Threesome

[DMC]

You always pay for sex one way or the other. At least with hookers you know the price up front.

[CuckingFunt]

I've had several.

Some were fun. Some were ill advised. None were as amazing as they're cracked up to be.

[tlongII]

I have. It was fun, but a little much for me.

[DMC]

Tlong had a mirage à trois

[hemann82]

^funny


cue cosmiccowboy

[mavs>spurs]

hemann, cbf, thispego

threesome.

[DMC]

^funny


cue cosmiccowboy

I was doing these two married women who's husbands were out fishing. I guess the fish weren't biting because they came home early and I left through a second floor window. You should have seen me trying to get my pants on.

[DMC]

hemann, cbf, thispego

threesome.

Mookie, a box of Twinkies and a beach towel.

[Charlie Sheen]

atheistmingle.com

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[Step 2 Texas]

I've had several.

Some were fun. Some were ill advised. None were as amazing as they're cracked up to be.

Whore.

[DMC]

Whore.

A girl bragging about a 3some is like a guy bragging about jerking off. They can do it anytime they want.

[HeatChamps]

I got a volcano right now. It's in my pants.

[Wild Cobra]

Tlong had a mirage à trois

Not hard to believe at all here in Portland.

[CuckingFunt]

A girl bragging about a 3some is like a guy bragging about jerking off. They can do it anytime they want.

Commenting =/= bragging.

[DMC]

Commenting =/= bragging.

I wasn't commenting about you specifically which is why I quoted someone else.

[mingus]

I had a chance to when I was 17, but I passed it up because the one girl was a dog.

[dirk4mvp]

mingus is an underrated poster.

[Avante]

I am pretty sure that Avante is the person who writes those ridiculous stories for Penthouse…

I was 19 years old standing on a (took a tram to the top) mountain top over looking the lights of Hong Kong and across the bay Kowloon. Her name was Joyce (her bar name) she was tall for a Chinese and absolutely stunning, she had a tattoo of a blue butterfly above her breast and called me (she was 28) babysan. I had to sign a contract to get her out of the bar and had her for 24 hours. A year before this I was in high school. Wow!

I spent that night with her and all the next day, we went to a movie and watched High Noon, imagine Gary Cooper speaking Chinese...hahaha!!!!

I fell in love, she was amazing. I 've actually never forgotten her.

[AussieFanKurt]

lol

[Avante]

lol

You know what is really cool? All these stories I tell are true.

[AussieFanKurt]

You know what is really cool? All these stories I tell are true.

But haven't you already told this story, I'm sure I've read it before. Maybe in this thread

[Avante]

But haven't you already told this story, I'm sure I've read it before. Maybe in this thread

I probably did it is one of those stories you never forget.

Imagine a bar called Tops & Bottoms. It's a round bar (a number of stations in the bar) with a good looking girl sitting on a swivel chair in the middle serving drinks. She is wearing this outfit totally exposing her tits and ass. So when she is facing you...tops, when she is turned away...bottoms. Discovered that in Kowloon.

[AussieFanKurt]

I probably did it is one of those stories you never forget.

Imagine a bar called Tops & Bottoms. It's a round bar (a number of stations in the bar) with a good looking girl sitting on a swivel chair in the middle serving drinks. She is wearing this outfit totally exposing her tits and ass. So when she is facing you...tops, when she is turned away...bottoms. Discovered that in Kowloon.

Yeah I don't really care because I'm not a big fan of Asian girls tbh

[Avante]

Yeah I don't really care because I'm not a big fan of Asian girls tbh

She was from Sacramento.

[johnsmith]

You know what is really cool? All these stories I tell are true.

Just because you say they are true, doesn't make them true. You're a fucking idiot.

Also, remember those times you had to pay for sex? Those stories were probably true.

[Avante]

Just because you say they are true, doesn't make them true. You're a fucking idiot.

Also, remember those times you had to pay for sex? Those stories were probably true.

Do you do anything besides stalk?

You really do need to talk to some x-military guys who spent time on a WESTPAC and see what they have to say. Ever been anywhere?

[HeatChamps]

Did I mention the story's don't have to be true?

[johnsmith]

Ever been anywhere?

Have I ever been anywhere?

Wow, what an intelligent sounding question.

No Avante, I've never been anywhere, I have no worldly experience at all. I've remained in the city that I currently reside in for my entire life and have never been out of it. That must be why I've never paid for sex.












God you're a fucking idiot.

[Avante]

Have I ever been anywhere?

Wow, what an intelligent sounding question.

No Avante, I've never been anywhere, I have no worldly experience at all. I've remained in the city that I currently reside in for my entire life and have never been out of it. That must be why I've never paid for sex.












God you're a fucking idiot.

I'm not the one acting all surprised that a Sailor in a port city has to pay for sex, that would be you. Who doesn't know how that works? Oh yeah, you! So yes I have to ask if your dumbass has ever been anywhere? To not know how that works is amazing. You know nobody who has been in the military?

[johnsmith]

I'm not the one acting all surprised that a Sailor in a port city has to pay for sex, that would be you. Who doesn't know how that works? Oh yeah, you! So yes I have to ask if your dumbass has ever been anywhere? To not know how that works is amazing. You know nobody who has been in the military?

For the record, I'm not at all surprised that you had to pay for sex. So you're wrong there.

And yes, I know plenty of people that have been in the military.....guess what they have in common? Yup, you got it, none of them have paid for sex except for you.


Pathetic.