How many instances of sexuality can you spot in this commerical?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I found at least 7

[Venti Quattro]

lol at the comments

classiest duo ever.

spurs=class

[cantthinkofanything]

Holy . I was going to make fun of Ryan but that commercial really is gay. It might have been what convinced RJ to come to San Antonio.

[WeNeedLength]

You are one phobic SOB. You and KoolAidsman should go have a powwow about what is and what isn't gay.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

You are one phobic SOB. You and KoolAidsman should go have a powwow about what is and what isn't gay.

How many did you find, tbh?

[Jeff Leppard]

You seem a little obsessed with sexuality, bro. Maybe you should call your mom.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

You seem a little obsessed with sexuality, bro. Maybe you should call your mom.

Awesome "I know you are but what am I?" defense.

5 gold stars for you.

[DisAsTerBot]

oh mavfan, you so crazy

[jeebus]

1. Robinson at the beginning, with open legs and wearing shorts
2. Duncan and bear
3. Cute smiles all around
4. Peeking on guys in bathroom
5. Joining in with a guy in a single bathroom
6. Blowing on each other's hands
7. "lubricants"
8. "making a guy feel comfortable"
9. sharing "lemonade"
10. arguing about flowers and gnomes

[Jeff Leppard]

I'm just concerned for your well-being, dude.

[jag]

Zero. David Robinson believes sexuality is an abomination. Tell me you don't agree with him, .

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

1. Robinson at the beginning, with open legs and wearing shorts
2. Duncan and bear
3. Cute smiles all around
4. Peeking on guys in bathroom
5. Joining in with a guy in a single bathroom
6. Blowing on each other's hands
7. "lubricants"
8. "making a guy feel comfortable"
9. sharing "lemonade"
10. arguing about flowers and gnomes

Well done, sir. It really is amazing how much they could fit into 30 seconds. #'s 7 and 8 confirmed it, though.

D-Rob: "Has 8 rich lubricants"

Timmy (immediately after that): "David sure knows how to make a guy feel comfortable."

[redzero]

Timmy used way too much shaving cream. Holy .

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Timmy used way too much shaving cream. Holy .

That's because he brought the Foam to DRob's home instead of the rich lubricants.

[DMC]

I found only 1 in this pic.

[Spursfan092120]

Fitzy, you're starting to remind me of Kool and Luva...just way too many sexual tendencies to not be sexual. That and it's been a LONG time since I've seen someone so obsessed with the Spurs. You need a hobby, brah.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Fitzy, you're starting to remind me of Kool and Luva...just way too many sexual tendencies to not be sexual. That and it's been a LONG time since I've seen someone so obsessed with the Spurs. You need a hobby, brah.

Should I play guitar in my treehouse?

[Spursfan092120]

Should I play guitar in my treehouse?

Maybe if you had any talent....period, you wouldn't have these tendencies. Do you know how to read? I can recommend some books for you. You can get through this, I promise.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

period,

lol

Brannon, I know Timmy and D-Rob are close to your heart, but there's no need to deflect and deny the gayness of that commerical.

[Koolaid_Man]

I found at least 7

I didn't look at the vid...but the biggest instance is the initial video picture capture or image prior to even starting the vid...

Duncan has his mouth open as if the say "Insert Here" that or he's trying hard as to hide his tongue ring...

Nice thread topic btw...You deserve a Kudos

[Shastafarian]

Awesome "I know you are but what am I?" defense.

5 gold stars for you.

Huh? That's not the same thing

And I would hope you find a lot since that's the underlying point of the commercial. To feminize these star athletes. Kudos for understanding something so complex

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Huh? That's not the same thing

Yeah, it is...the "They're not gay!, you're gay for posting this!" is directly akin to that.

And I would hope you find a lot since that's the underlying point of the commercial. To feminize these star athletes. Kudos for understanding something so complex

lolwut?

There's feminization and then there's THAT.

[DMC]

There's the phallic shape of the can that's spurting that creamy gel all over Tim's face, and David blowing it off.

However, it's not sexual, it's bi-curious.

[VBM]

1. Robinson at the beginning, with open legs and wearing shorts
2. Duncan and bear
3. Cute smiles all around
4. Peeking on guys in bathroom
5. Joining in with a guy in a single bathroom
6. Blowing on each other's hands
7. "lubricants"
8. "making a guy feel comfortable"
9. sharing "lemonade"
10. arguing about flowers and gnomes

You forgot D-Rob's voice while arguing about the flowers...it's like 10.5.

How bout this one? The ass-glance at the end is worth about 5.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

There's the phallic shape of the can that's spurting that creamy gel all over Tim's face, and David blowing it off.

You forgot D-Rob's voice while arguing about the flowers...it's like 10.5.

How bout this one? The ass-glance at the end is worth about 5.

yup, det was gay at the end