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    Coulrophobia is Beautiful JayTheClown's Avatar
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    It was announced on XM Radio that conjoined twin Brittany Hensel is engaged. The connected twins were born in Minnesota and sky-rocketed to fame the moment they were born. To heighten peoples’ curiosity, Brittany and Abby filmed a popular documentary for the TLC channel and have been seen in various esteemed magazines.

    Though Brittany is engaged, Abby (her other half) is not engaged. They also have separate driver’s licenses, favorite foods, distinct personalities and so forth. So why is it so shocking to know one is engaged? What about sex? Let’s face it. Sex is the question on everyone’s mind. It’s not like one can leave while the other is having sex. Will both enjoy the sex together? If they have children whose child will it be? I suppose what is awkward to us is normal to them. Best of luck Brittany, and congratulations on your engagement.

    The Anatomy of the twins from Wikipedia:

    Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel and their merging coccyx.
    •2 heads
    •2 completely separate spinal cords
    •2 spines with ribs bridging the two columns
    •2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
    •1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
    •2 breasts
    •2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
    •4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
    •1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
    •2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
    •2 stomachs
    •2 gallbladders
    •1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
    •Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
    •1 large intestine with one colon
    •2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
    •1 bladder
    •1 set of reproductive organs
    •2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
    •1 slightly broad pelvis
    •2 legs
    http://www.celebritydarling.com/conjoined-twin-engaged/

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    Whom Gods Destroy z0sa's Avatar
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    the future husband is one twisted fuck.
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    not safe for work Blake's Avatar
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    it would be must see TV if Abby wasn't invited to her sister's wedding

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    nice



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    not safe for work Blake's Avatar
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    the future husband is one twisted fuck.
    Stupid, imo.

    "Take out the trash take out the trash"

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    I banged your GF, TBH lefty's Avatar
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    So one is gonna fuck while the frustrated one is gonna watch?

    Or is it gonna be 1 black dick for 2 orgasms?


    How does that work
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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Could you imagine the two engaged ones having sex and he busts his nut on her face while the other one is reading or some shit and she gets caught in the crossfire what a weird time sexually these people must have.

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    Vivid should pay major $$$$$$ to make this into a DVD.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    is it two counts of assault if she gets too lippy and gets a deserving smack across her face?

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    the future husband is one twisted fuck.
    Don't act like you're not into the 2.5-way.
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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    I think the idea that he's just marrying one of them is simply to fit within the framework of legal marriage. He's really marrying both of them. I have a hard time believing he'd be okay with the other girl having her "own" husband.

    Anyway, hopefully it's true love and not some publicity stunt. If that's the case, good for them.

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    5 Rings, Faggot baseline bum's Avatar
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    What happens when one dies? Does the other still carry her body around?

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    Gives a whole new meaning to double bagger...

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    so you don't need a million dollars.
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    Whom Gods Destroy z0sa's Avatar
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    Stupid, imo.

    "Take out the trash take out the trash"
    true.

    Dealing with double PMSing bitches in one body after a long day sounds like a bizarre murder case waiting to happen.

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    not safe for work Blake's Avatar
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    What happens when one dies? Does the other still carry her body around?
    How come we never hear about a conjoined twin ghost?

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    like gingers they are born without souls

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    I wonder how often they smile like they are smiling in the photo tbh
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    I banged your GF, TBH lefty's Avatar
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    true.

    Dealing with double PMSing bitches in one body after a long day sounds like a bizarre murder case waiting to happen.
    My thoughts exactly

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    buhbye Bonner. PLEASE! CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    this was 2+ years ago ... wonder if the dude ever followed through.
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    Believe. Xevious's Avatar
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    I think the idea that he's just marrying one of them is simply to fit within the framework of legal marriage. He's really marrying both of them. I have a hard time believing he'd be okay with the other girl having her "own" husband.

    Anyway, hopefully it's true love and not some publicity stunt. If that's the case, good for them.
    Yeah... they have one set of sex organs, which means he's having sex with both of them and a second husband would have to take his turn. I don't see how the other half could have her own husband.

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    If you jizz on the wrong head, is it cheating?

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Come on. No one is REALLY saying what they are thinking.

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    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    Come on. No one is REALLY saying what they are thinking.
    Why dontya start us off, then

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