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Lol avante
As most of the NFL Forum posters know, a new village idiot named Avante made his presence a few months before the kickoff of the 2012 NFL season.
Instantly, he claimed to be an NFL expert, knowing more about the game than almost anyone. He justified his knowledge by providing lists of former players, along with other statistics such as 40 yard dash times.
His iness got under people's skin, mostly because of his brutal attempts at proving to everyone in the Club that he was a successful and knowledgable old man.
As the season drew near, Avante claimed that every year he crushes the betting lines and makes tons of money on NFL picks vs. the spread.
He guaranteed to hit 70% of his picks, as he does every year.
So the season began....
Avante got off to a slow start, lingering below 50% correct picks for the first half of the season. That is when the lies were evident and the cop outs began.
Cop Out #1
"It's much harder to pick games in the first half of the season. We don't know what the teams will be like. I still guarantee to hit 70% of my picks before the end of the season. I always do"
Most people gave him the benefit of the doubt here. We would wait a few more weeks and see what happened.
Well, as more weeks passed, he remained around 50% for the season, the same percentage of flipping a coin. DOK was nice enough to break down the math to show that 70% would be unattainable since he was in such a hole. When questioned next, the next cop out was given.
Cop Out #2
"I never said I would hit 70% of my picks, I said I would win 70% of the money that I bet. As you can see, I'm betting more than I was at the beginning of the season."
So next we saw him raise his bets. The problem for Avante was that he was still sitting around 50%, and this past week, after raising his bets, he went 4-5, which means he lost more money than in previous weeks.
Folks, I hope you're sitting down, because the next cop out is disturbing. Not only did he not take responsibility for his ty picking, he threw his own flesh and blood under the bus.
Cop Out #3
"Those were not my picks. They were my sons picks. I've been posting his picks here all season long. I've actually been winning all season, but I didn't post my real picks here."
Well guys, I don't think there is much left to say. Anyone with half a chimp brain can see what is going on here. We've endured countless bad predictions which are too numerous to bring into this post, and we've clearly seen that Avante is not a betting expert. On top of that, we've seen that he is an insecure pathological liar.
In conclusion.......
Avante
Lol avante
KMB going HAM
I'd say that's a complete and accurate summary of Avantegate 2012 70% mason starving per par etc
Avante's next thread about the infamous 2012 NFL picks:
Throwing his own son under the bus....come on man
I gotta tell ya. we laughed our asses off at you guys, the seriousness of it all, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Mason got a big kick out of it.
More bull
You are so serious about wanting us to believe this.
It's cute.
what a crock (piece) of ...
He cares so much
I can't decide which is more pathetic, posting actual ty picks or claiming said ty picks were fake for the sake of trolling. Either way, you are a complete ing idiot, no spinning that one.
It took me a couple weeks to see that this board was all about ..punks in hiding. So I acting like any mature adult would, have some fun with...punks in hiding. Mason came up with the picks idea, I thought...cool.
It was fun.
I tried to bring some knowledge and share my 50 some years of NFL experience, all I got was bull /hassle, so it.
You don't have the slightest idea of how a mature adult acts....
That coming from a guy who does absolutely nothing but follow others around ing, wow!
Stop leeching off me, B....
50 years of following the NFL and you still don't know
You wanna challenge me slick? Name the contest.
Because you seem like an honest person, I'll make a bet with you.
You already lost the contest and started making up some story about your son.
Yep, you nailed it!
Yep he did, princess.
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