The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[cantthinkofanything]

My fridge is packed, can't fit another thing in there. We must eat more pie!

LOL. missed this at first.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Got mah security clearance...going to Dallas on the 8th or 16th

[JudynTX]

I just like a little hot chocolate in my whipped cream.

[JudynTX]

That sounds so erotic.

[mrsmaalox]

Burned my popcorn. Now this place reeks!

[Floyd Pacquiao]

I like wearing cold weather clothes and accessories tbh

[JudynTX]

Karma is a .

[mrsmaalox]

Karma is a .

The great equalizer!

[TeyshaBlue]

May have my man card revoked. I can't build a fire in the fireplace worth a .

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Uh, its fire plus wood.

[I. Hustle]

Karma is a .

[I. Hustle]

May have my man card revoked. I can't build a fire in the fireplace worth a .

Are you doing it right? Here is what I do. Crumble up some paper under the wood. Make sure there is some apace in between the logs for air to get in. Then pour about a gallon to a gallon and a half of gasoline all over the wood (or pre soak your wood for a couple of days in gas). Then take a regular wooden match and voila! Heat!

[JudynTX]

May have my man card revoked. I can't build a fire in the fireplace worth a .

My EX could build a fire ok, it was remembering to open the chute where he would up. Make-out session turns into a room full of smoke. WTF?

[I. Hustle]

My EX could build a fire ok, it was remembering to open the chute where he would up. Make-out session turns into a room full of smoke. WTF?

How many times to I have to apologize?! Get over it already.

[JudynTX]

How many times to I have to apologize?! Get over it already.

It was like buzz kill.

[bus driver]

whats for lunch today???
maybe whataburger

[I. Hustle]

It was like buzz kill.

Once I put on that spandex and you teased your hair it felt like an 80's rock video though, right? I mean with Bj's and anal though.

[I. Hustle]

whats for lunch today???
maybe whataburger

Come pick me up. I don't feel like driving. Are we going to the one by 410 and 151? Be careful if so. There are hooligan's that hang out at the Lowes there.

[mrsmaalox]

"hooligans"

[I. Hustle]

ne'er-do-wells?


That never picked me up either. I had a Whataburgerless lunch.

[The Gemini Method]

My home brew will be finished by the end of this month...wonder if it'll be good. If not, hopefully the next one will!

[bus driver]

Come pick me up. I don't feel like driving. Are we going to the one by 410 and 151? Be careful if so. There are hooligan's that hang out at the Lowes there.

we went to bills

should have picked u up and gone to WB. i am not afraid of the west side

[I. Hustle]

AAHHHHH you big lug. You're forgiven.

[I. Hustle]

Is it wrong if when I sit down I get turned on because my pener goes under my thigh and rubs between my thigh and my chair?

[JudynTX]

And you're a damn liar. ^^^