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    My uncles' friend is JFK NameDropper's Avatar
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    http://gawker.com/5894041/invisible-...ting-in-public

    Jason Russell, the co-founder of Invisible Children and father of the five-year-old who featured in the viral KONY 2012 video, was detained in San Diego last night for "being drunk in public and masturbating," NBC San Diego reports. I know. I know.

    He was, apparently, possibly, on something? Drugs, I guess? That's him on the right in the photo above. (Next to Ryan)

    Jason Russell, 33, was taken into custody after he was found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to Lt. Andra Brown. He was detained at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Road.

    I don't know, man. I don't know. It's unclear whether or not he was wearing a KONY 2012 shirt, or what he was masturbating to. We will update this post as this amazing story develops.

    -Way to take matters into your own hands.

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    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
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    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
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    Can't wait to see the video where he explains to his son what masturbating in public is.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Jason Russell, 33, was taken into custody after he was found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something
    Was he masturbating on the cars?

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    was he drunk from the proceeds of those shady bracelets?

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    that's just beautifull

    poor $80k+ salary-from-charity-runner-guy
    couldn't buy water, any good food, or find a comfortable bed

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    I'm Spurtacus Spurtacus's Avatar
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    Was he masturbating on the cars?
    He was putting his banana in their tailpipes.

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    I party in Pacific Beach. Prop yayo

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Karma?

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    Motivation for me... Stringer_Bell's Avatar
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    If I made millions in one day cuz of youtube and celebrities that don't fact check...I'd be wankin' it in Central Park all over the jogging paths. Just saying.

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    Karma brainwashed the guy into jacking off in public?

    Well, that wouldn't be the dumbest idea you posted on here.

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    i live 5 minutes away .he was pounding the side walk along with his knob ,naked.looked very funny.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Karma brainwashed the guy into jacking off in public?

    Well, that wouldn't be the dumbest idea you posted on here.
    I didn't say it was Karma I posted Karma?

    You tell me if it was ...

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    Karma doesn't exist. It doesn't surprise me that you are dumb enough to believe that it might.

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    hilarious coming from somebody who thinks that calling people "mavfan" is a witty insult, no matter what team they root for.

    At least what I posted about mouse is true.

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    Everybody who thinks my friend is a bag is secretly a Mavericks fan!

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Maybe hemann could go bump mouse's unsurprisingly ill-fated "Top Posters" thread again.

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    Believe. WilliamHung's Avatar
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    He was just livin' the vida loca!

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    terrible sense of humor

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    At you.

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