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    who wins the deathmatch and why

    discuss

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    Kinda unrelated but I saw this Asian video of a lion fighting a bear. It was kinda awesome, but probably illegal. The two fought each other for a while, then moved to different sides of the cage they were in and bled. They just gave up.

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    u kidding? gorilla wouldn't stand a chance. a grizzly bear, not a brown bear but a true grizzly trumps all.

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    u kidding? gorilla wouldn't stand a chance. a grizzly bear, not a brown bear but a true grizzly trumps all.
    I agree but I'm not kidding. This was a thread that went for a few hundred posts on 4chan. The posts were about 60/40 in favor of the grizzly

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    Gorilla wouldn't have a chance. Too small.

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    bears have claws, all gorillas have is fists and teeth and bears got them beat badly in that department

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    the argument for the gorilla was its agility and ability to grab

    a common compromise was if it's a completely flat environment the bear wins but otherwise the gorilla's gonna be jumping and swinging around and possibly gets the bears back. I think the grizzly wins regardless the environment

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    the argument for the gorilla was its agility and ability to grab

    a common compromise was if it's a completely flat environment the bear wins but otherwise the gorilla's gonna be jumping and swinging around and possibly gets the bears back. I think the grizzly wins regardless the environment

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    bears are actually agile as and can run 40mph for short distances, and climb trees. pretty much the last thing on earth you ever want coming after you.

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    When I was a young lad, I knew a guy who was attacked by a bear. He was out hunting and tried to climb a tree to get away from it. The bear climbed up after him and mauled the out of his back. What a ing nightmare that must have been. He got some badass scars out of it though.

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    Grizzly Bear is a great band

    Silverback rips it's head off though

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    Gorilla could just pull a tree trunk out of ground snd beat yogi with it.

    Team Silverback

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    I think they would . I'm pretty sure that's how you get a sasquatch.

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    I vote for the grizz. Gorilla's got a punchers chance in ending it early, but the bear's got too much size and strength.

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    there is absolutely no possible way the gorilla wins. bear weighs 5X as much and has claws, huge head and jaw power, fast, agile, stronger. you could give the gorilla a gun and teach him to use it and he still wouldn't win, considering it takes a well placed shot with a high power rifle to take one down, anything less just pisses it off.

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    IMO, Silverback mounts the Grizz and barebacks it until its a trained steed, rips a tree out of the ground to use as a joust and rides into the audience.

    Joke's on us.

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    I'm gonna go with the shark.

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    depends on where the fight takes place.

    in a neutral arena I could see the grizzly winning by a slight margin.

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    Tbh I'd throw down some money to watc this

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    A gorilla vs a big cat like a lion or tiger would be an interesting one. Gorilla would have the reach advantage, cat's more agile. As others have noted it really a question of if the gorilla could get around the forward defenses and get on its back. A grizzly can rear back on its legs and negate the any reach advantage while removing its most vulnerable spot.

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    Gorilla v. Liger

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    crofl

    grizzly wins easily simply because it's a carnivore. despite the big scary looking muscles on a gorilla, it's not gonna do much with it since it's a docile herbivore. it's not like the gorilla's gonna suddenly have the mentality of Robocop

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    I agree but I'm not kidding. This was a thread that went for a few hundred posts on 4chan. The posts were about 60/40 in favor of the grizzly
    Spotted your problem.

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    A gorilla vs a big cat like a lion or tiger would be an interesting one. Gorilla would have the reach advantage, cat's more agile. As others have noted it really a question of if the gorilla could get around the forward defenses and get on its back. A grizzly can rear back on its legs and negate the any reach advantage while removing its most vulnerable spot.


    Grizzly left the tiger running like a .

    A lion might be more interesting.

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