before the hits the fan
Rappin Shaq gotta finish off lakaluva and Koolaids Man

I'ma start off with some jabs, naw it throw a haymaker
Lakaluva's a little got who bandwagons the gay Lakers
tryin to front like you a player but you couldn't be faker
all that pussy pic proved is that you a fat slayer

in fat girls, we laughin at yo ass hard as we can
Maybe your ugly ass needs to order some of that Proactiv man
Talkin like a , you need more practice man
little fake ass turban wearing got from Pakistan

You a fake ass who ain't nothin but a
And your favorite player is a motha in snitch
Stop pretendin like you got the forum on lock
Yall motha as ain't even swole enough to hold my jock

You ain't got no ends in mi casa - remember that term
every time you drinkin that sperm after suckin Koolaid's worm
yall s are just germs, I'm that motha in' 409
Erasin you off this Forum, nobody payin you s no mind

Koolaid don't think i forgot about you, got you next
I put one in Luva's dome, i'm puttin two in your chest
Until then ya better run and hide to a new place
And both you little es better TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

ohh yeah don't think I forgot:

The Official Kobe Response To Rappin Shaq

[djohn2oo8]

Lol koolaid is like 11 yrs old

[Koolaid_Man]

Lol koolaid is like 11 yrs old

I'm freestyling...you s inserting from old rhymes...it takes me 2-3 minutes to spit this ...but I'm a lover not a rapper...if you s put more into es than no money making rappin then you wouldn't be lookin up at me...

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

Well ain’t that a , thought I put this to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You s riding my so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat es for a date

Yall s done lost it, ing around with Luva
This is my mother ing board, and Kool is my brotha
ass s ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you s are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil , cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You ing with the REAL, my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you ed around and turned Transves e

Greetings, Lakaluva.

I never knew you had the spirit of a poet lurking within you. It's looks like being a newly minted published author has now given you the confidence to explore other literary genres.

This is indeed a passionate and ambitious attempt at verse, one that I can tell you poured your heart and soul into, but passion and ambition don't always directly translate to success. Overall, your works lacks clarity and focus, however, it will be filed for the fact that it's your first attempt at writing something totally different from your usual content.

Now let's see, where to file it...

541.13 (Literature/Poetry) would be the obvious choice, but as I alluded to earlier, I don't think this work is fully realized, therefore it can't be legitimately filed here.

Ah, yes. 673.109 (Gardening/Fertilization/Manure). Because like manure, your latest work has the same artistic merit as a pile of .

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library.

[LnGrrrR]

Luva library with the goods.

[The TroutBum]

This thread just reeks of ing dumb ######.

[kamikazi_player]

lmao cryhavoc and native american, they definitely stepped up. But i would have liked it more if cryhavoc was on a rappin troll account instead of his original account.

[ChrisHansen]

DPG, you gay ass lil wigga, don’t you dare step up in this place
I just might have to remind of how mono dropped his nuts in yo face
Get dunked on , that’s how ho s like you roll

Fail

It was bump, btw

[TE]

Greetings, Lakaluva.

I never knew you had the spirit of a poet lurking within you. It's looks like being a newly minted published author has now given you the confidence to explore other literary genres.

This is indeed a passionate and ambitious attempt at verse, one that I can tell you poured your heart and soul into, but passion and ambition don't always directly translate to success. Overall, your works lacks clarity and focus, however, it will be filed for the fact that it's your first attempt at writing something totally different from your usual content.

Now let's see, where to file it...

541.13 (Literature/Poetry) would be the obvious choice, but as I alluded to earlier, I don't think this work is fully realized, therefore it can't be legitimately filed here.

Ah, yes. 673.109 (Gardening/Fertilization/Manure). Because like manure, your latest work has the same artistic merit as a pile of .

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library.

Keep this going on... it always makes me laugh

[rayray2k8]

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

[Cry Havoc]

I’m back at you s, flowing faster than lefty’s pussy throbs
Expect greatness from me, similar to a Mevericks choke job
I ain’t gone hate, you s done won a few games
But don’t come bragging to me about some win over Lebron James

I feel like God up in this joint, my flows stay on point
Yall too slow, or just don’t know, I’m smoking up in this joint
I took yall best shot, after this I’m going on mute
But before I bounce, let me shout out to djohn the gook

DPG, you gay ass lil wigga, don’t you dare step up in this place
I just might have to remind of how mono dropped his nuts in yo face
Get dunked on , that’s how ho s like you roll
We know you ain’t gone reply to this, cause I’m just too gotdamn cold

ass LnG gone hate this, I told you don’t ever try to act hard
If you had listened to me, they wouldn’t have figured out your kid was a re
Now don’t get mad at me, you fake ass s asked for this
I guess I’m gone leave yall with DRob giving Kimmy a kiss

This is really quite pathetic, you're not very funny
You aren't ing poetic, aside from calling Kool-Aid, "honey"
I hate to break it to you, hate to disappoint
No I don't, you're a STUPID who just tried to rhyme "joint" with "joint"!

I'll give you a break, I know you're missin' Cubby
You only got 10 more days till you can taste his chubby
'Till then, we know you got some time to pass
But you'll prolly spend it asking Kool-Aid to go Eagle on your ass!

It's obvious why a Mid'Easterner would call someone a gook
It's cause there's a double o there, and he don't know how to hook
You ain't hurtin' us, you in' stupid quack
You took your best shot Paki, but the WORLD TRADE IS COMIN' BACK!

Now I could be nasty, and say that Kobe's second to James.
Naaaaaaaaaah. This will suffice, and besides, I've already owned you thrice
You say you're cold? Well I'm Slim Shady Flames,
You're a fiery got anyway, but I'll melt down your ice.

[Blake]

This thread just reeks of ing dumb ######.

I was thinking this thread reeks of Harvard debate team.

[Muser]

Greetings, Lakaluva.

I never knew you had the spirit of a poet lurking within you. It's looks like being a newly minted published author has now given you the confidence to explore other literary genres.

This is indeed a passionate and ambitious attempt at verse, one that I can tell you poured your heart and soul into, but passion and ambition don't always directly translate to success. Overall, your works lacks clarity and focus, however, it will be filed for the fact that it's your first attempt at writing something totally different from your usual content.

Now let's see, where to file it...

541.13 (Literature/Poetry) would be the obvious choice, but as I alluded to earlier, I don't think this work is fully realized, therefore it can't be legitimately filed here.

Ah, yes. 673.109 (Gardening/Fertilization/Manure). Because like manure, your latest work has the same artistic merit as a pile of .

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library.

[urunobili]

This is really quite pathetic, you're not very funny
You aren't ing poetic, aside from calling Kool-Aid, "honey"
I hate to break it to you, hate to disappoint
No I don't, you're a STUPID who just tried to rhyme "joint" with "joint"!

I'll give you a break, I know you're missin' Cubby
You only got 10 more days till you can taste his chubby
'Till then, we know you got some time to pass
But you'll prolly spend it asking Kool-Aid to go Eagle on your ass!

It's obvious why a Mid'Easterner would call someone a gook
It's cause there's a double o there, and he don't know how to hook
You ain't hurtin' us, you in' stupid quack
You took your best shot Paki, but the WORLD TRADE IS COMIN' BACK!

Now I could be nasty, and say that Kobe's second to James.
Naaaaaaaaaah. This will suffice, and besides, I've already owned you thrice
You say you're cold? Well I'm Slim Shady Flames,
You're a fiery got anyway, but I'll melt down your ice.

[djohn2oo8]

I’m back at you s, flowing faster than lefty’s pussy throbs
Expect greatness from me, similar to a Mevericks choke job
I ain’t gone hate, you s done won a few games
But don’t come bragging to me about some win over Lebron James

I feel like God up in this joint, my flows stay on point
Yall too slow, or just don’t know, I’m smoking up in this joint
I took yall best shot, after this I’m going on mute
But before I bounce, let me shout out to djohn the gook

DPG, you gay ass lil wigga, don’t you dare step up in this place
I just might have to remind of how mono dropped his nuts in yo face
Get dunked on , that’s how ho s like you roll
We know you ain’t gone reply to this, cause I’m just too gotdamn cold

ass LnG gone hate this, I told you don’t ever try to act hard
If you had listened to me, they wouldn’t have figured out your kid was a re
Now don’t get mad at me, you fake ass s asked for this
I guess I’m gone leave yall with DRob giving Kimmy a kiss

, just stop, it's gettin kinda sad
How do you even get fat es with rhymes like that?
You know you lie to them when you say you're not a virgin
Oh, I forgot, when it comes to pussy, you've never inserted
You and Kool have each other's backs, yall don't even use gloves
We should call it brokeback mountain, but that's just caifornia love
Now it's time to decide which one would make a good wife
I only say that because you es are butt buddies for life
So why not get married, and make it official
That luva, and koolaid, will take turns giving facials

[Koolaid_Man]

U said ur piece and now you hoarse
me spittin and you slurping is par for the course
Kool was hanging out las nite with a in his Range
while u was on ST givnin head & deep brain
You s insane with no ing game
trynna run up on Kool & the Gang
But Imma hit cha wit sumthing that U never imagined
that's how u was conceived without a condom and passion
Before u was a thought in your daddy's wet dream
Luva was ing yo Mama making that pussy cream
Hittin her from the back and that's when Luva sputtered
9 months later wah wah wah ur ing ass uttered
But Kool that a major playa in the game
DPG stands on Mid's shoulders just to get to my THANG
DJohn2008 trynna get him a date
Betta watch out lil fo u get ing raped

You ain't ready 4 Kool he's a real heavy weight

[Killakobe81]

This is really quite pathetic, you're not very funny
You aren't ing poetic, aside from calling Kool-Aid, "honey"
I hate to break it to you, hate to disappoint
No I don't, you're a STUPID who just tried to rhyme "joint" with "joint"!

I'll give you a break, I know you're missin' Cubby
You only got 10 more days till you can taste his chubby
'Till then, we know you got some time to pass
But you'll prolly spend it asking Kool-Aid to go Eagle on your ass!

It's obvious why a Mid'Easterner would call someone a gook
It's cause there's a double o there, and he don't know how to hook
You ain't hurtin' us, you in' stupid quack
You took your best shot Paki, but the WORLD TRADE IS COMIN' BACK!

Now I could be nasty, and say that Kobe's second to James.
Naaaaaaaaaah. This will suffice, and besides, I've already owned you thrice
You say you're cold? Well I'm Slim Shady Flames,
You're a fiery got anyway, but I'll melt down your ice.

this started hot but flamed out, IMHO but better than I could do this thread has some of the best one-liners in this forum's history 9well since I have been here)

havoc, luva, etc (and Native american of course) all with the goods ... thanks for the laughs ...

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't even spend time rhyming so this quick witted is a testament to Kool's high IQ and SAT scores...you s betta hope I don't ever develop a personal rappin interest in this or it's GAME OVER...because by default I'm better than you gots from the blueprint... lol

[BUMP]

tbh, the biggest disappointment in this thread was Koolaid_Man. Now was his time to shine, the spotlight was on and he failed so miserably, even this girl would laugh at him. Stage fright was just to much for Kool i guess

[Koolaid_Man]

tbh, the biggest disappointment in this thread was Koolaid_Man. Now was his time to shine, the spotlight was on and he failed so miserably, even this girl would laugh at him. Stage fright was just to much for Kool i guess

bump my feelings are hurt... but I see you...

[pauls931]

LMAO, I was wondering what happened to this guy.