your mom's in town?
your mom's in town?
i told the gods to bring the rain the other day and damn it was horrible this morning.
i didnt know what lane i was in.
^ where the hell do you buy slurpees in san antonio? i thought it was a 7-11 thing?
the proper response was to lol at my slurpee joke. you fucked it up now
it was a funny joke no doubt, but i didnt want to hurt otis' feelings since it was a good
Let that marinate a lllllllllllittle bit more. Once you start smelling smoke, ABORT!!!!!!
if you smell smoke, she's not enjoying it
I hope all this rain is helping Medina Lake.
lol @ this Search function----I wanted to read the old thread about the movie The Help, but I keep getting this error: "The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : the, help". Anyone have any ideas of other less common, shorter or longer words to describe the title of that movie?
Yea. No, I know.
how about help, movie or movie, help. just a shot in the dark thoughlol @ this Search function----I wanted to read the old thread about the movie The Help, but I keep getting this error: "The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : the, help". Anyone have any ideas of other less common, shorter or longer words to describe the title of that movie?
on a side note, my grass is looking green!
media needs a 500 year flood to help that puddle out.
I had a very frustrating morning. Michael Douglas in Falling Down frustrating. Then I was cleaning out the fridge and found two stray beers and a bottle of hard lemonade hiding in the back and now I know everything will be fine again soon
Stupid should be painful.
I'm being hopeful.
Cool!! There's a "standoff" happening in front of the house next door!
My neighbor's dad, who lives on the next street over and is a known raving lunatic, is standing in the middle of the street, in front of a big delivery van, SCREAMING at the driver about "refusing to answer my question". The guys in the van are just sitting there, windows rolled up, and Mr. Brown (his real name) is pounding on the window with his fist.
Get it on video!
Rent-a-cop has arrived!
^ updates?
que paso?
knew a guy in san antone named cha cho
Knew a guy in El Paso names Santo
Don't call it a comeback... I've been here for years.
"I know why you like ties because of where they point!" --Last Comic Standing
Well, the cop got Mr Brown to let the delivery truck move over to the side of the street so the garbage truck could go by. Then several telephone calls were made by the cop, Mr Brown and the truck driver. The cop apparently told the truck driver to leave, while Mr Brown screamed at the top of his lungs "I WILL NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY!!!"
Then the cop aparently woke up Mr Brown's sound asleep 15 year old grandson and told him to take the man inside the house or SAPD would be called. Of course the poor kid got cussed out for being "worthless"! Then Jim, the really nice man who lives across the street, and the old guy next door to him, who has the really nice lawn, came out to help the kid get his grandad into the house. The last thing I heard the cop say as he got into his car was that it can be resolved by phone.
No more info yet, I'm sure it will filter in throughout the day
SAPD on the scene now, but all is quiet out there.
You need to run out in the street screaming, "THEY TOOK MY BABY!! MY BABY IS IN THE DELIVERY TRUCK!!!!"
Then let us know what happens.
I could care less that the President is in town.
heard on the radio, that he was flying to austin.
well not a fan of the man, but it is the president so i think it would be cool to see the prez
LOL why are people so crazy today?!
There was some short story (I think by Stephen King) years ago about a world ending big plague. Except it didn't make people physically sick, it made them insane.
not that that's what's going on. just made me think about it. good read if I remember right
I need some gifts ideas for someone who retired.
Maybe some lower level coloring books or possibly some simple blocks. But you should use the term "mentally challenged" instead. Way less offensive.
Viene la tormenta!
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