NBA: Black Mamba Myth - A Celebration of Our All-Time Bricker

[noob cake]

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[Koolaid_Man]

Stats are pretty common-sensical, so it stands to reason that if Kobe played more unselfishly by "having less balls" the Lakers might have one or two more championships (see: 2004 Finals).

and Tammy might have two more if his asshole wasn't so porous

[baseline bum]

Congrats to Kobe Stackhouse!

[Buddy Mignon]

Stats are pretty common-sensical, so it stands to reason that if Kobe played more unselfishly by "having less balls" the Lakers might have one or two more championships (see: 2004 Finals).

On the flip side of that if Jim was a lil bit more selfish you'd be at 6 instead of 5.

[Koolaid_Man]

On the flip side of that if Jim wouldn't have caught diarrhea and leaked a little forcing a run to the bathroom you'd be at 6 instead of 5.

FIFY

[Silver&Black]

I dont give a about him catching Kareem. As long as he knocks Jeffrey down a notch.

Kobrick will never pass Jeffery on the GOAT list....never. He could score 10,000 more points than him....and it still wouldn't matter.

[Clipper Nation]

[Fabbs]

Thanks noob cake...this will be a record that will stand for decades to come. I'm just glad I am getting a chance to witness such inep ude.

Let's all bask in the glory....

Kirby

[clambake]

his parents sold his shot.

[Spurtacular]

Kobrick will never pass Jeffery on the GOAT list....never. He could score 10,000 more points than him....and it still wouldn't matter.

Calling Kobe a poor man's Jordan would be beyond charitable.

[MultiTroll]

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[FkLA]

Kirby bricked the ball! Kirby bricked the ball!

[BD24]

Topsy!!

[LkrFan]

Topsy!!

Kobe 4, Jim 2 H2H in the playoffs when both players were healthy.

Kobe 2 Gold Medals, Jim Gold Medals.

Jim 1 Bronze Medal, Kobe 0 Bronze Medals.

Kobe full custody, Jim

[MultiTroll]

Kobrick will never pass Jeffery on the GOAT list....never. He could score 10,000 more points than him....and it still wouldn't matter.

And he didn't.

[BD24]

Kobe 4, Jim 2 H2H in the playoffs when both players were healthy.

Kobe 2 Gold Medals, Jim Gold Medals.

Jim 1 Bronze Medal, Kobe 0 Bronze Medals.

Kobe full custody, Jim

Tim 4 finals MVPs
Kobe... just the 2

Kobe got carried period.

thats it and thats all

[LkrFan]

Tim 4 finals MVPs
Kobe... just the 2

Kobe got carried period.

thats it and thats all

White media votes for MVP. So it's subjective and likely biased. After Colorado, white media hated him. Likely costed him multiple MVPs.

Luckily, white media doesn't vote for rangs or Gold Medals or even Bronze Medals

[ambchang]

Dirk 0 Gold, Laettner 1 Gold. Therefore Laettner > Dirk in the NBA. True talk.

[BD24]

White media votes for MVP. So it's subjective and likely biased. After Colorado, white media hated him. Likely costed him multiple MVPs.

Luckily, white media doesn't vote for rangs or Gold Medals or even Bronze Medals

Nice try, but both his finals mvps were actually after the rape Esteban.

also.

times missing the playoffs,

Rapist, alot

Duncan 0

[LkrFan]

I am an idiot stick

Tru dat

[LkrFan]

Nice try, but both his finals mvps were actually after the rape Esteban.

also.

times missing the playoffs,

Rapist, alot

Duncan 0

After the rape

[ambchang]

I love Black Mamba

[LkrFan]

[Chucho]

After the rape

He was never in the conversation, not even close, until Daddy leaned forward and said "Get off my back, I can't carry you any longer, you rapist piece of " and then started the narrative of one of the most over rated players in history. Iverson could have rang with the teams Kobe had, McGrady and Carter would have too.

There is little difference between Iverson, Rapey, TMac and Carter- the one being that Kobe always needed a Top 2-3 Big to carry him to les while the others were never gifted championship luggage carriers.

[R. DeMurre]

No objective person would ever even think about comparing Kobe to Jordan. Jordan averaged more points more efficiently, and averaged more rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks than Kobe. He also averaged fewer turnovers. His Offensive rating is higher, his defensive rating is lower, his Win Shares are higher, and his BPM is more than double Kobe's. Jordan's final year at age 39 is significantly better than Kobe's final three at ages 35, 36 , & 37. It's not even close. And that's with Jordan missing out on the statistical advantage of two seasons in his prime.