NFL's Fastest Man

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm talking about at the height of his physical prowess. The 100m takes....speed endurance....something only trained athletes possess. I;m ...obviously...not talking about a person simply running to a 100m mark. I.m talking about actually running the entire distance all out.

Ok...then at the height of his physical prowess, I'm sure Joe Namath could run 100m.

[Avante]

Ok...then at the height of his physical prowess, I'm sure Joe Namath could run 100m.

Then you'd be wrong as you usually are. Most people can't run a 100m. Obviously I'm talking about being about to sustain/maintain a large % of max velocity which is 100m sprinting. That being what seperates world class sprinters from everyone else.

Please don't play.....he could run that far...ok? I couldn't really run a 100m today, at around 60 I'm done.

[cantthinkofanything]

Then you'd be wrong as you usually are. Most people can't run a 100m. Obviously I'm talking about being about to sustain/maintain a large % of max velocity which is 100m sprinting. That being what seperates world class sprinters from everyone else.

Please don't play.....he could run that far...ok? I couldn't really run a 100m today, at around 60 I'm done.

I doubt you can run much farther than from the computer to the toilet. But I do think you probably have a fast time in that distance.

[Avante]

I doubt you can run much farther than from the computer to the toilet. But I do think you probably have a fast time in that distance.

Why the constant need to act 13?

[pgardn]

I'm talking about at the height of his physical prowess. The 100m takes....speed endurance....something only trained athletes possess. I;m ...obviously...not talking about a person simply running to a 100m mark. I.m talking about actually running the entire distance all out.

No one can run a 100 all out.
Creatine phosphate only lasts a max of 7 seconds in the most highly trained athletes.

[pgardn]

or we have some "unknowns" that could put together sub 10.5 second 100m...

Poopshoot Magoo - 10.24
Stinkbox Potato Head - 10.17
Swift Sam Jones - 10.00 (wind aided)...cat still ran a 10.49 otherwise
Willie Fister - 9.95 !!!!! could also play tenor sax

Actually I think you meant Blind Lemon Pie, not Willie Fister. Fister played the harp.

[cantthinkofanything]

Why the constant need to act 13?

I bet if I acted 13 and Filipino, you'd have a different at ude.

[cantthinkofanything]

Actually I think you meant Blind Lemon Pie, not Willie Fister. Fister played the harp.

listen slick...I've got books on this stuff...zooooommmmm....

Fister could play just about any instrument put in front of him...yep...he played some harp....and Willie Payton threw some passes...but he's a running back.
yep...Fister was a harpsman.

now we have...

Blind Lemon Jefferson
Lemon Twist Sanford
Sour Balls Pucket
Lily "Lemonade" Gentry

[Avante]

I bet if I acted 13 and Filipino, you'd have a different at ude.

Still stupid about that...also...wow~~~~~~~

[cantthinkofanything]

Still stupid about that...also...wow~~~~~~~

It took you about 30 minutes longer than normal to reply.

15 minutes to chop up and snort Viagra
10 minutes to conjur up image of 13 year old Filipino and get erection
5 minutes to clean up mess in your pants because you forgot to pull them down before you ed

[Avante]

listen slick...I've got books on this stuff...zooooommmmm....

Fister could play just about any instrument put in front of him...yep...he played some harp....and Willie Payton threw some passes...but he's a running back.
yep...Fister was a harpsman.

now we have...

Blind Lemon Jefferson
Lemon Twist Sanford
Sour Balls Pucket
Lily "Lemonade" Gentry

The first great black harmonica players on record were...

Bullet Williams
Hammie Nixon
Noah Lewis
Will Shade
Jaybird Coleman
Alfred Fields....one record.

then in the late 30's here came John Lee "Sonny Boy" Williamson. He was the best of the prewar harmonica players.

[Avante]

It took you about 30 minutes longer than normal to reply.

15 minutes to chop up and snort Viagra
10 minutes to conjur up image of 13 year old Filipino and get erection
5 minutes to clean up mess in your pants because you forgot to pull them down before you ed

How about I got a phone call from a guy owing me $$$$? He made the mistake of betting against me.

[Blake]

Forum's fattest man

[cantthinkofanything]

How about I got a phone call from a guy owing me $$$$? He made the mistake of betting against me.

well...how about it then!?!!?! step to me son...step to me and taste this knuckle sandwich...
oh...does that make your thirsty?!??! here...have a Hawaiian...PUUUUUNNNNCHCHCCHH.
what's that behind you? stand still, and I'll double eagle kick your head around so you can look...
oh...it was just my right hand coming around to say "hi...POWWWW!"
so how about that phone call then?
scared much?

[cantthinkofanything]

The first great black harmonica players on record were...

Bullet Williams
Hammie Nixon
Noah Lewis
Will Shade
Jaybird Coleman
Alfred Fields....one record.

then in the late 30's here came John Lee "Sonny Boy" Williamson. He was the best of the prewar harmonica players.

how did we get from Hammie, Noah, Will, and Alfred to...

DeQuan, LaJaviar, LaMichael, and DeDarius?

[Avante]

well...how about it then!?!!?! step to me son...step to me and taste this knuckle sandwich...
oh...does that make your thirsty?!??! here...have a Hawaiian...PUUUUUNNNNCHCHCCHH.
what's that behind you? stand still, and I'll double eagle kick your head around so you can look...
oh...it was just my right hand coming around to say "hi...POWWWW!"
so how about that phone call then?
scared much?

How many more years before you outgrow puberty?

[Blake]

You're obese.

[pgardn]

listen slick...I've got books on this stuff...zooooommmmm....

Fister could play just about any instrument put in front of him...yep...he played some harp....and Willie Payton threw some passes...but he's a running back.
yep...Fister was a harpsman.

now we have...

Blind Lemon Jefferson
Lemon Twist Sanford
Sour Balls Pucket
Lily "Lemonade" Gentry

I can't keep up with all the Blind Lemons.
Lots of citrus with cataracts.
No one said life was fair, no one.
What they lacked in sight, they gained in foot speed.

[Avante]

how did we get from Hammie, Noah, Will, and Alfred to...

DeQuan, LaJaviar, LaMichael, and DeDarius?

When I was growing up here in central Cali...

Mackinley Dillingham...Orosi
Smitty Callahan...Corcoran
Lemon King....Delano
Augusta Brown...Visalia
Ocie Early...Tulare
Leman Childress...Fresno
Emerson Perriot...Visalia
Ebanizar Edmonds...Stockton
Alonzo Jennings Sacramento
Heulon Hewritt...Merced
Otis Hailey...Wasco

[cantthinkofanything]

How many more years before you outgrow puberty?

I bet you say that to all the girls.

[cantthinkofanything]

I bet you say that to all the girls.

laughing at my own joke

[Avante]

I bet you say that to all the girls.

Don't you ever think..."older guy here maybe I need to cool my little kid "...well?

[cantthinkofanything]

Don't you ever think..."older guy here maybe I need to cool my little kid "...well?

I often question how I act on the internet. It would be very difficult to explain my secret life to my loved ones and work contacts.

They would certainly wonder why I engaged in inane looping conversations about blues and track and field with another person who was pretending to be an old pedophile that lived in a garage surrounded by books and magazines about sports.

And now that I see it in writing, it makes me think I'm not very productive with my life sometimes.

[Avante]

I often question how I act on the internet. It would be very difficult to explain my secret life to my loved ones and work contacts.

They would certainly wonder why I engaged in inane looping conversations about blues and track and field with another person who was pretending to be an old pedophile that lived in a garage surrounded by books and magazines about sports.

And now that I see it in writing, it makes me think I'm not very productive with my life sometimes.

The funny thing about this whole thing is that I'm exactly what I say I am, and people just can't believe it, hahahaha!!!!!! Even after I showed pictures of all those books, weights, pictures of track guys, music, pictures of Robert Johnson, Muddy, The Wolf, Hooker, football trophies.....it was.....you bought those trophies, all that stuff isn't yours...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ing funny, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say..."nothing is sicker than a ing pedo, you see one ya shot the er"...and it's.."you pedo you"....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Wow!

[Avante]

If I'm the Seahawks I'm not letting Baldwin run any kickoffs out of the end zone, he's not a kickoff return man. He really doesn't get it.

Bummer that Richardson the fastest Seahawk is out.