I Seem to be having trouble making friends...

[silverblk mystix]

Any of you fuckin' pricks got any suggestions?

I'll even listen to some Sheeple drivel if you got any suggestions.

[spursncowboys]

what's your problem exactly?

[MavDynasty]

Guys tend to stay away from other guys that's career contains homoerotic tasks

[silverblk mystix]

what's your problem exactly?

I can't figure it out -wait- your not a fuckin homo are you?

[spursncowboys]

What you are gay? No I'm not. You're confusing.

[silverblk mystix]

What you are gay? No I'm not. You're confusing.

You sound pretty fuckin' gay-no offense.

[silverblk mystix]

Guys tend to stay away from other guys that's career contains homoerotic tasks

That isn't helping my problem-if you don't have any good suggestions just stfu.

[Goran Dragic]

That isn't helping my problem

sure it is.

Get a job that isn't viewed so negatively by society and you'll make more friends!

[Blake]

lol another melt down thread

[silverblk mystix]

sure it is.

Get a job that isn't viewed so negatively by society and you'll make more friends!

Let me see if I got this;

I should go out of my way to change my life and change my career and then try to find work that everyone approves of?
Is this how you make friends?

Should I also tap-dance and juggle and do backflips to try to amuse people?

Interesting advice.

[Goran Dragic]

Let me see if I got this;

I should go out of my way to change my life and change my career and then try to find work that everyone approves of?
Is this how you make friends?

Should I also tap-dance and juggle and do backflips to try to amuse people?

Interesting advice.

tap-dancing, juggling, and backflipping >>> prison guarding

[silverblk mystix]

lol another melt down thread

Blake. I thought you were my friend?

What gives?

[MavDynasty]

you can't make friends in real life, you really expect you'll have some on ST?

[silverblk mystix]

you can't make friends in real life, you really expect you'll have some on ST?

Why not?

Do you feel that the pricks,losers and sheeple in here can't be good friends?

That is kind of arrogant of you, don't you think?

[silverblk mystix]

I'll even copy/paste a joke on here to break the ice;



A Mafia Godfather finds out that his deaf bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of ten million dollars.

The Godfather gave Guido the job of keeping his books because he assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so if ever question he would never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing ten million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about!"

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he don't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

[greyforest]

autism speaks

[spursncowboys]

you ask for advice from anonymous people and then put their advice down. Nice. I'm assuming you're a stripper or politician judging by what the coward said about you.

My advice would be don't give lap dances for coke and to stop tellng people you strip to pay for college. It's overused. Be honest. Tell them that sweaty fat mexicans wearing sweat pants turn you on.

[spursncowboys]

...

[Goran Dragic]

^He's a prison guard, which is worse than being a stripper or politician tbh

[silverblk mystix]

you ask for advice from anonymous people and then put their advice down. Nice. I'm assuming you're a stripper or politician judging by what the coward said about you.

My advice would be don't give lap dances for coke and to stop tellng people you strip to pay for college. It's overused. Be honest. Tell them that sweaty fat mexicans wearing sweat pants turn you on.

Apparently, it went way over your head.

[cantthinkofanything]

It's hard for me to look you in the eye after the atrocities I've witnessed on your mom.

[Shadowflames]

LOL this faggot mystix is giving RaZon a run for his money in terms of idiocy.

[silverblk mystix]

It's hard for me to look you in the eye after the atrocities I've witnessed on your mom.

Yeah, can't be easy for you...

so glad they untied you and spared your life after they were done with you.

[silverblk mystix]

LOL this faggot mystix is giving RaZon a run for his money in terms of idiocy.

Hey flamer, still enjoying those "male sports massages?" (wink-wink)

What a secure guy you are.

[Shadowflames]

Hey flamer, still enjoying those "male sports massages?" (wink-wink)

What a secure guy you are.

You're such a boring guy. Replying to you seens like a chore.

Get interesting guy.

[MavDynasty]

Hey flamer, still enjoying those "male sports massages?" (wink-wink)

What a secure guy you are.

can't make friends, what am I doin wrong

[silverblk mystix]

Here's an interesting blond joke;

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

[The Reckoning]

start a krew dah

[silverblk mystix]

start a krew dah

Nah. I roll alone.

[Goran Dragic]

I roll alone.

Funny. I know of a certain someone on this site who never rolls alone.