2014 Official MLB playoffs thread

[rogues]

This wildcard game game tho..

[Robz4000]

Great game

[rogues]

..

[rogues]

Just a few feet away from going over, tbh..

[rogues]

Annnnnd it continues..

[Darth_Pelican]

Choakland

[Robz4000]

Billy Beane

[rogues]

Oakland

[Clipper Nation]

Billy Beane has to be on the hot seat now, right? This guy is a fraud and the baseball version of Morey, and I say this as someone who appreciates sabermetrics...

Anyway, Angels about to get on by the Royals

[crc21209]

Damn what a game! Oakland and Beane went all in this year acquiring Samardzija and Hammel from the Cubs and then trading their best hitter Cespedes for a rental of Lester. The move didnt pay off the way they thought it would..

[Robz4000]

lefty
divegrass > luckswing
shat on by middle America

[crc21209]

So we have the Royals vs. Angels and Tigers vs. Orioles in the AL now..

In the NL we have Cardinals vs. Dodgers, Nationals vs. Pirates/Giants...

[AlexJones]

Beane is a hack, tbh. Glad to see Oakland going out like this after talking in July

[rogues]

http://www.forums.mlb.com/discussion...sages&mobile=y

[Splits]

American cricket
162 games averaging 4 hours and yor season ends with 1 game
can't execute pitchout, most simple play since little league
bunting
sport fat people can succeed at
Derek Jeter farewell tour
losers who like American cricket

[rogues]

American cricket
162 games averaging 4 hours and yor season ends with 1 game
can't execute pitchout, most simple play since little league
bunting
sport fat people can succeed at
Derek Jeter farewell tour
losers who like American cricket

Illegal cuck alien
Pimping povertyball

[Clipper Nation]

American cricket
162 games averaging 4 hours and yor season ends with 1 game
can't execute pitchout, most simple play since little league
bunting
sport fat people can succeed at
Derek Jeter farewell tour
losers who like American cricket

It must really chap your ass that this one baseball game was more exciting than the entire povertyball Third-World Cup....

[Splits]

baseball
"sport"
standing around for 10 hours
10 hour games
fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
steroids
barely move and need steroids
players hit the ball a couple of times during a game, but need steroids for that
fat
spitting
manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
play by play announcer and fans who when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
Joe Buck
fake intense voice
pretends he gives a , just wants his paycheck
fans sleeping during the game, because no is happening
fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
fat s
catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
"let's go to the ball game " song
still living in the 50's
"God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
AIDS buying a baseball team
so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/
Reliever
worst role ever; even worse than punter
does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
paid to play 1 inning

[Clipper Nation]

It must really chap your ass that this one baseball game was more exciting than the entire povertyball Third-World Cup....

[AlexJones]

Champagne celebrations after anything other than a World Series win are ing pathetic. Hated the fact that the Tigers celebrated after winning the ing division . At least act like you've been there

[Pelicans78]

Phewwwwwwwww.

I'm exhausted from that game.

[ducks]

Might as well live it up 29 years

[ducks]

More do then after sex?

[Splits]

wearing a cup to protect their balls
fixing it after every play
probably will never get hit there anyways
tommy john
racist sport
racist teams
white players can't hit
needing steroids to throw a ball
manager has a number
manager wearing a jersey
nobody wears baseball jerseys
face of the sport is a guy suspended for the year
breaking news: ____ has a perfect game going on
so boring people actually getting more excited over literally NOTHING happening in the game

guy hitting the ball 30% of the time is considered 'elite'
9 innings
people already falling asleep in the 2nd inning
afternoon/night doubleheaders
so boring people actually pay to watch nothing going on, leave the stadium to eat dinner, come back and watch nothing going on for another 4 hours
spending 9 hours on a Saturday in the summer doing nothing

dugouts
too scared to get hit by a foul ball
fans making better catches than some of the players
fans making more highlight reels than the players
players high-fiving everyone in the dugout because they scored off a sacrifice fly
pinch runners getting excited over an appearance
warming up in the bullpen, probably won't get to play anyway
joe buck
best teams in the league are barely over .500
players getting their own theme songs playing when going up to bat just to strike out anyway

[Splits]

fat umpire in better shape than 90% of the players
farewell Jeter
last game of Jeter's career in ______ ballpark
no story for the media to talk about
fat fans inspired by a rare fit baseball player

fat fathers bringing their entire family out for the ballgame
buying gloves for the entire family, but won't ever catch a ball anyway
wife is so bored she asks the husband for a kiss
husband says no, just in case someone actually hits a ball and he misses it

people complaining about the lack of game action in american football
zero game action in baseball
home run derby
back back back back back back

Berman
people think it's just his shtick, when it's actually him yelling on purpose to not fall asleep on his job
162 games
648 total hours of baseball a year
devoted, fat fans buying league pass just to waste 648 hours a year instead of trying to burn off 648 calories

intentional walks
too scared to face a guy that hits the ball 30% of the time, instead chooses to face the guy that hits the ball at 29%
lefties too scared to pitch to a righty, has to be replaced
pitching rotations
must rest for at least 4 days, will die if they have to pitch after 3 day break




baseball is already so boring, this is the most entertainment you'll ever get from it

athletic 6'8 black people playing basketball
monsters like lebron james, and shaq terrorizing the league's white stiffs
tough 6'2 black people playing football, busting s balls, so many injuries a year sometimes an entire defensive line is out
crafty 6'0 black people playing futbol, showcasing their remarkable footwork and skill