I thought that was the src for Windows 98. I like using 8 for an error code and then the variable D so in C, C++, Java, etc I can write
Code:if (8==D) { error("you're ed tbh\n"); }
I think it was yesterday?
Here's the source code for Windows 95 to celebrate:
#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
main(){if (detect_cache())disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf(”Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n”);
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open(”a:\swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);
while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}
I thought that was the src for Windows 98. I like using 8 for an error code and then the variable D so in C, C++, Java, etc I can write
Code:if (8==D) { error("you're ed tbh\n"); }
Can't believe Windows 95 wasn't written with the Win32 API and all that ed up Hungarian notation tbh.
Code:INT nIndex; /* ... ... ... ... */ LRESULT CALLBACK WndProc(LPCSTR lpszErrMsg, INT nErrcode) { for (nIndex=1; nIndex <= 1<<31; nIndex++) { printf(" crashed with error %s son\n", *lpszErrMsg); } return BlueScreen(nErrcode); }
Last edited by baseline bum; 09-14-2014 at 12:16 PM.
I've never met a happy programmer tbh.
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