Q: What do you call an Los Angeles Clippers player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What does an Los Angeles Clippers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How do you keep a Clippers fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Clippers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Los Angeles Clippers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Clippers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Los Angeles Clippers.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of and an Los Angeles Clippers fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you casterate an Los Angeles Clippers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Los Angeles Clippers basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Los Angeles Clippers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, s sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What do you call a Los Angeles Clipper in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Capri got these "jokes" from a website that has the same exact ones for every single team:
Lakers: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...kersjokes.html
Spurs: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...pursjokes.html
Thunder: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...nderjokes.html
Mavericks: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...icksjokes.html
Every Team: http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/index.html
This is a new low, even for Capri
Pathetic
Lakers: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...kersjokes.html
Spurs: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...pursjokes.html
Thunder: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...nderjokes.html
Mavericks: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...icksjokes.html
Every Team: http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/index.html
This is a new low, even for Capri
You have ZERO rings so it applies just fine for you
I'll give you props, you've at least finally realized that your own material is piss-poor, so you've decided to look elsewhere
Christ those were some of the weakest jokes I've ever read. Most of 'em don't even make any sense. Whoever came up with those deserves the gas chamber treatment.
Q: What do you call an Los Angeles Clippers player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What does an Los Angeles Clippers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How do you keep a Clippers fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Clippers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Los Angeles Clippers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Clippers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Los Angeles Clippers.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of and an Los Angeles Clippers fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you casterate an Los Angeles Clippers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Los Angeles Clippers basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Los Angeles Clippers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, s sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What do you call a Los Angeles Clipper in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Figures. I was reading them and saying to myself "I think heard these In middle school"
Lakers: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...kersjokes.html
Spurs: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...pursjokes.html
Thunder: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...nderjokes.html
Mavericks: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...icksjokes.html
Every Team: http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/index.html
This is a new low, even for Capri
Look at the score
Clippers won the game by 48 points
Last edited by JohnnyMax; 10-04-2014 at 07:55 PM.
Kool Aid Man
Look at the score
Clippers won the game by 48 points
farmar and meeks getting back on D
Look at the score
Clippers won the game by 48 points
Look at the score
Clippers won the game by 48 points
I did
Q: Why did Kirby buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...kersjokes.html
You've nary room. Your Neal raped. Don't worry though:::ain't like the girl was worth a spit. Just human debris. You're fine.I did
Q: Why did Kirby buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...kersjokes.html
Bryant said he stopped having intercourse with her after he asked if he could " on her face", and she said no. When the investigator asked him if he always liked to ejaculate on his partner’s face, Kobe said, “That’s my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. Jesus Christ man.” He said Faber asked him to sign autographs and then left his room once the intercourse ended. He also told investigators that he didn’t ejaculate during the intercourse and instead masturbated in his room after she left.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of and an Los Angeles Clippers fan?A: The bucket.
Because of two things:
1. Kobe
2. Kobe
DJ was like "awe you give to half breed and dis your boy?"Look at the score
Clippers won the game by 48 points
It was close until that break.
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