Instead of trying to use a bunch of silly you'd never actually deal with this is about things you would come across and how you'd respond. Which is really what an IQ should be about.
1. a cop stops you because you had no seat belt on, you can get out of this, but how?
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2. she asks you..."how's my hair look babe?"....it's looks like but you can tell her the truth without getting in trouble, how?
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3. your boss callls you in, he wants you to rat out a co-worker who has been coming in late, how do you refuse to do this without getting in trouble?
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4. you look down and notice Blake humping one leg and Clipper Nation humping the other, how do you shake these little s off without them wahwahwah-ing for a week?
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5. a stupid atheist wants to run his..."there is no God"..by everyone once again. the dummy actually believes in evolution, so what can you say to where he'll......praise the Lord and He was the Masterdesigner?
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6. chumpwhatever is once again following you from thread to thread begging for a hand out, what do you tell the boy that scares him off?
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7. I wil use one for the numbers freaks out there........three cowboys ride out to round up a dozen wild horses, on the way back two of them get away. they find three more and end up selling four. So when they get back to the ranch how many horses do they have?
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Good luck