as a fellow laker fan I hoped you'd bring the ring argument but getting to the semis or winning a continental le ARE accomplishments. WC semis in 2010 (they gave netherlands a run for their money too) and SA cup in 2011 mean recent success for any team.
England's last WC semi was in 1990 and their last EC is never. Sure a couple of quater finals in between but they got bounced by the first decent team. I won't even talk about the fact that in this period one side played football in the other kicked the ball upfront with no tactics whatsoever.
So both from a historic(rings/ les) and a relevancy (recency) standpoint it is obvious that uruguay is superior to england. Given the national obsession in england and the fact the 80 million people >>>>>>> 3 million ..... you can conclude this one yourself.