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  1. #1
    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    If the future of planet Earth had to be decided against Aliens on a football match, which would be your starting XI? Remember, it has to be a team that could actually work (nothing of the bull you see everytime when a fantasy team is made where teams have 1 keeper, 2 defenders, 4 offensive midfielders and 4 forwards). Also explain why would you pick that team and how would you make them play.

    My team

    Valdes

    Alves Varane T.Silva Marcelo

    Yaya Toure Schweinsteiger

    Xavi

    Messi Falcao Ronaldo

    Controversial picks

    -Valdes: Good saving, in the air and with his feet. The most complete keeper. you.
    -Varane: When he's healhty I think he's the best defender in the World, Kid is a beast.
    -Falcao over Ibrahimovic: More mobility, more defensive workrate, more speed, better on the air, less divism on a diva stacked team.

    How my team would play

    -Pressing with a high defensive line.
    -When the counter is there take it, if not try to have control of the ball and don't give away possesion so fast.
    -Set pieces: Cross it everytime, nothing of this short passes bull . We have a lot of aerials threats to work with (Varane, Silva, Falcao, Ronaldo).

    Weaknesses

    -I would like to have more size on the cornerbacks but all the other left or right backs either suck ass or are the same height as Alves and Marcelo.
    -Xavi's form. He might be past his prime but I still pick him over any other guy to handle the wheel of my team.

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    Stopped reading at Valdes...

  3. #3
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Real Madrid CF
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    Valdes

  4. #4
    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    Arsenal FC
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    Valdes

    Might as well hand the Earth to the aliens

  5. #5
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Real Madrid CF
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    Valdes

    Might as well hand the Earth to the aliens
    DAF with the Loki move

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    Waiting for your teams. That's if you remember 11 players to put toghether, tbh.

  7. #7
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    Might as well hand the Earth to the aliens
    I literally

  8. #8
    Trollin' gnsf0946's Avatar
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    If the ball was as big as the Earth it would still go through Valdes legs

  9. #9
    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    If the ball was as big as the Earth it would still go through Valdes legs
    Never to the tune of 5-0 or 2-6 though.

  10. #10
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    _____________Neuer____________

    Alves_____Silva_______Ivanovic_______Lahm

    _______Yaya Toure______Schweinsteiger_______

    Iniesta_________________________________Ribery

    _________HGH_______Ronaldo__________

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    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    Oh I have to explain myself. Maybe later.

  12. #12
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Oh I have to explain myself. Maybe later.
    Alves at RB ?


    GTFO Rez


    Lukasz Piszczek or Darijo Srna on Alves TBH

  13. #13
    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    Arsenal FC
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    Manuel Neuer
    Dani Alves - Thiago Silva - Per Mertesacker - Philip Lahm
    Yaya Toure - Bastian Schweinsteiger
    Andres Iniesta
    Leo Messi - Luis Suarez - Cristiano Ronaldo

  14. #14
    Neuer

    Srna - T.Silva - Ivanovic - Lahm

    Yaya Toure - Schweinsteiger

    Ozil

    Messi Ronaldo Ribery


    The op's list is really one of the dumbest I've seen..Thank god this aint real life.

  15. #15
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    Alves at RB ?


    GTFO Rez


    Lukasz Piszczek or Darijo Srna on Alves TBH
    BVB!

    Still a fan of Alves attacking style, even though Barca has had problems with defending recently.

  16. #16
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Real Madrid CF
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    99,973
    Neuer

    Srna - T.Silva - Ivanovic - Lahm

    Yaya Toure - Schweinsteiger

    Ozil

    Messi Ronaldo Ribery


    The op's list is really one of the dumbest I've seen..Thank god this aint real life.
    My h

    Finally someone who knows that Darijo Srna and other RB's on Alves

    And good lineup overall too, although Ozil is a n choker ...unless the Aliens sent one of their owns to infiltrate Earth team

  17. #17
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    And good lineup overall too
    It's almost same lineup as mine you MFer!

    I'd take Iniesta over Ozil. Mother er might coast in Earth's biggest game tbh


  18. #18
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Actually we DO have a team to face Aliens

    Bring it on es

    I mean...er ....wtf samsung .... some of those picks


  19. #19
    Tankin'
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    Spain
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    Neuer
    Lahm Varane Silva Alaba
    Vidal Schweni
    Modric
    Messi Falcao Ronaldo

  20. #20
    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    CA River Plate
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    Neuer

    Srna - T.Silva - Ivanovic - Lahm

    Yaya Toure - Schweinsteiger

    Ozil

    Messi Ronaldo Ribery


    The op's list is really one of the dumbest I've seen..Thank god this aint real life.
    Why you so mad dog? All I do was being nice to you and give you some lessons for free.

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  22. #22
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Close to the video I posted

  23. #23
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    Landon Dnvan

    I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

  24. #24
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    Update:

    Neuer

    Ivanovic Silva Pique Alba

    Kross Mascherano Pogba

    Messi Suarez Cristiano

  25. #25
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Real Madrid CF
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    Update:

    Neuer

    Ivanovic Silva Pique Alba

    Kross Mascherano Pogba

    Messi Suarez Cristiano
    RIP Aliens

    I like Kroos but he shouldn't be in there
    And Pique ? Wtf

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