Fantasies

[Avante]

We've all had them, those things you were going to be/do when you grew up. Things you wish you were doing now instead of what you actually do. Who wouldn't want to be a pro athlete or play in a band? Who doesn't wish they could sing? Everyone who has lifted a weight would love to look in a mirror and see Mr. Olympia staring back.

One of my fantasies is...the mystery midnight DJ from parts unknown. Every week night at midnight there I am spinning (just sounds cool) some of the most.."that dude plays some monstrous stuff"...ever heard with no sponsers to tell me shit , nobody knowing who I am or where I'm at. Yet everyone wondering.."who is this guy?" Not unlike Wolfman Jack back in the day. Sure people knew who he was but none of us central (kids anyway) Cali-ites did. It was always..."who is this guy?" At first he was a black dude, he did play R&B, Soul and them blues, then he was suppose to be a short Mexican guy (he never sounded hispanic to me).

The night he was suppose to be on tv (forget what tv show) it was a big deal, finally...Wolfman Jack!

Anyway...

This would be my theme song, the song the country would hear every week night at 12 0'clock (being retired I could pull it off)



Johnny Otis (Hand Jive) discovered this guy singing in a restaurant parking lot with some buddies.

I'd play four song sets, these sets would have some theme/similiar as opposed to just throwing random shit out there. After a set a little talk about what was heard and something about the artists the songs. Who knew Rosie had a cold the night she and her Originals recorded the classic...Angel Baby, so her sound that night she could never duplicate. Talk about how Elvis ripped off Big Boy Crudup, Big Mama Thornton and Junior Parker, Elvis recorded their tunes and they never saw a dime. The white world wasn't listening to Big Boy, Big Mama or Junior in 1956.

Something like...

Long Black Veil...Lefty Frizzell
Don't...Elvis
Make Believe...Conway Twitty
Young Love...Sonny James

Me...yakyakyak

Sea of Love...Phil Phillips (wrote this tune for his girlfriend)
Western Movies..The Olympics
Endless Sleep...Jody Reynolds
Angel Baby...Rosie and the Originals

Me...yakyakyak

Cairo...Henry Spaulding
Peniteniary Blues...Bessie Tucker
Long Dead Train...King Solomon Hill
Outside Woman Blues...Blind Willie Reynolds

Me...yakyakyak

Cold Blooded Woman...Savoy Brown
Jennie...John Mayall
Come Into My Kitchen...JoAnn Kelly
Ain't Gonna Cry Anymore....Tony McPhee

Me..yakyakyak

A couple hours then always end with..




Imagine all the new to you music you would hear? Yep, a set.











Hmmm...kinda like my first show...sorta.

[Saved By Zero]

I have a fantasy where I don't see any of your threads.

[Avante]

I have a fantasy where I don't see any of your threads.

I have an incredible idea that works like a charm for me and will probably work for you. It works like this, you search out threads that look like they might interest you, look for posters that seem to share your interests, then you click on those threads. Why bother with those obvious low rent, neck like a stack of dimes, narrow little ass, good for nothing trolls? I don't bother with trolls and obvious dumb fucks.

Hahahahaha!!!! I'm sorry but to...."yuck, I hate buttermilk everytime I drink it"...is funny.

Let's have some more music slick...



Louis Armstrong was playing this tune way back in the day.

No cute little boy band here...

[redzero]

Why do you bother posting here under TWO screen names even though you constantly bitch about the posters here?

[Avante]

Why do you bother posting here under TWO screen names even though you constantly bitch about the posters here?

Why do you constantly follow me around bitching...well? Why not talk about what this thread is about....well? All I ever see you do is whine, why is that? Why do you totally ignore the topic...well?

Ok while redboohoo ties to figure out a way to get around the fact he's a whiney little punk, let's have some more music.

[redzero]

dodging my question because you're full of shit
claiming that you came here to troll
whining about being unable to have a serious discussion

[Avante]

dodging my question because you're full of shit
claiming that you came here to troll
whining about being unable to have a serious discussion

All I know is here you are doing the same old shit you always do. Are you really that worried about me? Why? Dude, get a girlfriend, get drunk, wack off, anything, but since you can't seem to crawl off my leg you have bore a hole in from all that humping long enought...hmmm?

The funny thing is that midget is dead serious.

Ok, one of those great British blues cats who never got his due...

[redzero]

lol still can't explain why you still post here

[Avante]

lol still can't explain why you still post here

What difference does it make to you?

Boy RaZon totally hooked this one didn't he...hahaha!

Queen of the British blues.

[redzero]

How did you hook me in? All you did was make two obvious, shitty trolls with a constantly changing cover story.

[redzero]

You also tried to make an account bet over those records that you refuse to show anyone, but then backed out like a pussy.

[Avante]

How did you hook me in? All you did was make two obvious, shitty trolls with a constantly changing cover story.

Well here you are still singing that same old stupid song of yours...

I got trolled
now I weep and moan
I was trolled so bad
I can't leave it alone

I walk the flo
both day and night
thinking about RaZon
that just ain't right

I got trolled
boohoo boohoo
I hope you're smarter than me
so this doesn't happen to you

RaZon did me wrong
he did me bad
but come to think of it
he was the best troll
we have had

[redzero]

Again, how did you troll me? What was the purpose of RaZon?

[Avante]

You also tried to make an account bet over those records that you refuse to show anyone, but then backed out like a pussy.

I only have a couple 100 records left (sold a bunch of them). What I have is a few thousand cassette tapes and a few thousand CD's. Keep in mind I started my music collection back in the early 60's.

If you weren't such a jerk off and wahwahwher I might take some pictures but the way you act...nay! You're a punk why would I care what a punk wants/thinks?

[redzero]

No, if you weren't lying, you would take pics. You are, however, lying.

[Avante]

Again, how did you troll me? What was the purpose of RaZon?

Dude, you are sooooo simple it's comical. The first thing you do (as we are seeing right now) is totally disregard what this thread is albout, a very very bad habit you have.

RaZon was suppose to poke fun at this...TROLLS OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that you guys play here. It's incredible how many times you people talk about..TROLLS YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at you right now..STILL...worried about a troll. Dude, let it go..ok? We all got a few laughs out of it, now move on...ok? Don't act like some punk kid on a computer..ok?

[redzero]

a troll whose goal was to make everybody think he was a troll
laughable cover story
glaring inconsistencies

[Avante]

a troll whose goal was to make everybody think he was a troll
laughable cover story
glaring inconsistencies

Hook, line and sinker and the dude is too stupid to know, oh well.

Ok moving on.

This is where SRV got it...

[redzero]

really desperate to claim a victory
"I trolled you by making you think I was a troll!"

[Avante]

No, if you weren't lying, you would take pics. You are, however, lying.

No I really wouldn't, it would be more trouble than it's worth.

So if I bought my first record in 1963 just how much stuff is realistic?

[Avante]

really desperate to claim a victory
"I trolled you by making you think I was a troll!"

Victory? You follow me around amigo, I don't follow you around so what's that tell you?

Will somebody (all of you are seeing it as I'm doing it) please PM this guy...

you..dude, the guy is working you, honest.

I'd appreciate it. He was funny at first, kinda like a pet, but now....whoa!

[cantthinkofanything]

I only have a couple 100 records left (sold a bunch of them). What I have is a few thousand cassette tapes and a few thousand CD's.

LOL. You sold off a bunch of vinyl but kept a few thousand cassette tapes. Classic.

[Avante]

LOL. You sold off a bunch of vinyl but kept a few thousand cassette tapes. Classic.

I hear ya I didn't sell anything noteworthy, mostly some stuff left me by my grandparents.

Then there's this absolute tragedy...

I had the very first The Fantastic Four comic book. Sold all my comics for 50 bucks at a yardsale. That Fantastic Four goes for thousands of dollars now.

I/ve also liked cassette tapes, for some stupid reason.

[cantthinkofanything]

I hear ya I didn't sell anything noteworthy, mostly some stuff left me by my grandparents.

Then there's this absolute tragedy...

I had the very first The Fantastic Four comic book. Sold all my comics for 50 bucks at a yardsale. That Fantastic Four goes for thousands of dollars now.

I/ve also liked cassette tapes, for some stupid reason.

eh...this post is a little over the top tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

I have a fantasy where I don't see any of your threads.

[Clipper Nation]

Well here you are still singing that same old stupid song of yours...

I got trolled
now I weep and moan
I was trolled so bad
I can't leave it alone

I walk the flo
both day and night
thinking about RaZon
that just ain't right

I got trolled
boohoo boohoo
I hope you're smarter than me
so this doesn't happen to you

RaZon did me wrong
he did me bad
but come to think of it
he was the best troll
we have had

"Music historian" who can't write a better song than that

[cherylsteele]

[Avante]

"Music historian" who can't write a better song than that

Well let's see...(with blues slang)

I woke up this mornin'
bout the breakaday
looked over on the pilla
where Clipper Nation
used to lay

now I walks the flo
tears all in my eyes
wondering if my teasin' brown
is out with other guys

I weep
I moan
I looks out my winda
I sits by my phone

maybe something she'll come back to me
I'll hear a knock on my doe
but until that day
I cry and cry
and walks this flo

you are a teasin' brown..right?

[Clipper Nation]

Garbage song tbh... get my name out your mouth, B...

[Avante]

Garbage song tbh... get my name out your mouth, B...

Crawl off my leg first.