The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[bus driver]

Studying for my final on Tuesday. A lot of essay questions.

One of the essay questions is why Shakespeare is a great writer, but I still think Shakespeare is overrated.

one of my papers referenced an article in maxim, think i got a B on the paper

[PakiDan]

I'm running thin on patience today.

So must your co-workers with all the time you are spending on Spurstalk.

[cantthinkofanything]

cats are bad ass, cool gif

I like cats but if cats were people, they'd be douches.

[lefty]

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more, S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please
see
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at
seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

[manufan10]

one of my papers referenced an article in maxim, think i got a B on the paper

I wonder what I would receive if I referenced Playboy. You know, because I buy Playboy to read the articles.

[manufan10]

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more, S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please
see
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at
seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

[JudynTX]

So must your co-workers with all the time you are spending on Spurstalk.

Forum Police?

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more, S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please
see
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at
seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

Hello 1999

[manufan10]

I've always been a S.H.I.T. Super Hero In Training

[mrsmaalox]

"I don't want to be chicken, I want to eat it!"

[PakiDan]

"I don't want to be chicken, I want to eat it!"

We all know he'd rather be eating cat.

[desflood]

We all know he'd rather be eating cat.

Oh man, that's wrong

I'm having a friend over for dinner tomorrow. After dinner I'm going to get her drunk and make her watch Grandma's Boy.

[manufan10]

Oh man, that's wrong

I'm having a friend over for dinner tomorrow. After dinner I'm going to get her drunk and make her watch Grandma's Boy.

This is not what I thought you were going to end up doing. I like my version better.

[manufan10]

Man, going to the midnight showing of The Avengers is now kicking my butt. I need a nap.

[cantthinkofanything]

Man, going to the midnight showing of The Avengers is now kicking my butt. I need a nap.

Congrats. I actually paid for tickets to this but pussed out and gave them to my stepson.

[blkroadrunners]

Found an iphone 4 on the street (pasword not even activated). Should I be a good Samaritan and attempt to return it back to it's rightful owner, or should I jailbreak it and sell the phone?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Found an iphone 4 on the street (pasword not even activated). Should I be a good Samaritan and attempt to return it back to it's rightful owner, or should I jailbreak it and sell the phone?

Check the phone for any nude pics and then let your heart be your guide.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought iOS5 included their device locator for free. I'd turn it in

[manufan10]

Final exam today. I've been studying, but I don't feel prepared at all.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's the spirit!

[manufan10]

[mrsmaalox]

Oh I just LOVE a rainy day when I don't have to leave my house! If TCM can deliver me some Cary Grant, it'll be perfect

[bus driver]

only noon and already done with my lunch..........damn.

[JudynTX]

only noon and already done with my lunch..........damn.

I forget where but there's some school that was in the news, making the students eat their lunch in 11 minutes.

[bus driver]

I forget where but there's some school that was in the news, making the students eat their lunch in 11 minutes.

what, that is crazy.
did you hear about the kids that got burnt walking like cats on the running track?

school is getting crazier and crazier. must be because of the kids.

[manufan10]

Kids are so different from just 10 years ago. They can be very difficult.

[Venti Quattro]

Final exam today. I've been studying, but I don't feel prepared at all.

You're screwed.

[manufan10]

Ow, paper cut!

[manufan10]

You're screwed.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It really means a lot to me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Overheard office convo

She's pretty sensitive.

Like all women

Eh

[JudynTX]

Not all women are sensitive, some are tough as nails.

Thanks!