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    When will Hollywood ever figure out that the actual stories of these myths/literary/comic heros is better than anything they can come up with? Why continue to things up? Go with what was actually written.

    Steve Reeves, Reg Park, Gordon Scott, Mark Forest, Lou Ferrigno (no telling how many in those Italian musclemen flicks) have played the Greek hero ....Herakles. And while all were serviceable none really captured the gigantic hero, none really sold it. Now a guy who wouldn't make a pimple on Herc's ass is going to get his shot at it, The Rock as Hercules.....whoa~~~~~~ That's as bad as John Wayne trying to play Ghangis Khan.

    First off The Rock (like Arnold trying to play Conan) is way too small. Hercules was a giant in his day, The Rock is no giant.

    When I buy my movie making studio I'll get it right. You get an unknown bodybuilder 6-6 280 pounds nobody has ever seen before to play the Greek strongman, he will be Hercules. The Rock will always be a rassler, a coach, a sheriff, a footballer, a tooth fairy, etc etc.

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    The Rock is so much better than you it's not even funny.

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    6'6" ain't even close if you're going for "realism"

    Heracles was such a massive beast the Argonauts had to leave his ass behind because he was too big for their boat tbh

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    This is Hercules.

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    The Rock is so much better than you it's not even funny.
    you know whateve he touches turn to right? not a fan of his movies man...

    now speaking of greek mythology, how come they never film a movie of a man/women humping a animal or vice versa...

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    The Rock is a good choice. He's 6'5".

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    The Rock is a good choice. He's 6'5".
    That is what he is listed at but I have my doubts....Ahnoold is maybe 6'


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    you know whateve he touches turn to right? not a fan of his movies man...

    now speaking of greek mythology, how come they never film a movie of a man/women humping a animal or vice versa...
    You want to see that movie?

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    The Rock is a good choice. He's 6'5".

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    Nice photo Blake…Mark Wahlberg is what, 5’ 7” ?...

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    Nice photo Blake…Mark Wahlberg is what, 5’ 7” ?...
    Wahlberg is roughly 1/1000 of a mile.

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    Nice photo Blake…Mark Wahlberg is what, 5’ 7” ?...
    Dunno, but he is trying to act like he's not flexing.

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    Dunno, but he is trying to act like he's not flexing.
    why do you say that?

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    Nice photo Blake…Mark Wahlberg is what, 5’ 7” ?...
    Dunno but he'd make a better Herc than jumbo shrimp Avante.

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    Why wouldn't I?

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    because you don't know

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    Never stopped you.

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    Do you know for a fact that Mark Wahlber is trying to act like he's not flexing?

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    Do you know for a fact that Mark Wahlber is trying to act like he's not flexing?
    I know he spells his name with a g.

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    Yah the Rock definitely doesn't look 6-5 from those pics. However, he's still a lot bigger than most Hollywood stars.

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    I know he spells his name with a g.
    thanks. Do you know that he was acting like he was not flexing?

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    thanks. Do you know that he was acting like he was not flexing?
    You're welcome.

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    thank you for saying, "you're welcome".

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    thank you for saying, "you're welcome".
    Think nothing of it.

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    Think nothing of it.
    You must have Diarrhea Face Gisum Socks.

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