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not even gonna ask how you came across this smh.
not even gonna ask how you came across this smh.
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Rich kids with ing stupid progressive parents tbh... those are also the parents that will host parties for 12 year olds with alcohol and weed, and party out with the kids.
lol avante pos
I don't even...
you need some more self confidence
Bored with the silliness. But since I get all this attention.
The Gambler
A bank president becomes aware of a man with a savings account who deposited $500 a day every day for three years. Astonished, the banker left word for the man that he would like to meet him.
Shortly thereafter the man appeared in the banker's office. "I've been with this bank for 40 years," the banker said "and I've never come across anything quite like this, if you don't mind me asking, what business are you in?" "I'm a gambler" the man said. "That's very interesting" the banker said, "but don't you gamblers lose sometimes?" "Not if you know what you're doing" the man said with a smile. "Why that's extraordinary" the banker said "even the smartest businessmen lose sometimes" "I'll prove it to you" the gambler said. "I'll bet you $500 that at noon tomorrow I'll show up here in your office and you'll have square balls" The banker stammered, fingered a letter opener nervously and was surprised to hear himself "I'll take that bet"
Next day the gambler arrived right on schedule trailed by a horny dwarf. "I see you made it" the banker said, appearing a bit flushed. The gambler nodded. Without a word the banker stepped around his desk and dropped his pants. The horny dwarfs jaw dropped to his waist. The gambler reached between the bankers thighs and felt his balls. the horny dwarf fainted. "What happened to him" the banker asked. The gambler smiled and said "I bet him a $1000 that at noon today I'd have a bank president's balls in my hand".
Last edited by Avante; 12-16-2014 at 11:43 PM.
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